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  1. Thread: Pudding

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    ^ It was like no sex I've ever had... I don't...

    ^ It was like no sex I've ever had... I don't think.

    It's hard to remember now.

    Anyway, after a very nice green curry it was pudding time.
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  2. Thread: Breakfast

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    This was my Bsnub-approved breakfast today. ...

    This was my Bsnub-approved breakfast today.

    Very nice it was too!

    But it could have done with a bit more bacon, and I have black pudding in the freezer which would have really finished it off...
  3. Thread: Pudding

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    Serious? Why don't they tell you this shit?

    Serious?

    Why don't they tell you this shit?
  4. Thread: Pudding

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    I promised the littl'un a cooking session today...

    I promised the littl'un a cooking session today but due to quite a major hangover wasn't really up to the rigours of a proper rice pudding.

    But this has been on my bucket list for some time.
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    It's only January 22nd... that's not too bad. ...

    It's only January 22nd... that's not too bad.

    Just get us back to over 45 please!

    Over 50, greens unlimited.

    Happy New Year, btw. :)
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    FFS... and I sent you a green last week! Or...

    FFS... and I sent you a green last week!

    Or was it the week before?
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    I guess we'll just have to take your word for...

    I guess we'll just have to take your word for that!
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    ^ He had a name. You can't eat a pet with a...

    ^ He had a name.

    You can't eat a pet with a name.
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    Very nice Stumps! No such relaxation for me......

    Very nice Stumps!

    No such relaxation for me... I've been cooking all afternoon.

    I went to the gardener's fridge to get some eggs... and this is where he pisses me off a bit. It's not all beer...
  10. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ Thanks mate. Anna had her first ever claw...

    ^ Thanks mate.

    Anna had her first ever claw cut today. Like me she has nice feet but they needed a bit of attention.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=81655&d=1642837713

    She...
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    ^ There's nothing normal about a bloke having...

    ^ There's nothing normal about a bloke having woman's feet!

    Edmund Hires a Ship | Blackadder II | BBC Comedy Greats - YouTube
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    Ootai... I don't want to criticise your cock...

    Ootai...

    I don't want to criticise your cock but I'm going to turn you down.

    I'm not convinced he's a pure jungle fowl and I don't want to take the chance because, as you know, I'm too soft for...
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    That's a splendid looking cock Ootai but I must...

    That's a splendid looking cock Ootai but I must admit I'm not convinced it's a pure breed jungle fowl. He just doesn't look quite right and I suspect there's some mix in there.

    Do you have any...
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    Oh, and I'm after a couple of pure red jungle...

    Oh, and I'm after a couple of pure red jungle fowl girls as well so we can breed more. All of our hens are either the red egg layers or some kind of bantam mixes, or red egg layer/jungle fowl...
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    I want a pure red jungle fowl cock Ootai. ...

    I want a pure red jungle fowl cock Ootai.

    Apparently that tuft of white feathers at the base of the tail is one of the characteristics.

    There are many cocks around... we have just given six to...
  16. Thread: Supper

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    ^ This was Hellman's... my local Makro has just...

    ^ This was Hellman's... my local Makro has just started stocking it so I bought a few jars last week.
  17. Thread: Supper

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    Mayonnaise!

    Mayonnaise!
  18. Thread: Supper

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    Yesterday's offering weren't up to my usual...

    Yesterday's offering weren't up to my usual healthy standard but it was Friday after all when I go to visit my Welsh mate to guzzle industrial quantities of Leo, no ice.

    The pre-drink offering was...
  19. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ Derailments are welcome HH! I like to travel...

    ^ Derailments are welcome HH!

    I like to travel alone to Bangkok so won't be taking any of the pack with me. Besides I'm not sure Anna would like the bright lights, she's more of a country girl.
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    ^ That's a little bit weird... and who's Bumby? ...

    ^ That's a little bit weird... and who's Bumby?

    I see that now you've removed the 'dog step' that poor girl is confined to the floor!


    ^^ David9?atTD... a nice pic but I can't help feeling...
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    ^ Well, that's married life for you. Austin...

    ^ Well, that's married life for you.


    Austin passed away during the night and this was entirely my fault and I feel very guilty.

    There's been a lot going on here over the past couple of weeks...
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    Oh my God... And to think I was worried about...

    Oh my God...

    And to think I was worried about posting.

    We have a winner... can you lay eggs as well Chitty?
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    ^ Very interesting but your tennis player's toe...

    ^ Very interesting but your tennis player's toe pic doesn't work.

    And how about your toes David10atTD???

    Or isn't it 10?

    I used to have a friend many years ago called Reggie 9 toes...
  24. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I was just clearing our front 'lawn' of this...

    I was just clearing our front 'lawn' of this morning's dog turds and the end of the trowel joined one of Yogi's finest going over the wall.

    At first I thought it would be a good chance to fire up...
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    ^^ I wouldn't mind seeing her... toes!

    ^^ I wouldn't mind seeing her... toes!
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    The difference is, it's my 'toes' that have been...

    The difference is, it's my 'toes' that have been getting some criticism... no other part of me... ever!

    But OK... I'll cancel my next thread, 'Show us yer knob'! :)

    Come on HW... show us yer...
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    ^ Not sure I believe it to be honest. You'd...

    ^ Not sure I believe it to be honest.

    You'd need a very long neck or extremely short legs to drink beer out of a can held by your feet.
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    Well, Ant wins the dexterous toes award and Ed...

    Well, Ant wins the dexterous toes award and Ed another who put's up his wife's digits.

    And at least two people who pass disparaging comments yet don't 'Show us their toes!'
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    Yeah, I thought Stumpy's nails looked a bit...

    Yeah, I thought Stumpy's nails looked a bit yellow as well.

    Get yerself down to the vet Stump and sort it out!
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    ^ Ummm... this is supposed to be for member's...

    ^ Ummm... this is supposed to be for member's toes, not their wife's! :)
  31. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ Why thank you HH. I don't think Anna is...

    ^ Why thank you HH.

    I don't think Anna is ready for Yogi's advances and you'll be relieved to know she sought refuge by snucking in between Coco and Maya.

    Girls unite!
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    Sticky: I think this guy would have been better...

    I think this guy would have been better camouflaged on a leaf.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=81582&d=1642737285

    It must be one of the smallest butterflies I've ever seen.
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    ^^^^ You seem to have my 'black toenail' problem...

    ^^^^ You seem to have my 'black toenail' problem as well, Bonecollector?




    Let's not get toeist Ootai... this is an all-inclusive thread.
  34. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^That's a very good point HW, I think it is due...

    ^That's a very good point HW, I think it is due for renewal.

    I can take him! :)
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    ^ It's a bit crooked? Your new phone takes a...

    ^ It's a bit crooked?

    Your new phone takes a good picture, by the way!

    And thanks for contributing Baldrick. Nice, but your feet do nothing for me.
  36. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ Wow, what an honour. I don 't think I've ever...

    ^ Wow, what an honour. I don 't think I've ever had a street dog named after me!

    Great that these two survived, I'll show the daughter the pic once her online lesson finishes.

    Anna welcomes all...
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    Show us yer toes - WARNING GRAPHIC

    Graphic pictures for sensitive types follow. I feel that I have given fair warning.






    I'm normally a mild-mannered and tolerant person but I'm afraid that this morning my feet have been...
  38. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ :) Hey up... what a grand idea! It could...

    ^ :)

    Hey up... what a grand idea!

    It could be the best norvern fred since the whippet pie eating competition with ferrets down the troosers.




    It's called class Reg, you clearly don't...
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    ^ I'm on to it!

    ^ I'm on to it!
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    ^ I think Beirut may be more fun. No, sadly...

    ^ I think Beirut may be more fun.

    No, sadly I'm still in the arse end of Isaan Nowhere... but we do need some decorators in.

    I nearly made a really inappropriate comment about 'painter's being...
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    That shows some dexterity... either you've got 3...

    That shows some dexterity... either you've got 3 arms or you're a teenage girl to take a pic like that.

    I don't even now what Ka Va Lan is... better than a Leo with Hong Thong chaser or not?
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  42. ^ That looks great Shutree and you managed to get...

    ^ That looks great Shutree and you managed to get some birds in the pic this time.

    But sorry... you take a dump in a field every morning???
  43. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Ya know Mike, Yogi is absolutely despicable but I...

    Ya know Mike, Yogi is absolutely despicable but I can't help feeling he's a chip off the old block. I had a few moves when I was still alive many years ago.

    Tonight while sitting here I watched...
  44. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: ^ Yes she did Shutree, and not for the first...

    ^ Yes she did Shutree, and not for the first time. I'm starting to think her mug selection isn't altogether random.




    Yeah, I have considered getting a new DVD player but I don't think that's...
  45. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Thanks Katie. It's lovely to watch Anna gradually...

    Thanks Katie. It's lovely to watch Anna gradually adjust to a new lifestyle and integrate with the other dogs.

    I watched "A Dog's Journey" with the daughter a while ago and throroughly enjoyed it....
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    Watching sports on TV has limited appeal for some...

    Watching sports on TV has limited appeal for some nationalities.

    I need the gardener for when I'm away at work so when I'm home I tend to cherry pick jobs and let him get on with his routine....
  47. ^ A Norwegian friend of mine was prosecuted for...

    ^ A Norwegian friend of mine was prosecuted for driving over the limit (they are very tough on drink driving and it's a mandatory custodial sentence) and he was allowed to serve the sentence in...
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    I thought you'd be recommending hand grenades,...

    I thought you'd be recommending hand grenades, Cal?

    Anyway, it's very difficult to defend against attacks from above. I watched this incoming b@stard enter one of our front mango trees via the...
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    And this is the problem with having a gardener,...

    And this is the problem with having a gardener, or farbruster... forbuster... fabolaster... (?) as Shutree says.

    After dinner I was just outside to tuck Anna in when the bloody gardener turned up...
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    ^ Good stuff, I like Jimmy Carr. I spent...

    ^ Good stuff, I like Jimmy Carr.

    I spent another day doing completely pointless jobs to keep myself occupied and ended up tackling Maya's latest chew hole in the outside sofa. It should have been...
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