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    Oh Miss Katie, you've got the tape measure out...

    Oh Miss Katie, you've got the tape measure out you saucy minx...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/the-teakdoor-lounge/51644d1590891463-what-you-drinking-today-img_20200531_101244-jpg

    You have...
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    Do you have those small hands that some ladies...

    Do you have those small hands that some ladies have that make whatever you are holding look larger than life Miss Katie?
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    What is cool about the F-111 Nev is that its beak...

    What is cool about the F-111 Nev is that its beak is the same shape as a kookaburra's nose

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    This a blue wing kookabuirra which also sports an F-111 snout

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    They are slightly...
  4. I was gonna say he looks in good shape for 56. 47...

    I was gonna say he looks in good shape for 56. 47 sounds more like it.

    So how old is she? Surely he is not knockin around with a bint 9 years older.
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    This is a bit of spring cleaning for the forum...

    This is a bit of spring cleaning for the forum Willy. One Elon Musk thread to rule them all...

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    You could do worse than a lovely Australian F-111 armstrong.

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    Costa Rica celebrates first same-sex weddings ...

    Costa Rica celebrates first same-sex weddings

    The first same-sex weddings have taken place in Costa Rica, the first Central American country to equalise its marriage legislation.
    A lesbian...
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    I was going to call it the Elon Musk Weird SR-71...

    I was going to call it the Elon Musk Weird SR-71 Baby Name thread but then I thought, if we are going to go on having a separate thread every time he releases a tweet or scratches his bum then we may...
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    The Elon Musk Thread

    Mr Musk is always in the news and needs threadicated.

    Today Mr Musk is in the news because he has blown the beans up a strange musician lady and they have made a baby and they tried to call it:- X...
  9. F.B.I. to Investigate Arrest of Black Man Who Died During Arrest

    The F.B.I. and Minnesota law enforcement authorities are investigating the arrest of a black man who died after being handcuffed and pinned to the ground by an officer’s knee, in an episode filmed by...
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    Good video but not as good as his 'Teakdoor...

    Good video but not as good as his 'Teakdoor Rocks' cardboard sign thread.

    Scampy and Pat should team up and do a Thai expat YouTube channel.

    Scampy's stuff was also looking quite polished the...
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    Latest earthquake news for Costa Rica:- Latest...

    Latest earthquake news for Costa Rica:-

    Latest earthquakes in Costa Rica interactive map & list: past 30 days / VolcanoDiscovery

    ...2 small magnitude 3 events for Tuesday 26th May


    No...
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    ^Is that from his new biography book TC? I...

    ^Is that from his new biography book TC?

    I have downloaded it but not read it yet.

    I started rewatchnig all of his films again about 6 months ago.

    The guy is a cinematic genius. My OP from 4...
  13. Thread: Preferences

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    I thought that must be tea. If it is coffee...

    I thought that must be tea.

    If it is coffee then there is a huge gap in the spectrum between A and B where various flavours of Macchiato live, which is my favourite. It is the colour of milk...
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    More feral pussy from down under... HOT Prison...

    More feral pussy from down under...

    HOT Prison guard, 25, arrested over alleged 'relationship' with Silverwater inmate

    A prison guard is facing the possibility of two years behind bars over an...
  15. Thread: A Ferkin Fanook

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    There is a ghey plague virus sweeping the planet...

    There is a ghey plague virus sweeping the planet Miss Katie...!

    Keep your BF safely in isolation. Keep him at least 1.5 meters away from other blokes and preferably locked up in a basement lest he...
  16. That must be like 93 or something in horse years....

    That must be like 93 or something in horse years.

    What a sick fuck...

    Respect!!
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    Intelligence in humans is far in excess of that...

    Intelligence in humans is far in excess of that which can be explained by simple survivalist Darwinian selection.

    If intelligence were driven only by survival needs then humans would only have...
  18. US Navy Sends 7 Los Angeles Class Fast Attack...

    US Navy Sends 7 Los Angeles Class Fast Attack Submarines to South China Sea


    The Pacific Fleet Submarine Force took the unusual step this month of announcing that all of its forward-deployed subs...
  19. China's disgraced swimmer Sun Yang is starting to...

    China's disgraced swimmer Sun Yang is starting to lose support as fans apologise to Mack Horton

    Sun Yang, China's first swimmer to snatch Olympic gold, appears to be losing domestic support after...
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    Bad Luck:- My new 15.6 inch FHD special...

    Bad Luck:-

    My new 15.6 inch FHD special purpose porn library laptop is delayed in transit due to covid-19 related reasons beyond the control of eBay.

    Good Luck:-

    I found the porn stash that...
  21. Freaky shit :butters: This is the monkey...

    Freaky shit :butters:

    This is the monkey riding a tiny motorbike up to some kids and then trying to drag off a little girl.

    YouTube
  22. Rockwell B-1 bombers fly over South China Sea in...

    Rockwell B-1 bombers fly over South China Sea in latest foray into contested space

    The U.S. military continued its weeklong show of force in the South China Sea with a sortie over the contested...
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    Sunset at beautiful Coolangatta 50376 Who...

    Sunset at beautiful Coolangatta

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    Who needs a ute when you have got a Jaag.

    It does not even have fold down rear seats. Is there anything this trusty old jaag will not do?

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  24. I thought one might be with a selfie camera on...

    I thought one might be with a selfie camera on mirror setting.

    Are there any distinguishing birthmarks, scars or moles visible that will help TD CSI get to the bottom of this one?
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    You are among friends here at The DOOR OhOh. ...

    You are among friends here at The DOOR OhOh.

    Tell us about your feelings, why you hate the West so much and what you think started these negative feelings.

    We won't judge you.

    We will only...
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    Succession I had not heard of this show until...

    Succession

    I had not heard of this show until I read some good reviews of season 2 which came out before Christmas.

    Good fun. Just finished season 1. High octane drama in the family of a US...
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    I just got this no-name chinky bewt from ebay for...

    I just got this no-name chinky bewt from ebay for A$305 inc postage

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    15.6" 1920x1080 FHD
    512GB SSD
    Win10
    Bluetooth
    3 USB
    2.4Kg
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    Upheaval and Collapse are both tremendous. He is...

    Upheaval and Collapse are both tremendous. He is a towering academic. Even esteemed and revered by the mighty Richard Dawkins.

    The 3rd Chimpanzee was written in the early 90s but reads as fresh as...
  29. These islands represent a great opportunity to...

    These islands represent a great opportunity to legitimately revive the use of nuclear weapons.

    The colossal force and unavoidable collateral damage is what has made nooks morally unconscionable...
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    No marshmallows were called into duty to lay Lady...

    No marshmallows were called into duty to lay Lady Lae Skiin.

    She is a coastal Papuan. Her friend (who came with her the first time when she was kicking the tyres) is a mountain Papuan.

    Papua...
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    ^A prescient observation Toot She is in fact...

    ^A prescient observation Toot

    She is in fact only the 2nd lady with size 8 feet that I have ever dated.

    KLF of the original golden high heels was the first in 2012.

    I have not yet had a...
  32. I actually think that the US should make a...

    I actually think that the US should make a declaration of their intent to destroy the islands in the SCS with nuclear weapons.

    The Chinese have declared their intent to sink 2 supercarriers to...
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    ^Tiocfaidh ár lá Snakey :irish: I am now...

    ^Tiocfaidh ár lá Snakey :irish:

    I am now entering a lovely lady from Lae (second largest city in Papua New Guinea)
    ...
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    BabyBoJo is here :) ...

    BabyBoJo is here :)

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    Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds announce birth of son - BBC News

    He arrived on my mum's 75th birthday :)
  35. Looks like a bit of squeaky tight squeeze that...

    Looks like a bit of squeaky tight squeeze that vagina....

    I thought blow up dolls were 3 holers too

    Not very realistic feet. A dead loss.
  36. Mouthwash is just ethanol. Same as hand...

    Mouthwash is just ethanol. Same as hand sanitiser. (i.e. booze)

    You can probably just put mouthwash in an empty spray bottle and spray it on your hands.

    Or if not then try 12 year old Glenlivet
  37. Don't cave in to Willy's politically correct...

    Don't cave in to Willy's politically correct thread-bothering LT!

    Make a different mask for each racial group and do a cartoon face on each wrapper to make it clear which mask is for which race :)...
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    Drool When I make cauliflower with cheese...

    Drool

    When I make cauliflower with cheese sauce I consider that to be a meal all by itself and I am well chuffed with my kitchen work.

    Good effort sir
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    POLITE NOTICE AND GENERAL REMINDER *** This...

    POLITE NOTICE AND GENERAL REMINDER

    *** This thread is for photos what you took yourself *** :)

    Like this bewt from KT...



    She is smokin cute KT
  40. I have always fancied getting uploaded Toot but...

    I have always fancied getting uploaded Toot but that is more of a solution to regular civilisation based death rather than apocalyptic end-of-times death (and the powering off of all the attendant...
  41. I was thinking about this and it occurred to me...

    I was thinking about this and it occurred to me that one of the annoying things about dying is that the world carries on with the never ending fascinating story of a hyper-intelligent species...
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    ^Well their are no Chinese knickers flying Toot...

    ^Well their are no Chinese knickers flying Toot as Mini Minx has gone back to NSW to resume her studies and is not sure when she will be back in QLD.

    But as one door closes another opens and the...
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    The dawn of the age of Aircraft Carriers which...

    The dawn of the age of Aircraft Carriers which ushered in the demise of the Battleship.

    Leading the way in the centre is the Royal Navy's HMS Illustrious with a complement of Hawker Sea Furies,...
  44. Sadly did not make it... Norman Hunter: Leeds...

    Sadly did not make it...

    Norman Hunter: Leeds United legend dies after contracting coronavirus - BBC Sport
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    ^^Good effort Chitty :) ^I am loving the new...

    ^^Good effort Chitty :)

    ^I am loving the new military theme Nige but I am going to have to back pedal on that commission in light of Bettyboo impugning the service history of the mighty and most...
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    Those Rotorua bubbling hotsprings are the bomb.

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    You can let...
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    A famous thread is borne. Arise SIR Nigel ...

    A famous thread is borne.

    Arise SIR Nigel

    :UK:

    ^^^^Not sure about the gun barrel perspective on the battleship but I am lovnig the new military theme and the backdrop is very atmospheric.
    ...
  48. ^RIP TBT YouTube...

    ^RIP TBT

    YouTube

    TBT looked a bit like BettyBoo. Any relation Betty?

    Kenny Dalglish and BoJo are both out. Sir Kenneth did not even have symptoms. Just got picked up in a routine hospital...
  49. World Cup winner Norman Hunter in hospital with...

    World Cup winner Norman Hunter in hospital with coronavirus

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=48578&d=1586603742

    The former Leeds United and England centre-half Norman Hunter is...
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    Weighing in at a gargantuan 72,000 tons...

    Weighing in at a gargantuan 72,000 tons displacement (15,000 more than the 2nd largest battleships in history - the Iowa Class) it has to be assumed that the honourable Japanese were compensating for...
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