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    Christmas elf serenade on a g-string arranged for...

    Christmas elf serenade on a g-string arranged for a suitably goblin-gauge guitar

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    Teaching a western cultural novice the traditional seasonal parlour game of eyes-closed hunt the Christmas...
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    ^Looking good Norts. Have not had a shepherds pie...

    ^Looking good Norts. Have not had a shepherds pie since page 25

    https://teakdoor.com/food-and-drink/190009-blokes-cookery-thread-25.html#post3983759

    Mine was a cottage but not sure what the...
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    Top thrifty tip Mendip - save money on the...

    Top thrifty tip Mendip - save money on the yuletide brass and double up on the home delivery turkey...

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    Once you have reamed out the sage and onion with your tentacle-tongue you can give...
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    Australia thanks you Mendip for standing (or...

    Australia thanks you Mendip for standing (or staggering) in defence of wonderful western liberal democracy, upon which may the sun never set, by guzzling our lovely shiraz by the box
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    How a blow to Australian wine shows tensions with...

    How a blow to Australian wine shows tensions with China

    Imagine, just for a second, the Australian wine industry as a bottle shop. For decades it had loyal customers overseas - old friends from...
  6. Double the funny when the escape prevention...

    Double the funny when the escape prevention methods are to prevent the citizens escaping to a totalitarian dictatorship next door
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    My current working theory is that this is a...

    My current working theory is that this is a sub-forum specific issue

    Any recent photos I have posted in either of these 2 threads

    Movie/tv download recommendations
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    Only 1 episode left and mostly top stuff, a...

    Only 1 episode left and mostly top stuff, a couple of slow ones.

    I thought I recognised the boat Diana and the boys are splashing around in in episode 9 tonight

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    Quality Christmas fare to be had in this clever...

    Quality Christmas fare to be had in this clever imagination of a cash-strapped writer's-blocked Dickens finding festive inspiration from characters all over London while under the gun to publish in...
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    ...15% - no wonder these Spaniards sleep all...

    ...15% - no wonder these Spaniards sleep all afternoon



    That is straight from the boxes mouth with no addition, ornamentation or condimentation of any kind.



    This is the actual Funghi...
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    Portraits of a mini-minx in rainbow-unicorn land...

    Portraits of a mini-minx in rainbow-unicorn land

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  12. Thread: Escorts

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    Don't pay until the deed is done in case you get...

    Don't pay until the deed is done in case you get a bout of stage-fright shy-bladder and can't go when she is looking at you
  13. Anti-aircraft guns are good for dispatching...

    Anti-aircraft guns are good for dispatching uncles and temporary border protection.

    The Wehrmacht 88mm comes highly recommended

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    But for a more permanent solution the great fat one...
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    I am going for 28cm snowman balls too Watched...

    I am going for 28cm snowman balls too

    Watched the Snowman from 1982 yesterday which I have not seen in its entirety seen since I was 14

    Aled Jones did not have 28cm balls when he hit that high...
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    Christmas elf vehicle driving preparation:- ...

    Christmas elf vehicle driving preparation:-

    Seat fully forward - check

    Seat fully raised - check

    Cushion added for extra ass elevation - check

    Shoe with cushion sole for crucial 1cm extra...
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    Social media platform WeChat censors Scott...

    Social media platform WeChat censors Scott Morrison's post directed at Chinese community

    A message by Prime Minister Scott Morrison that was directed at the Chinese community and critical of an...
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    I am no carpet connoisseur but I paid $400 for it...

    I am no carpet connoisseur but I paid $400 for it which is probably not in hand-woven price territory

    Next march it will be 20 years since I humped it back to my humble Sydney hovel to brighten...
  18. I am trying to guess who is who.... The...

    I am trying to guess who is who....

    The murdered couple?

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    The po-po gunslinger?

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    The original strategy of Beijing's sanctions was...

    The original strategy of Beijing's sanctions was to try and use economic coercion to compel Australia's political capitulation.

    The gratuitously offensive tweet sanctioned from the top tier of...
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    Chinese officials accuse Scott Morrison of...

    Chinese officials accuse Scott Morrison of stoking nationalism in response to fake Afghan tweet as PM defends position on WeChat

    China has hit back at the Australian Government, accusing it of...
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    China refuses to apologise to Australia for fake...

    China refuses to apologise to Australia for fake soldier image

    China has accused Australia of trying to "deflect public attention" from alleged war crimes by its soldiers in Afghanistan after...
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    Have never seen Miracle on 34th St from 1994 but...

    Have never seen Miracle on 34th St from 1994 but had to knock off the original before I could tackle the newer version

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    Kris Kringle is not keeping the faith in Christmas 100% though. In...
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    China refuses to apologise for doctored image of...

    China refuses to apologise for doctored image of Australian soldier tweeted by government official

    China has refused to apologise for one of its officials posting a graphic image Prime Minister...
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    Scott Morrison demands apology from China over...

    Scott Morrison demands apology from China over 'repugnant' fake tweet showing Australian soldier murdering child

    Prime Minister Scott Morrison is demanding the Chinese Government delete a...
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    Australia demands China apologise for posting...

    Australia demands China apologise for posting 'repugnant' fake image

    Australia has demanded China apologise for posting a fake picture on a government Twitter account that depicted an Australian...
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    ...as in democratically elected? China puts...

    ...as in democratically elected?


    China puts tariffs of up to 200 per cent on Australian wine

    The Chinese Government has announced it will place tariffs on all Australian wine imports from...
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    This was 23 minutes... ...

    This was 23 minutes...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/food-and-drink/60614d1606498133-blokes-cookery-thread-img_20201127_231040-jpg

    Amazing how much difference 4 minutes can make to a...
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    ^Can't see that setting Mr Mendip Lower left...

    ^Can't see that setting Mr Mendip

    Lower left of what screen?

    Seems to be a bit of a photo visibility lottery at the moment

    My recent Polar Express photo does not show unless logged in
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    No hot sauce required on this bad boy For thin...

    No hot sauce required on this bad boy

    For thin and crispy 19 minutes from a cold start (but not frozen - i.e. cold oven but defrosted) = pizza perfection

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    ^^ ^ Good tips fellas I had heard of but...

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    I had heard of but never seen, until tonight, Polar Express.

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    It was made by the same guy that made 2009 Scrooge and you can recognise the familiar method of...
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    Photo Visibility Settings

    I find my photos do not show unless I am logged in anymore

    I think I remember other posters such as Mendip saying they used to have that problem but I think there was some change to an account...
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    The past few years I have watched 2 versions of...

    The past few years I have watched 2 versions of Scrooge every year

    1935 - which I love for its spooky old flickering early cinema film texture
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    I can shorten the Aphroditean mistletoe odds on...

    I can shorten the Aphroditean mistletoe odds on Miss Mini Minx a bit

    She resurfaced via SMS to say she was coming over when she finished work.

    Upon arrival she mummified herself in a blanket...
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    The fairer sex are fickle creatures as we know...

    The fairer sex are fickle creatures as we know Dave

    Far be it from me to presume to make any decisions in that department

    A woman in her mercurial wisdom will usually make short work of...
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    I have not. Respect sir at the size of the...

    I have not.



    Respect sir at the size of the bone you clearly have for the almighty Rockwell B-1



    The supermarkets carry this brand in Aussie. Don't know about the phils.
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    Sounds like a hint of seasonal sapphic sour...

    Sounds like a hint of seasonal sapphic sour grapes... :scratchchin:

    The girls may be the more cinematographically and aesthetically palatable end of the rainbow spectrum but please don't be a...
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    Very cool Troy :wank: Santa arrived last-night...

    Very cool Troy :wank:

    Santa arrived last-night exactly 4 weeks early, to the hour, in the form of an email at 1.00am from a numerical xxxxx@qq.com email address which I recognised as being a...
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    I thought the steak would look odd with just peas...

    I thought the steak would look odd with just peas and no mash so I added a scoop of tuna/mayo/corn salad for aesthetics.

    This was a failure from an aesthetic perspective as it just looks like a...
  39. I used to love those noodle cups when I was in...

    I used to love those noodle cups when I was in LOS

    I think I noticed last week that they had started selling them in Coles. Defo some kind of spicy Mama brand noodles on the shelf.
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    Yesterday I bought something that never have I...

    Yesterday I bought something that never have I ever bought in my life before... inspired by Mendip's well documented obsession ... peas.

    Decided to knock off the other steak that was abandoned in...
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    That is strictly between me and Aled. Altar boys...

    That is strictly between me and Aled. Altar boys honour and all that. What happens in the sacristy stays in the sacristy.

    Here is a Christmas crackler to warm the cockles.

    This family did the...
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    This is a good excuse for requesting a socially...

    This is a good excuse for requesting a socially distanced doggystyle drilling Mendip.

    Put a framed picture of your dear old mum on the bedside table to tug at Frenchie's heart strings and persuade...
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    A champion cringle jingle indeed Dave They do...

    A champion cringle jingle indeed Dave

    They do a decent turn at the First Noel too

    [Official Video] The First Noel – Pentatonix - YouTube

    But it is a dead heat with the simmering Cimorelli...
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    The only top scran that can be knocked up in...

    The only top scran that can be knocked up in under 15 seconds preparation time

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    These rising crust bewts are the beezneez

    I like how my fan oven burns one side of the crust more than...
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    Christmas Cracker Movies

    I wanna get ahead of the game this year with Christmas movie consumption so I have been googling and downloading a festive film feast.

    Found Carol (2015) which I had never heard of before,...
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    Crackling Christmas Carols

    I am getting into Christmas a bit early this year as I was late off the mark last year and it felt rushed.

    This year I am getting super-christmassy and I will be smearing myself with mince pies...
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    I have seen funny videos of that on the tubes.

    What is the evolutionary rationale behind this canine cock clamping?

    Can human ladies ever do it with their front bottoms?
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    Only 2 episodes in but season 4 seems to have...

    Only 2 episodes in but season 4 seems to have really got the mojo back.

    Season 3 was a little uneven and not so racy after the epic 1st 2 seasons but it seems to be back in the saddle.
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  49. Thread: Name That Car

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    Car vs Main Battle Tank: Leopard 2A4 rams into...

    Car vs Main Battle Tank: Leopard 2A4 rams into cars at full speed - YouTube
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    Not the easiest breed to slip the bone.

    Regular breeds you can use knee pads I guess. But an adult Great Dane would probably require a knee trembling semi-squat which would be difficult to hold...
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