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    What’s the 2020 equivalent of burning the...

    What’s the 2020 equivalent of burning the Reichstag I wonder ?
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    On his way to his NASA job perhaps ?

    On his way to his NASA job perhaps ?
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    Tunnel under nanna’s nightie enjoying lint

    Tunnel under nanna’s nightie enjoying lint
  4. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Mugged, raped, then mugged a bit more.

    Mugged, raped, then mugged a bit more.
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    Notice old toothless ingrate collecting emissions...

    Notice old toothless ingrate collecting emissions ?
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    Not a bad read. The second book I read - 57893...

    Not a bad read. The second book I read -

    57893

    and the first ? -

    57894
  7. You may we’ll be right, considering that I live...

    You may we’ll be right, considering that I live in a very remote part of the world.
    But I don’t hear many howls of outrage from the USA, Russia or China.
    The Americans are too stupid and the...
  8. Thread: In Memoriam

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    And a great judge of the right time to quit.

    And a great judge of the right time to quit.
  9. Bare-faced lying is the new normal. The trump...

    Bare-faced lying is the new normal.
    The trump cretin (with his idiotic tiny-hand boxing act) does it, the Russian thug does it, and the Chinese stuffed bear does it.
    And the world doesn’t seem to...
  10. Another victory in the war on weed.

    Another victory in the war on weed.
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    [QUOTE=reddog;4163874]If the big Boomer is chased...

    [QUOTE=reddog;4163874]If the big Boomer is chased by dogs and is near water he will hop in and when the dumb dogs follow he grabs them and sends them to a watery grave.[
    /Wild Kangaroo Tries to...
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    Hull debris found washed ashore. Skipper - not...

    Hull debris found washed ashore.
    Skipper - not so much.
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    Pity the ‘smart, wonderful’ silly old trout...

    Pity the ‘smart, wonderful’ silly old trout didn’t resign earlier.
    When she was encouraged to resign.
    But it was all about her it seems.
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    Bloody dumb fella. Big roo legs are lethal. ...

    Bloody dumb fella. Big roo legs are lethal.
    It’s only a dog. Shops sell them.
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    Noodles over onions delight lesbians experiencing...

    Noodles over onions delight lesbians experiencing scissoring
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    Scabrousness commonly appals brides ripping off...

    Scabrousness commonly appals brides ripping off unusually skimpy negligees expecting satisfying stimulation
  17. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Ambition is a fine thing

    Ambition is a fine thing
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    Otiose theories infuriate obviously superior...

    Otiose theories infuriate obviously superior eggheads
  19. Doesn’t seem to have done the brown girl any...

    Doesn’t seem to have done the brown girl any harm.
    She’s superb.
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    Sometimes old men experience total impotence...

    Sometimes old men experience total impotence molesting elderly spouses
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    Slappers lunged at priapic penises exhibiting...

    Slappers lunged at priapic penises exhibiting rampant stiffness
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    Seizures experienced in zoos usually redden...

    Seizures experienced in zoos usually redden eczema scars
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    Emporiums make people overspend regularly in...

    Emporiums make people overspend regularly in unpleasantly mad shopathons
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    Players laid appallingly young English rugby swine

    Players laid appallingly young English rugby swine
  25. Mayonnaise matters too

    Mayonnaise matters too
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    And arseholing them up

    And arseholing them up
  27. I’ll start by apologising for the extremely poor...

    I’ll start by apologising for the extremely poor table manners displayed by my ancestors.
    Mustn't eat the guests and all that.
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    [/QUOTE The Democratic party and voters leaning...

    [/QUOTE The Democratic party and voters leaning left are splintered and cannot unite behind an agenda that mobilizes voters.[/QUOTE]

    Life of Brian - scene 3 - People's front of Judea - YouTube
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    Skiing koalas instigated intrinsically naughty...

    Skiing koalas instigated intrinsically naughty gamesmanship
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    Stonefruit tastes outstandingly nice - especially...

    Stonefruit tastes outstandingly nice - especially from raiding unaware innocents’ trees !
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    44 days to go. Anything can happen in that...

    44 days to go.
    Anything can happen in that time.
    Black swans, Biden heart failure etc etc.
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    Sisters insist sordid treats excite rapacious...

    Sisters insist sordid treats excite rapacious sailors
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    Step Lightly // Ringo // Ringo Starr - YouTube...

    Step Lightly // Ringo // Ringo Starr - YouTube
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    Youngster ovulating - urgently needs gay sex to...

    Youngster ovulating - urgently needs gay sex to experience raunchiness
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    I have no idea, but is it feasible to enter...

    I have no idea, but is it feasible to enter China, fly south and then cross into Laos and then Thailand ?
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    triggered Republicans into group groping -...

    triggered Republicans into group groping - exemplary rules evidently disregarded
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    Erotica rewards only the impotent crippled...

    Erotica rewards only the impotent crippled amateurs
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    Sell especially lewd lingerie (So standing...

    Sell especially lewd lingerie

    (So standing around in the blazing drizzle waiting for something to happen is an improvement .... ;-)
  39. This ^ is what happens if you hump snowmen.

    This ^ is what happens if you hump snowmen.
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    advance delight - void all nasty cricket...

    advance delight - void all nasty cricket 'entertainments'

    cricket - a horrible and pointless sport.
    The only one that can take five days to achieve no result
    Hours and days of standing around...
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    No doubt the answers contain 700 % more lies.

    No doubt the answers contain 700 % more lies.
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    Suburbia - ugly blight - usually really boring in...

    Suburbia - ugly blight - usually really boring in Australia
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    ginger inserted nasally guarantees extreme...

    ginger inserted nasally guarantees extreme response
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    Trainer repeatedly assaulted indigent natives...

    Trainer repeatedly assaulted indigent natives espied rooting
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    natives assessed two impressive vulvas -...

    natives assessed two impressive vulvas - 'especially succulent'
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    somewhat - or maybe enabled wild humping across...

    somewhat - or maybe enabled wild humping across town
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    It is truly astonishing that business people...

    It is truly astonishing that business people could support a turd that has stiffed contractors by going bankrupt and then gone on to ostentatiously display his wealth.
    Unless those supporters are a)...
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    Yeah defending law and order by voting for a...

    Yeah defending law and order by voting for a criminal will do it every time.
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    Except that the muppets have a dozen aircraft...

    Except that the muppets have a dozen aircraft carrier battle groups, the world's biggest economy, and a truckload of nukes.
    Got all that when they had some sense, and now the lunatics are in charge....
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    ^^ Apparently not.. Wot dat say bout dem ?

    ^^ Apparently not.. Wot dat say bout dem ?
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