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    Where does it say that the son was screwing his...

    Where does it say that the son was screwing his father's new wife? It only says the father had screwed his son's wife.
  2. I am not a teacher (thank god) and my Thai is...

    I am not a teacher (thank god) and my Thai is abysmal at best so I can't be critical of her attempt at speaking English, I am sure she is very proud of her English speaking skills.
    However it is the...
  3. If the people who donated the money to him felt...

    If the people who donated the money to him felt good at the time then they're happy and I'm pretty sure he's fukin happy.
    Not his fault if there are people out there dumb enough to donate without...
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    I don't think it has anything to do with being an...

    I don't think it has anything to do with being an Engineer more to do with being a perfectionist.
    I'm an Engineer and no way would my line of holes look like that. Mine would look more like an Isaan...
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    Hey JP how did you train you dog to go into the...

    Hey JP how did you train you dog to go into the black tub? Our dogs love getting into the water at the local swimming hole or down at the river (when it has any water in it) but there is no way they...
  6. Thread: Breakfast

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    BiP You are not an American they are fritters or...

    BiP
    You are not an American they are fritters or patties not fukin "biscuits"!
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    dennis The alarm would be OK "if" it is always...

    dennis
    The alarm would be OK "if" it is always operating and well maintained something that rarely happens here. If it is battery operated someone needs to remember to check the batteries and...
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    dennis4558 I hope you have an opening at the...

    dennis4558
    I hope you have an opening at the back of that cabinet where you have your gas cylinder so that if there is a leak the gas doesn't build up. When we build our house we put the pipe...
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    What did you do? Still looks the same to me even...

    What did you do? Still looks the same to me even when I turn my head sideways.

    Is this what you were trying to do?


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  10. What a crock of shit this statement is. If your...

    What a crock of shit this statement is. If your "lawn" is not flat then set your mower on the lowest level and cut the high points off, or if the valley is too deep throw some dirt in the fill it a...
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    richiejom I believe that when you apply for the...

    richiejom
    I believe that when you apply for the extension the first time you only need to show 2 months of having the money in the bank but for each time after that it is 3 months.
    I always operate...
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    Good advice here from VocalNeal. I had forgotten...

    Good advice here from VocalNeal. I had forgotten that bit. I always go to the ATM and withdraw 100 baht before I go into the bank to get the statement and letter and I have them update my passbook at...
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    richiejom I think you are getting a little bit...

    richiejom
    I think you are getting a little bit worked up over nothing. However in saying that I can only refer to my experiences which are with Buriram Immigration office.
    You don't say which...
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    JPPR2.5 I suppose you have already p[lanted the...

    JPPR2.5
    I suppose you have already p[lanted the trees to shade the pool (because they were part of the the previous fish pond project) but if not then start that first. It seems to me that the main...
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    JPPR2 On your way to the first million baht once...

    JPPR2
    On your way to the first million baht once you get the market established.
    Have your 'boys" been humping the female(s?) again yet?
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    Interesting hypothesis, but here where I am you...

    Interesting hypothesis, but here where I am you don't need to create a "sauna" all that is needed is to go outside and do a bit of physical activity.
    Its so bloody hot and humid that it replicates...
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    Mendip When you went to Bangkok to the Aussie...

    Mendip
    When you went to Bangkok to the Aussie Embassy did you drive down?
    Was the Embassy busy?

    The reason I ask is the missus needs to get something certified to prove her ID so she can claim...
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    Dennis You know the rules, or you should by now,...

    Dennis
    You know the rules, or you should by now, if you really want to be helpful don't ask questions, just send more money!

    Just remember one day you will wake up and it will be finished.
  19. Thread: Sweetbreads?

    by ootai
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    Pragmatic I don't think you will find them here...

    Pragmatic
    I don't think you will find them here as they are normally only found in young animals and I haven't seen any evidence of Thai's slaughtering young animals.
    50 years ago when I worked in...
  20. Thread: An Isaan Pond

    by ootai
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by ootai https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    My thoughts also and while...
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    Dennis I am not sure of your answer but I was...

    Dennis I am not sure of your answer but I was actually asking why build a separate wall in the first place? Why not use the one ( the neighbours) that was already there?
    Was there a dispute about...
  22. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    My thoughts also and while its empty make a low...

    My thoughts also and while its empty make a low catchment area for the sludge so in the future it is easier to pump it out regularly.

    As usual something simple here turns in to a major project?
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    Dennis I was just wondering why you left a gap...

    Dennis
    I was just wondering why you left a gap between your wall and the neighbouring wall?
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  24. Thread: An Isaan Pond

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    Nah, nothing to report as he killed all the fish.

    Nah, nothing to report as he killed all the fish.
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    Why do you say that?

    Why do you say that?
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    First time I've heard of having a sleep equals...

    First time I've heard of having a sleep equals burning off calories!
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    Today I had to visit the Doctor in Korat and she...

    Today I had to visit the Doctor in Korat and she asked me why I wasn't wearing a mask. I told her because it doesn't stop you from getting a/or the virus as there are too many gaps around the edges...
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    I must be a good guy then as I've only ever...

    I must be a good guy then as I've only ever driven bombs!
    I just wonder how they quantified "expensive" though.
    I bet Bill gates could pay a million bucks for a car and not think it was expensive.
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    JPPR2 If I don't have any new nails and I'm too...

    JPPR2
    If I don't have any new nails and I'm too lazy to drive to the shop to buy some more I try and straighten the ones I had previous bent so I can finish the job.
    I was actually just having a...
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    Quote: Looper Get a backdated depreciation...

    Quote: Looper

    Get a backdated depreciation schedule (if that is possible) and most of the income will be offset by the depreciation.

    ...
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    JPPR2 and NPT and Bettyboo you all should be...

    JPPR2 and NPT and Bettyboo you all should be ashamed of yourselves you rich farangs.
    You obviously don't know what its like to have nothing.
    I tried explaining to Wasp one day that these people...
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    Mendip I believe that when a Tenant pays a bond...

    Mendip
    I believe that when a Tenant pays a bond to a rental agent they must pay the bond into an account held by the government's
    Rental Bond Board.
    So if your tenants have put up a bond, which I...
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    Dennis Pity you have to go "home" just when it...

    Dennis
    Pity you have to go "home" just when it is starting to really look and feel like a house.
    Just a couple of questions after watching the video, which was really good so thanks for that.
    What...
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    JPPR You are too much like the Energiser bunny...

    JPPR
    You are too much like the Energiser bunny and you need to learn to relax or you will never be able to enjoy your retirement if it ever comes.

    Anyway I am confused (which is not difficult)...
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    Sticky: BiP What happened on the 13th october on...

    BiP
    What happened on the 13th october on TripAdvisor that you scored a 2.
    Did you kick their dog?
    Aside from that you should be proud of your customer focus.
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    Sorry to disagree with this statement but I think...

    Sorry to disagree with this statement but I think it is one of those urban myths that circulate with no connection to reality.
    If you build "over" fill and make sure your footings are dug down to...
  37. Thread: Breakfast

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    I,m sorry BiP but I would have to detract marks...

    I,m sorry BiP but I would have to detract marks on your rolls.
    I don't reckon you should put sauce of them
    I recon the bacon ain't cooked enough
    The rolls aren't toasted
    And finally I can't see...
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    I use a leaf rake and scrape the shit off the...

    I use a leaf rake and scrape the shit off the tree. They try to rebuild but just keep knocking it of until they give up which doesn't take very long.
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    cyrille I don't think you read my post very...

    cyrille
    I don't think you read my post very well. I never said I was worried about my wife murdering me.

    Anyway I hope you are right about your wife but I wouldn't bank on it. Wives who kill...
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    terry57 How about you answer Dill's question,...

    terry57
    How about you answer Dill's question, which was


    What is your definition of being cashed up btw?

    I too am interested in your definition.
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    If eating meat was what allowed our brains to...

    If eating meat was what allowed our brains to develop due to the increased protein then let the dumbasses eat veges and their brain will shrink over genrations they will die out.
    It shouldn't take...
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    Hey Dennis things are moving along hope you are...

    Hey Dennis things are moving along hope you are happy so far.
    Seeing them making the concrete benches in the kitchen reminded me of what happened when we built.
    They made the concrete benches and...
  43. I remember a few years ago it was the police...

    I remember a few years ago it was the police asking the governemnt for help with their loans and now its teachers.
    The reason in my opinion is these people are taught to obey the Govt. so when they...
  44. ThaiBuild Rule number 1 don't post using black...

    ThaiBuild

    Rule number 1 don't post using black font colour you can't read it use white, please.
    Next, there are lots of builds that have been done and the guys have posted all about their...
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    bowie Very comprehensive package you put...

    bowie
    Very comprehensive package you put together and it should result in you getting your stuff to go where you want it to.
    BUT I would be too scared to do that as it might create a target on my...
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    I have some of these things growing, not sure...

    I have some of these things growing, not sure what they are called, but anyway something seems to think they are a good place to put its eggs.
    They go yellow on the end and when I break them open...
  47. Here the cause seems to very often be that the...

    Here the cause seems to very often be that the brakes failed rather than driver incompetence.
    However Thailand is not alone in having a love of ridiculous excuses.
    When I was working in Indonesia...
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    Dillinger If they were porterhouse steak you...

    Dillinger
    If they were porterhouse steak you wouldn't enjoy them anyway they are "well done"!
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    While I am not a big fan of Eucalyptus trees I...

    While I am not a big fan of Eucalyptus trees I think a lot of what you have said is simply not true.
    I agree they lower the water table if there is enough of them as they put down a deep tap root...
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    If you just want some shallow surface protection...

    If you just want some shallow surface protection then the grass suggested would be fine.
    However if you wanted something that gives a deeper more substantial stable bank then I would suggest using...
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