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    I think the EU negotiating wish list is an...

    I think the EU negotiating wish list is an excellent document, it has crystalised pretty much every reason the UK left and offers a clear indication that "No Deal" is the only workable solution. Its...
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    Yill, Its Lift Leg ^ beer slang for strong beer

    Yill, Its Lift Leg

    ^ beer slang for strong beer
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    And a fuk'd spine. :)

    And a fuk'd spine. :)
  4. He's ok, temp test with his finger up his arse...

    He's ok, temp test with his finger up his arse confirms no need to panic.
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    I know just joshing. Wrinkly Rex doesn't seem...

    I know just joshing. Wrinkly Rex doesn't seem happy with the change of flat top. :)
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    ^^^ nice table

    ^^^ nice table
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    It may be that you can trace the source to some...

    It may be that you can trace the source to some recent event like something entering and emitting gas.
  8. :) did you wake up with a horn for me Syb, the...

    :) did you wake up with a horn for me Syb, the feeling ain't mutual.
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    PH apologies for not getting back to you early....

    PH apologies for not getting back to you early. Origin wise you are right but just like the early cases of corona virus in a fish market ....
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  10. Well, i popped out last night and got in 2 months...

    Well, i popped out last night and got in 2 months supply of wine and beer, oh and a bit coz i already had some. I am now OK for self isolation. I may get more as i don't want to have to face a...
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    Anyway, Sausages mates are clearly opting for a...

    Anyway, Sausages mates are clearly opting for a WTO solution given their negotiating stance, its all going swimmingly.
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    Thai ladies v Eng ladies. Thai ladies bowling and...

    Thai ladies v Eng ladies. Thai ladies bowling and Eng in trouble 13 for 2.
  13. dead cat bounce

    dead cat bounce
  14. Travel industry is going to take a tanking. I...

    Travel industry is going to take a tanking.

    I foresee an opening in the extreme hols arena for Pandemic Packages...direct flights may be an issue but you could arrange parachute drops with a...
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    Helge, its where i live and whilst we are not...

    Helge, its where i live and whilst we are not flooded the ground is 100% saturated, any rain and it puddles and in some cases small floods - there's more on the way...as i sit here we have hail out...
  16. Well it is picking up pace, authorities reacting...

    Well it is picking up pace, authorities reacting to cases with symptoms but the sparks are well ahead setting off little fires all over the place. Seem to have a fairly effective transmission rate.
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    Yep heard that on the news this morning too, what...

    Yep heard that on the news this morning too, what a wanker.:rofl: he's said he'll take the option of a third fight too. Now i can't imagine how Fury will use yhe costume comment.
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    ] I like your optimism its the pizza he's...

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    I like your optimism its the pizza he's looking at and not a chipolata. :)
  19. Yep lets all convert to a meat diet :dunno:

    Yep lets all convert to a meat diet :dunno:
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    Have to say that all looks good, did they...

    Have to say that all looks good, did they discount the Caesar on account of them providing the ingredients and you make it yer sen? :)
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    So you are saying that because the animal you are...

    So you are saying that because the animal you are eating is fed largely on grass, that your diet therefore is largely grass.:) I am sure you know what you are doing unless some one is force feeding...
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    The ones building up from a largely meat based...

    The ones building up from a largely meat based diet, i assume you aren't eating any roughage either to dissuade the decaying meat from lingering in your system. It doesn't take a doctor to work out...
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    Its more likely your liver and kidneys telling...

    Its more likely your liver and kidneys telling you something about the toxin build up the diet is inducing and trying to flush out....imo.
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    It is funny how Syb monitors his favourite...

    It is funny how Syb monitors his favourite posters and then loves to try to take a pop at what he thinks makes them look silly, the problem is it frequently back fires on the poor chap. :) its great...
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    well i don't know, it was an easy ride for Utd. ...

    well i don't know, it was an easy ride for Utd.

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  26. Honestly Dill, i lost any interest in week 2 when...

    Honestly Dill, i lost any interest in week 2 when you spat your dummy and formed your breakaway league in a petulant fit of spite. :)
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    That bloody Mustafi is a complete joke, his boots...

    That bloody Mustafi is a complete joke, his boots must be sponsored by Royston Lead Ltd
  28. Well there's one thing for sure he'll never get...

    Well there's one thing for sure he'll never get alzheimers from heading a ball, he never gets his yud near one.
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    :smileylaughing: the Arse defence, well you can't...

    :smileylaughing: the Arse defence, well you can't call it that really but the team is supposed to have one has been a joke for at least 4 seasons....wtf do managers and all the myriad backroom staff...
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    Calm down rodders, anyone would think you've won...

    Calm down rodders, anyone would think you've won the fairs cup
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    How would you like it? all in coins

    How would you like it? all in coins
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    Is the paint dry yet?

    Is the paint dry yet?
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    ^ might go a load of Belly but i'd have to cooked...

    ^ might go a load of Belly but i'd have to cooked it low and slow on a rack and then pat myself on the back at all the fat i am not eating and i can ignore the fat left i will be eating.
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    ^^ Great effort KW, i love stuff like that but...

    ^^ Great effort KW, i love stuff like that but always worry if pigging on a load of fatty goodness will be the thing that sends me to the undertakers for an early appointment. :)
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    Erm Lom just stick to Buffets on the murder...

    Erm Lom just stick to Buffets on the murder Isles. The UK, stupidly imo never exercises national priority over the EU journal and we should. You can override the journal and therefore the entries i...
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    Sharp cookie is micron, he's catching on. Now he...

    Sharp cookie is micron, he's catching on. Now he just needs to go back to making the EU budget settlement unworkable. :)
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    Got to love the Yanks, flat earther proves...

    Got to love the Yanks, flat earther proves darwinism :)

    'Mad' Mike Hughes dies after crash-landing homemade rocket

    A US daredevil pilot has been killed during an attempted launch of a homemade...
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    ^ Prag they are always on to a loser on the...

    ^ Prag they are always on to a loser on the little village roads, you see them when they crack up and there is barely 1 inch of tarmac, the other 3 inches surfaces in the headmans bank account.
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    ^ yep they fuk'd off De La Rue. Looking back on...

    ^ yep they fuk'd off De La Rue. Looking back on the past 2 decades i cannot remember how many times the UK has fuk'd over its own companies in favour of EU ones via the European Journal. You'd not...
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    ^ Sausages, we will see how it pans out. For you...

    ^ Sausages, we will see how it pans out. For you though the UK tax payer will still be picking up the tab for your CS and Govt pensions, neither of which you contributed to nor lived up the bargain...
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    The cracks are to account for expansion and...

    The cracks are to account for expansion and contraction as mentioned. The idea is you cut down about 1/4 to 1/3 the depth of the concrete and then its will crack down the its you made rather than...
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    ^ good idea Mendip. I see from the hand written...

    ^ good idea Mendip. I see from the hand written cookbooks on the windowsill where you get all the pea inspiration from, must be generations of recipes. :)

    My mum had three notebooks of recipes,...
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    Erm apologies for the inaccuracy, i was not...

    Erm apologies for the inaccuracy, i was not referring to those who find themselves in need of the support of the system its designed for, rather i meant the lazy wankers who make a career out of...
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    For those space heads out there. I listen to BBC...

    For those space heads out there. I listen to BBC Radio 4 quite a bit, although i think quality of programming has deteriorated, there is one programme called the "Inifinite Monkey Cage" which mixes...
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    and it is a vile narrative. Its remarkable how he...

    and it is a vile narrative. Its remarkable how he and his remainer chums constantly complain about racist ideology driving the leave agenda yet all i seem to have heard for over 3 years is remainers...
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    Got to say Wales have been poor and i don't like...

    Got to say Wales have been poor and i don't like to talk down Refs but the decision that there was do deliberate knock-on was a fukin travesty. Should have been a Yellow and a penalty try ...no idea...
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    So its stewed Rhubarb, Cheese and Cud from a...

    So its stewed Rhubarb, Cheese and Cud from a cow(or passion fruit) - Mozzilasia ain't looking good.

    Dill hows the tanks coming on?
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    Thanks MOD Dill

    Thanks MOD Dill
  49. ^ do you read chicken scratch Betts?

    ^ do you read chicken scratch Betts?
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    ^ you have properly surpassed yourself Mendip. I...

    ^ you have properly surpassed yourself Mendip. I reckon a Pea Kiev with a bread crumbed pea fritter hollowed out with Garlic Butter and you can retire....
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