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  1. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    You'll get there, mate. Just stay out of those...

    You'll get there, mate.

    Just stay out of those columbian prisons


    So you are just in mid thirties ?

    And retired ?

    Itta !
  2. Ah yes; forgot that. The cave guy from...

    Ah yes; forgot that.

    The cave guy from Afghanistan was blamed first and Saddam later.

    My mistake
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
  4. I knew it ! The whole 9-11 thing wasn't...

    I knew it !

    The whole 9-11 thing wasn't Afghanistan related



    But who did it then ?


    Where's ENT when you need him
  5. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    My neighbors have this 7th sense. They turn up...

    My neighbors have this 7th sense.

    They turn up and dig into my "reward" beers.


    Come to think of it?

    Have they installed CCTV on my property ?

    Bastards
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    Probably not. Not that she couldn't defend...

    Probably not.

    Not that she couldn't defend herself


    Sauced up ?
    :)
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    If they get another gold, we are done. :)

    If they get another gold, we are done.
    :)
  8. Yep Never saw one working myself

    Yep
    Never saw one working myself
  9. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    I hope it's in a 50 man cell...with a majority of...

    I hope it's in a 50 man cell...with a majority of Man C fans


    I hope not
  10. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: It's nature, mate No puppy delivery by stork

    It's nature, mate

    No puppy delivery by stork
  11. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Aren't the "giver" castrated ? Guess you are...

    Aren't the "giver" castrated ?

    Guess you are right
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    Sweden doing OK Click for large and educating...

    Sweden doing OK

    Click for large and educating version

    (click all week for a brit showing)

    Where's the brits ?
    72986
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    :smileylaughing: Lom, do you remember when...

    :smileylaughing:

    Lom, do you remember when Sweden was on the top in tabletennis,tennis etc etc

    Damn, Lom !

    That's many years ago

    Ha' det bra, kompis :)
  14. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Is Halleluja on the transfer list ? Haven't...

    Is Halleluja on the transfer list ?

    Haven't seen that old tosser lately :)
  15. Probably It seems close if they mean "shots...

    Probably

    It seems close if they mean "shots given".
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    No Still better than the anglos though (in...

    No

    Still better than the anglos though

    (in the Olympics, that is)



    Burger building ?
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    72984
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    A danish batminton double lost a game today. ...

    A danish batminton double lost a game today.

    To a couple of aussies !!!!

    If they should choose to come home, they are likely to be shot in the airport.

    And rightly so.

    Scandalous
  19. Thread: Dinner

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    That's the way to do it :bananaman: ...

    That's the way to do it :bananaman:





    Exception to the rule ?
  20. OK ......

    OK ......
  21. They don't quite get it Deux biere, s'il...

    They don't quite get it


    Deux biere, s'il vous plait :)
  22. Thread: Dinner

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    I bet you say that to all the boys :(

    I bet you say that to all the boys :(
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    Poll: South Korean study shows, that people who had a...

    South Korean study shows, that people who had a 1.shot of Astra Zeneca, can boost it with Phizer with good results.

    6 times higher antibody count, than with 2 Astra shots.


    So...go Phizer if...
  24. Thread: Dinner

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    Stop it ! These are difficult times. Any...

    Stop it !

    These are difficult times.

    Any more mentioning of Bat out of Hell, is just tasteless.


    ((you should try to make a sauce from the meat loaf juices; second best sauce there is)can't...
  25. Yes you would But some 44 years olds are just...

    Yes you would

    But some 44 years olds are just kids gone insane.

    A friend of a friend certainly was.


    I hope to grow up soon :)
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    Yeah :) Can't wait for the nightly tweets.

    Yeah :)

    Can't wait for the nightly tweets.
  27. Thread: Rain

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    Ok I didn't get 60, but the pond got a well...

    Ok
    I didn't get 60, but the pond got a well needed filling and the air is fresh.

    More to come unless the brits want it all.
  28. Thread: Hello

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    Oh dear :)

    Oh dear :)
  29. Thread: Rain

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    Rain

    It's been raining in the UK and it's coming this way.

    Thunder and lightshow right now and the pouring started this very minute.

    UK floods LIVE: London and south east under water as torrential...
  30. Thread: Hello

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    Hello And welcome I'm polite too

    Hello
    And welcome

    I'm polite too
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    Well done How did it taste ?

    Well done

    How did it taste ?
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    All firearms carried in DC must be registered in...

    All firearms carried in DC must be registered in DC.

    I doubt that a lot of the ...protesters were from DC

    And you are not allowed to carry around the White House, The Mall etc

    Googled
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    Have a look Joe Biden 'has to be taken out of...

    Have a look
    Joe Biden 'has to be taken out of circulation' after 'rambling about men on the moon' - YouTube
  34. There was an amnesty .....earlier this year-last...

    There was an amnesty .....earlier this year-last king's birthday or such ?


    (prisons full)
  35. Hmm No Never Not even if you offered to...

    Hmm

    No

    Never

    Not even if you offered to take all our swedes too
  36. Hmm Still loved

    Hmm

    Still loved
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    These women athletes, who perform in their...

    These women athletes, who perform in their bikinis, must feel like cattle.

    I for one, look at them like they are.

    They can just say......no
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    Tonight I have my stock of alcohol counted and...

    Tonight I have my stock of alcohol counted and drunk.

    Neighbor assistance

    Was a good night

    Bonfire in the garden and all.


    Showed one neighbor where he lived
  39. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: I take offence too, being a dane from Danmark; a...

    I take offence too, being a dane from Danmark; a country first ruled by King Dan.

    All insults in a row, isn't it?

    I call my wife this:
    ทั่วไปของทั่วไปของแผนก
    Always gave me a smile in the...
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    ^^ So, he didn't hate juice? Finally someone...

    ^^
    So, he didn't hate juice?

    Finally someone has a positive thing to utter about our germans.

    I agree

    What's with this ongoing anti-germani shite ?
  41. They can have our afghans 100 % taliban free.

    They can have our afghans

    100 % taliban free.
  42. Thread: Supper

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    :smileylaughing: Very funny (a bag of frozen...

    :smileylaughing:
    Very funny

    (a bag of frozen peas, is doctors advice for painrelief after a knee operation)

    Could be the wife would like me more if I got myself a Peabody.

    (don't give me...
  43. Thread: Supper

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    72676 Healthy too ( I feel inspired to...

    72676
    Healthy too

    (

    I feel inspired to grow them in the garden next year
  44. Face ?

    Face ?
  45. Thread: Supper

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    :smileylaughing: That's my heritage. I...

    :smileylaughing:

    That's my heritage.

    I can't keep up myself and often only eat the late meal.

    Trying to honour the beer breaks though.


    And to be honest not impressed with your routine...
  46. Sad Such a nice place to be poor

    Sad

    Such a nice place to be poor
  47. Tack så mycket

    Tack så mycket
  48. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Well said

    Well said
  49. Agree Looks like shit, won't last long cause...

    Agree

    Looks like shit, won't last long cause they are shit.

    Easy to demolish, when common sense catches on
  50. Thread: Supper

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    6-7: Breakfast 9: Frokost -Bread with cold cuts...

    6-7: Breakfast
    9: Frokost -Bread with cold cuts
    10:30: Beer or coffee
    12: Mid Day: Mostly bread or lighter food
    14:30 or 15: Coffee with cake/ biscuits or beer
    16: work done-beer
    18: Warm food...
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