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    You should switch to Mont Clair. :)

    You should switch to Mont Clair. :)
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    Really?

    Really?
  3. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: What's stopping you? It's not that you don't know...

    What's stopping you? It's not that you don't know what to do, innit?
  4. MABA :firedevil:

    MABA :firedevil:
  5. Thread: Breakfast

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    Are you gonna eat the cowshit?

    Are you gonna eat the cowshit?
  6. Loot the weapon shops!

    Loot the weapon shops!
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    I'm pouring up one as we speak..

    I'm pouring up one as we speak..
  8. Thread: Breakfast

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    Jewish dilemma - pork chops at half price

    Jewish dilemma - pork chops at half price
  9. What a lucky guy, not every 25-year old get 10...

    What a lucky guy, not every 25-year old get 10 million baht deposited into his account by mistake.
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    Old eggs from the oversupply as a result of the...

    Old eggs from the oversupply as a result of the export ban.
  11. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Morty: Hey Saul there's this new restaurant. ...

    Morty: Hey Saul there's this new restaurant.
    Saul: What about it?
    Morty: For 10 bucks you get a beer, a sandwich, and you get laid!
    Saul: Have you ever been there?
    Morty: No, but my sister...
  12. Whataboutism, the Minneapolis riots is already...

    Whataboutism, the Minneapolis riots is already being discussed in another thread.

    Hongkong didn't ask for the Chinese army to intervene, it is being pushed onto them.
    See the difference? No, well...
  13. Reuters, a news organization known for its...

    Reuters, a news organization known for its factual reporting due to proper sourcing of information with minimal bias and a clean fact check record.
  14. Thread: Coronavirus jokes

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    Doctor Goldberg is signing me out after my CCP...

    Doctor Goldberg is signing me out after my CCP virust test.
    He pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and tries to sign his name.
    I said, "Hey Doc, that's a rectal thermometer!"
    Goldberg...
  15. If you can't specify what you mean then your...

    If you can't specify what you mean then your whole post becomes nothing more than a waffle.
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    ^ Except that without the social media he'd never...

    ^ Except that without the social media he'd never become president.
    He can't shut it down - he needs it so dearly and is only bluffing.
  17. She should sue him for making her lose her job,...

    She should sue him for making her lose her job, right? :)
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    ^ Stop at the QR sign, take up your smartphone...

    ^ Stop at the QR sign, take up your smartphone and point it to the sign for a second.
    Then walk in, I doubt they check if you scanned the sign or not.
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    There's no angst, I'm just telling how...

    There's no angst, I'm just telling how coronovirus has affected me.
    Were you more affected, did you lose your business?
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    Edmond can apply for the job.

    Edmond can apply for the job.
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    There wasn't any detour to Family Mart, are you...

    There wasn't any detour to Family Mart, are you daft?
    I bought a quick lunch sandwich in Family Mart and later in the evening a liter of milk in 7/11.
    Are you going to dob me in to the BiB's for...
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    Exactly, that's what it's all about. I'll sign...

    Exactly, that's what it's all about.
    I'll sign the log next time - LOM without a phone number..
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    ^^ :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    ^^ :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    Read my post again, I went in and got my milk..

    Read my post again, I went in and got my milk..
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    I don't feel embarrassed. :) John Smith and his...

    I don't feel embarrassed. :)
    John Smith and his phone number contains exactly the same number of chars that mine do so there's no gain for me in faking - it is not about privacy but about being...
  26. Thread: Dinner

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    They are pale, they look dead. See snakeeyes meal...

    They are pale, they look dead. See snakeeyes meal pics for how chips should look..
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    Sticky: Not as I call it, you came up with that...

    Not as I call it, you came up with that expression and I quoted you..
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    Sticky: Could but not would.. It took most countries a...

    Could but not would.. It took most countries a month or two to react after China raised the alarm
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    I smiled, shook my head and went in without...

    I smiled, shook my head and went in without registering. I'm not gonna register for a 3 minute visit..
    The staff smiled back, I'm sure they also think this new rule is stupid.
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    7/11 has now also started with the annoying...

    7/11 has now also started with the annoying registration before you are allowed in.
  31. Thread: Dinner

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    according to wikipedia: Mushy peas are dried...

    according to wikipedia:

    Mushy peas are dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with sodium bicarbonate, then rinsed in fresh water, after which the peas are gathered in a...
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    Yeah, that is a much better outcome. Let him stay...

    Yeah, that is a much better outcome. Let him stay BoJo!
  33. Bingo! That's exactly what the initial crash...

    Bingo!
    That's exactly what the initial crash report says.
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    Incest, keep it in the family.

    Incest, keep it in the family.
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    ^ Eggs and baskets comes to mind.

    ^ Eggs and baskets comes to mind.
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    I reckon it will not happen - BoJo is too...

    I reckon it will not happen - BoJo is too dependent on him
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    Sic transit gloria munde

    Sic transit gloria munde
  38. Thread: ABBA Redux!

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    Abba Releases Classic Album “Cameltoe”! –...

    Abba Releases Classic Album “Cameltoe”! – Madhouse Magazine

    credit where credit is due..
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    Can't she cut her own nails?

    Can't she cut her own nails?
  40. It is extremely rare to lose both engines at the...

    It is extremely rare to lose both engines at the same time.
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    Sounds Arabic.. Allahu Akbar!

    Sounds Arabic..
    Allahu Akbar!
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    I've watched all episodes and liked it even...

    I've watched all episodes and liked it even though it is brutally violent and bloody (much machine guns in gangster hands).
  43. That's part of the script from Glavset..

    That's part of the script from Glavset..
  44. Serving in the British Army is such a well paid...

    Serving in the British Army is such a well paid job that it is not more than right for the Home office to claim back part of the sold by charging him and his family members 3000 each for the...
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    Dear Santa, let Trumps believers follow his...

    Dear Santa, let Trumps believers follow his medication.
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    Why should I trust them on their offer when they...

    Why should I trust them on their offer when they wouldn't trust me for a stay-now-pay-later?
  47. Thread: Joe Biden

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    ^ It's his job..

    ^ It's his job..
  48. = the thing Pentagon does in order to get a...

    = the thing Pentagon does in order to get a higher war budget
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    You forgot to mention your swimming pool..

    You forgot to mention your swimming pool..
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    Sticky: Harry is not very good at reading Swedish so he...

    Harry is not very good at reading Swedish so he doesn't know what the article actually said.
    "Sweden had the highest daily death toll in the world per capita for one day, last Thursday"

    It is...
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