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  1. "So simple even a terrapin can play it" was the...

    "So simple even a terrapin can play it" was the advertising slogan I remember from 'Not The Nine O'clock News'.
  2. I was thinking he wasn't really the type for a...

    I was thinking he wasn't really the type for a motorcycle until I googled. :D
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    Ah, but he has that pithy, hard won knowledge...

    Ah, but he has that pithy, hard won knowledge thing going for him. :D

    In that absurdly idealised picture of himself that he has. :sad:
  4. Thread: Uplift TV

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    :chitown:

    :chitown:
  5. Absolutely. imdb might be ok for finding out...

    Absolutely.

    imdb might be ok for finding out info like cast, but their rating is next to worthless ime.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQp7XnjpfM

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmQp7XnjpfM
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    :D You have dozens of posts here that could be...

    :D

    You have dozens of posts here that could be used as back up, and my post is perfectly coherent.

    But hey, you get back to your posts about the situation in 'Chonburi'. :D
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    :D The place would be deluged. They'd also...

    :D

    The place would be deluged.

    They'd also be ranting if a Labour chancellor had put together a populist budget full of as many giveaways as we've just seen from the Tories. Betty would be in a...
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    https://teakdoor.com/clear.gif...

    https://teakdoor.com/clear.gif
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deiWnZK-duM
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    Yeah, it's not 'being wise after the event' to...

    Yeah, it's not 'being wise after the event' to say that a prime minister shaking hands with people actually in hospital with the virus was not a great idea.

    Then he says that the important thing...
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    'I shook hands with everybody,' says Boris...

    'I shook hands with everybody,' says Boris Johnson weeks before coronavirus diagnosis


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=n3NAx3tsy-k&feature=emb_logo

    Boris Johnson said he was...
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    I'd say this was unbelievable but...it's Fox...

    I'd say this was unbelievable but...it's Fox News, where pretty much nothing yet everything is unbelievable.

    Watch how 'emotional' this pos gets in the clip on twitter. Emotional about the...
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    That's a new one to me.

    That's a new one to me.
  14. RT loses challenge against claims of bias in...

    RT loses challenge against claims of bias in novichok reporting
    Kremlin-backed channel fails to overturn Ofcom ruling that also related to Syria coverage

    The Kremlin-backed news channel RT has...
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    ^ I see Roger Irrelevant is unaffected.

    ^ I see Roger Irrelevant is unaffected.
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    There's no loyalty these days.

    There's no loyalty these days.
  17. How about the shit ones? Chico in the clear? ...

    How about the shit ones?

    Chico in the clear?

    But yeah OK...master chefs are at high risk because of their poor diet.

    :rolleyes:
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    Yeah I've been watching that. The US has long...

    Yeah I've been watching that.

    The US has long overtaken previous leaders the UK for % of total nutters in the population. :D
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    That is indeed a gorgeous looking piece of kit.

    That is indeed a gorgeous looking piece of kit.
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    If not then he hasn't missed much.

    If not then he hasn't missed much.
  21. ...but when you're in charge of your own measures...

    ...but when you're in charge of your own measures of whiskey then who knows what that 'one drink' contains? :D
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d57CjU62qYs

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d57CjU62qYs
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfQXJSvbo4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqfQXJSvbo4
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxNwvjzGM0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxNwvjzGM0
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    YouTube...

    YouTube
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    My god, you actually believe that don't you, you...

    My god, you actually believe that don't you, you hideous fatberg.


    :smileylaughing:
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    You've never really understood the concept of...

    You've never really understood the concept of spoilers, have you?



    It's formulaic, dull nonsense that seems about a hundred years old.

    You may well love it.
  28. Yeah, what happened to that all seeing, all...

    Yeah, what happened to that all seeing, all knowing internet connection of yours? :D
  29. Thread: The UFC thread

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    The 'pathtic times' we live in, eh? When...

    The 'pathtic times' we live in, eh?

    When people think there are so many differences between COVID-19 and a fookin V-Bomb that they aren't really worth comparing?

    :rolleyes:
  30. That balcony looked like a decent spot for...

    That balcony looked like a decent spot for sundowners.
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    Bloody hell, is that runner bloke flogging...

    Bloody hell, is that runner bloke flogging microwaves too?
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    :D Well why would you?

    :D

    Well why would you?
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    What gave it away? :rolleyes:

    What gave it away?

    :rolleyes:
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    For those suffering miniscule image problems:...

    For those suffering miniscule image problems: it's far too unlikely to be funny for people to click twice on it themselves. :D
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    Just in CM! Bonkers.

    Just in CM!

    Bonkers.
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    My, but TD has such vast reserves of prescience.

    My, but TD has such vast reserves of prescience.
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    Sticky: Being 'home' to the world's most powerful moron...

    Being 'home' to the world's most powerful moron will surely be a major factor. :sad:



    Showing symptoms 'only' 'after several days' hardly makes COVID-19 'a slow and long illnesss'.
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    Guessing this is more likely to be 'Lindisfarne'...

    Guessing this is more likely to be 'Lindisfarne' than the latest hit in Papua New Guinea. :D
  39. Fuck me, one that actually almost makes sense. ...

    Fuck me, one that actually almost makes sense.

    Here's to the wonders of random chance.
  40. Thread: Dinner

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    2 day old naan? :D Yeah, I'd pass on that.

    2 day old naan?

    :D

    Yeah, I'd pass on that.
  41. Oh Christ, another attempt by you at a biting...

    Oh Christ, another attempt by you at a biting comeback fails to make sense and falls flat on its stupid face.

    :rolleyes:
  42. You put Beans, Cheese, Bacon and Oats in the sink...

    You put Beans, Cheese, Bacon and Oats in the sink and washed them with soap?

    Umm...whaaat?
  43. Don't bother with the coffee. Watery anonymity. ...

    Don't bother with the coffee. Watery anonymity.

    The doughnut I had was made that day, at least.
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    Sticky: Just over 24 hours before New Zealand is due to...

    Just over 24 hours before New Zealand is due to enter full lockdown, 40 new cases of coronavirus have been confirmed, bring the country’s total to 155.


    Four of the cases were confirmed as...
  45. Are you going to infect this thread with your...

    Are you going to infect this thread with your repeated puerile oneupmanship as you have the COVID thread?
  46. So two lamers whose ‘humour’ never works are...

    So two lamers whose ‘humour’ never works are occupied with each other here.

    Nice. :D
  47. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Welcome Back. :D Better Call Saul E06 is up. :D

    Welcome Back. :D

    Better Call Saul E06 is up. :D
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    Wow. It looked like he was one dead fish.

    Wow.

    It looked like he was one dead fish.
  49. Thread: Dinner

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    Think he must be nostalgic for school dinners.

    Think he must be nostalgic for school dinners.
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    ^^ After reading the penultimate line of that I...

    ^^ After reading the penultimate line of that I think a pinch of salt is needed.
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