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  1. Yeah, and whereas the other 2 clearly live in...

    Yeah, and whereas the other 2 clearly live in fear of being abducted in the middle of the night and sent for 999 years re-education, Skidmark is full whackjob of his own volition (not forgetting the...
  2. Not much point in engaging with Pinky and Perky...

    Not much point in engaging with Pinky and Perky really. Apart from when you're laughing at them.
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    Yeah, that stretch from Rayong has towns and...

    Yeah, that stretch from Rayong has towns and villages all the way down to the border with Cambodia. My personal favourite is Trat and you also have the beaches and western amenities of Koh Chang only...
  4. ^^ Harry on typically eviscerating form there. :)...

    ^^ Harry on typically eviscerating form there. :)

    Meanwhile, it looks like Putin's henchmen may have got to Navalny in his hotel room: Novichok 'found on water bottle in Alexei Navalny's hotel...
  5. Belarus charges opposition leader with...

    Belarus charges opposition leader with 'undermining national security' | World news | The Guardian

    Opposition leader, Kolesnikova, charged with "actions aimed at undermining national security" and...
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    All swung on that fucking no ball from Archer....

    All swung on that fucking no ball from Archer. What a partnership it was after that though.
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    Ricky Villa and Remi Moses.

    Ricky Villa and Remi Moses.
  8. Classic deflection strategy. Everybody knows the...

    Classic deflection strategy. Everybody knows the US are bullies and the self-appointed world police, but if it manages to divert attention from what China are up to for a while...
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    Looks like it could be a long season for WBA and...

    Looks like it could be a long season for WBA and Fulham. Given what each team has spent so far, you do wonder if both are now happy to be yo-yo teams content to bank the Premier League windfall each...
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    Who said that Germans don't do humour?

    Who said that Germans don't do humour?
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    Funnily enough, that was what I imagined when I...

    Funnily enough, that was what I imagined when I posted. Except the bad tramp in the bus stop was you on the cooking sherry and Tennents Super.
    :)
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    What Dil forgot to mention is that his daughter...

    What Dil forgot to mention is that his daughter cooked that.

    The only apples this fella knows are in his bottle of White Lightning, the Brummie tramp. :)
  13. ^ Hey! You nicked my word! :) And I believe...

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    Hey! You nicked my word! :)

    And I believe the correct nomenclature is western pigdog :smileylaughing:
  14. Thread: Dinner

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    It's the way I tell 'em

    It's the way I tell 'em
  15. Agree with this. The book was ace.

    Agree with this. The book was ace.
  16. Never ever touched it and never will. The most...

    Never ever touched it and never will. The most trippy thing I've ever done is weed and even that sends my head west.

    However, a couple of disco biscuits and a bit of marching powder used to be the...
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    ^^ Wow. I didn't realise it was so long ago.

    ^^ Wow. I didn't realise it was so long ago.
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    Be quiet, nobhead. Every team in that "big 6" has...

    Be quiet, nobhead. Every team in that "big 6" has strengthened for the better over the last 12 months and/or has a settled manager; hell, even your pile of shit has been looking relatively strong...
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    I think I'm off to the Lakes next weekend with me...

    I think I'm off to the Lakes next weekend with me mum and dad and may well be returning mid October to Colombia, so let's pencil it in for the 27th.

    Providing the pubs are still open and we're...
  20. Thread: Dinner

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    I said "mum, don't cook too much mash...." ...

    I said "mum, don't cook too much mash...."

    It's like asking the birds not to sing.

    :rofl:
  21. Thread: Dinner

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    Dil's food might have been nice if he hadn't been...

    Dil's food might have been nice if he hadn't been sick on it beforehand.
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    The Courteeners - You Overdid It Doll - YouTube...

    The Courteeners - You Overdid It Doll - YouTube
  23. Thread: Dinner

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    Bangers and mash...with a bit of cabbage and...

    Bangers and mash...with a bit of cabbage and Colmans English Mustard on the side of course.

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    Cooked by my mum, and my mum loves Bisto. I'm obviously a classier bloke than that Brummie chav...
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    Despite Liverpool winning the league by a street...

    Despite Liverpool winning the league by a street last year, their defence wasn't as good as the previous year as anyone who watched their games would know. They got lucky time and time again through...
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    Well, we're off today. Looking forward to the...

    Well, we're off today. Looking forward to the Liverpool v Leeds game at 5.30.

    Just how will Bielsa do this season? Obviously, Hal almost always knows :) but I'm not really sure what to expect...
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    What a terrible thing to hear; especially having...

    What a terrible thing to hear; especially having seen the workings of his troubled mind for our own eyes. RIP fella.

    I dont know how other posters feel, but I'd be in favour of having *that*...
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    I had a post wiped before, part of which was...

    I had a post wiped before, part of which was suggesting that they'd been summoned to HQ and warned that they'd be given a special Kremlin coffee unless they upped their game on Teakdoor.

    Maybe...
  28. Verbal diarrhoea all over the forum. How do...

    Verbal diarrhoea all over the forum.

    How do you put someone on ignore? I'm actually half considering it because his nonsense and stupidity is everywhere you look.
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    Milton Keynes.

    Milton Keynes.
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    A bit OTT this one: ...

    A bit OTT this one:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/JulianCaperaB/status/1303137514299981824?s=19
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    I see that Everton's overhaul of their midfield...

    I see that Everton's overhaul of their midfield has continued with the signing of Doucoure from Watford for 20 mil. If they can get him performing on a regular basis as he can do, that could be a...
  32. I reckon Pinky and Perky have been summoned home...

    I reckon Pinky and Perky have been summoned home for "re-education" and will return to TD even more defiant in the face of Western pigdog intimidation FOR MAKE BENEFIT OUR GLORIOUS NATION.
  33. Or potatoes in Caerphilly or the plight of the...

    Or potatoes in Caerphilly or the plight of the endangered antelope in Kenya.
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    Ian Bell out for 90 in his final innings in...

    Ian Bell out for 90 in his final innings in first-class cricket.

    Former England batsman Ian Bell misses out on farewell hundred for Warwickshire against Glamorgan | Cricket News | Sky Sports
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    I just want to know what you're smoking.

    I just want to know what you're smoking.
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    Another pearl of wisdom.

    Another pearl of wisdom.
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    Such an eloquent, well educated and witty chap. ...

    Such an eloquent, well educated and witty chap.

    How on earth did you go from him to this?
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    And Ryan Fraser with Jamal Lewis from Norwich...

    And Ryan Fraser with Jamal Lewis from Norwich also set to sign soon.
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    Fuck off, Dil. We all know you'd have been after...

    Fuck off, Dil. We all know you'd have been after their brother. :)
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    Tidy as, to be fair. I think I'd have been doing...

    Tidy as, to be fair. I think I'd have been doing my best to sneak her and her mate into the hotel if I was in their shoes. :)

    https://twitter.com/TheManUtdWay/status/1302975865215684608?s=20
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    Yeah, and those that were in the Europa League.

    Yeah, and those that were in the Europa League.
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    I've just said something similar on the Nations...

    I've just said something similar on the Nations League thread. Nobody is gonna benefit.
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    With these 2 further absences, this must now be...

    With these 2 further absences, this must now be the weakest squad England have had in a while.

    I don't see the logic in playing a tournament at this time of year. Could it not have been postponed?
  44. Clearly, it was the CIA!

    Clearly, it was the CIA!
  45. I used to go for lunch at a place opposite the...

    I used to go for lunch at a place opposite the local cop shop and the lads who went in there were forever chiding me for not joining their weekly gambling group on the English Premier League results....
  46. Poll: My God, what a tosser you are.

    My God, what a tosser you are.
  47. Thread: On my bike

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    I gave you a red for these pics last night. No...

    I gave you a red for these pics last night. No idea why!

    Just off out for a pint in town now! :) Let me know when free of the lurgy stress and we'll try another time.
  48. Our Comical Comrade has spoken! 57103 :rofl:

    Our Comical Comrade has spoken!

    57103

    :rofl:
  49. :rofl: My gran's sister's husband was from...

    :rofl:

    My gran's sister's husband was from Hungary and escaped to the UK in the late 40s/early 50s; he died the other year, 92 years old, but he always wanted to return to Budapest to see his...
  50. He's on the payroll or, just as likely, so...

    He's on the payroll or, just as likely, so brainwashed and so old that he's still fearful that they'll come and get him and send him to 340 years hard labour in Siberia for saying the wrong thing.
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