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    Is Pep the genius still signing forwards?...
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    31 minutes. :smileylaughing:

    31 minutes.

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    I see Crystal Palace are moaning about the...

    I see Crystal Palace are moaning about the handball for the penalty that was given against them yesterday.

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    Turn it in, eh? Now you know how it feels to be Manchester United; often...
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    Cheers, Lu.

    Cheers, Lu.
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    59 minutes for a bite. :rofl:

    59 minutes for a bite.

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    So, despite having had no pre season and...

    So, despite having had no pre season and struggling to get from one end of the pitch to the other, plucky Manchester United bagged their first 3 points of the season away at the in form Brighton and...
  7. How long have you got?

    How long have you got?
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    He'll be rocking John Major's Peas - YouTube...

    He'll be rocking

    John Major's Peas - YouTube
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    Chelsea's kit is even worse than their defending.

    Chelsea's kit is even worse than their defending.
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    Hahahahahahahahahaha! Fucking love it when we...

    Hahahahahahahahahaha!

    Fucking love it when we sneak a win and you cockheads all start crying.

    Fucking brilliant.

    :rofl:
  11. Seconds on here too then.

    Seconds on here too then.
  12. Sloppy seconds in Vietnam

    Police confiscate 345,000 recycled condoms in Vietnam | Vietnam | The Guardian
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    Funny little episode with Suarez and the Italian...

    Funny little episode with Suarez and the Italian language test ahead of his original planned move to Juve. :rofl:

    Italian police investigate claims Luis Suarez's citizenship exam was rigged |...
  14. Thread: On my bike

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    Yeah, fuck cycling up and down hills in the wind...

    Yeah, fuck cycling up and down hills in the wind and rain when its -5

    A run and a few weights will do you.
  15. Thread: On my bike

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    I was in Glossop last week as well. A beautiful...

    I was in Glossop last week as well. A beautiful place and a cracking roast at the end of it too.

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    I didn't go up on me bike though. :)
  16. Thread: The Cup.

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    I don't mind ice hockey. Probably the only sport...

    I don't mind ice hockey. Probably the only sport from that region which is occasionally watchable.

    You're pretty much guaranteed a punch up too if the game isn't up to much.
  17. Thread: The Cup.

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    I don't know whether the Canadian ice hockey...

    I don't know whether the Canadian ice hockey league is the same, but the US fixture list is insane. They seem to play every couple of days travelling the length and breadth of the country.

    The...
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    I get on fine here with you most of the time too....

    I get on fine here with you most of the time too.

    But it wouldn't be you if you weren't creating more and more enemies and falling out with people.
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    I love you chitty, but I love Manchester more! ...

    I love you chitty, but I love Manchester more!

    How many districts has Hal lived in?


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    The answer: a lot
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    Answer the question elsewhere, mong.

    Answer the question elsewhere, mong.
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    I used to listen to this with 2 birds at uni with...

    I used to listen to this with 2 birds at uni with whom I shared the same halls...one of whom I fancied like mad and one of whom I didn't.

    Morcheeba - Fear And Love - Big Calm (1998) - YouTube

    I...
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    Cy, a little bit of a reality check, you fucking...

    Cy, a little bit of a reality check, you fucking nob:

    You give it out left right and centre and deserve everything you get in return.

    Bring it on, you mouthy twat.

    Any fucking time.
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    I reckon you've got that 8th spot signed and...

    I reckon you've got that 8th spot signed and sealed already.
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    Fuck me, for a clever man, your cynicism and...

    Fuck me, for a clever man, your cynicism and bitterness about life can't half make you look obtuse. Covid= Pogba, Greenwood = England etc.

    Dearie me, Cy.

    Anyway, regarding the Baggies, Are...
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    Every fuckihg year it's the same thing with...

    Every fuckihg year it's the same thing with Woodward the [at][at][at][at]. We qualified for the CL on the 27th July and have managed to add 1 player while thinking we can save dough on wages and...
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    You got shown your arse last season so have a bit...

    You got shown your arse last season so have a bit of time off and go and put your head down the toilet.

    Apart from that, have a nice night, fatty. :)
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    Given your team's abject performances last year,...

    Given your team's abject performances last year, United getting penalties should be the least of your concerns.

    And United always get the rub of the green on these decisions, don't we?

    What a...
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    When you come up to OT, you should be hung, drawn...

    When you come up to OT, you should be hung, drawn and quartered on the forecourt.

    That said, there's more chance of you seeing your toes than coming up to OT. :)

    Being serious: well off the...
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    Yeah, really good. Reminds me of when Swindon...

    Yeah, really good.

    Reminds me of when Swindon came up, played good football and scored goals...but let them in by the half dozen some weeks.

    They went down.
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    Well, that didn't end well.

    Well, that didn't end well.
  31. Yeah, and whereas the other 2 clearly live in...

    Yeah, and whereas the other 2 clearly live in fear of being abducted in the middle of the night and sent for 999 years re-education, Skidmark is full whackjob of his own volition (not forgetting the...
  32. Not much point in engaging with Pinky and Perky...

    Not much point in engaging with Pinky and Perky really. Apart from when you're laughing at them.
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    Yeah, that stretch from Rayong has towns and...

    Yeah, that stretch from Rayong has towns and villages all the way down to the border with Cambodia. My personal favourite is Trat and you also have the beaches and western amenities of Koh Chang only...
  34. ^^ Harry on typically eviscerating form there. :)...

    ^^ Harry on typically eviscerating form there. :)

    Meanwhile, it looks like Putin's henchmen may have got to Navalny in his hotel room: Novichok 'found on water bottle in Alexei Navalny's hotel...
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    Belarus charges opposition leader with 'undermining national security' | World news | The Guardian

    Opposition leader, Kolesnikova, charged with "actions aimed at undermining national security" and...
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    All swung on that fucking no ball from Archer....

    All swung on that fucking no ball from Archer. What a partnership it was after that though.
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    Ricky Villa and Remi Moses.

    Ricky Villa and Remi Moses.
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    Classic deflection strategy. Everybody knows the US are bullies and the self-appointed world police, but if it manages to divert attention from what China are up to for a while...
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    Looks like it could be a long season for WBA and...

    Looks like it could be a long season for WBA and Fulham. Given what each team has spent so far, you do wonder if both are now happy to be yo-yo teams content to bank the Premier League windfall each...
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    Who said that Germans don't do humour?

    Who said that Germans don't do humour?
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    Funnily enough, that was what I imagined when I...

    Funnily enough, that was what I imagined when I posted. Except the bad tramp in the bus stop was you on the cooking sherry and Tennents Super.
    :)
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    What Dil forgot to mention is that his daughter...

    What Dil forgot to mention is that his daughter cooked that.

    The only apples this fella knows are in his bottle of White Lightning, the Brummie tramp. :)
  43. ^ Hey! You nicked my word! :) And I believe...

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    Hey! You nicked my word! :)

    And I believe the correct nomenclature is western pigdog :smileylaughing:
  44. Thread: Dinner

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    It's the way I tell 'em

    It's the way I tell 'em
  45. Agree with this. The book was ace.

    Agree with this. The book was ace.
  46. Never ever touched it and never will. The most...

    Never ever touched it and never will. The most trippy thing I've ever done is weed and even that sends my head west.

    However, a couple of disco biscuits and a bit of marching powder used to be the...
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    ^^ Wow. I didn't realise it was so long ago.

    ^^ Wow. I didn't realise it was so long ago.
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    Be quiet, nobhead. Every team in that "big 6" has...

    Be quiet, nobhead. Every team in that "big 6" has strengthened for the better over the last 12 months and/or has a settled manager; hell, even your pile of shit has been looking relatively strong...
  49. Thread: Dinner

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    I think I'm off to the Lakes next weekend with me...

    I think I'm off to the Lakes next weekend with me mum and dad and may well be returning mid October to Colombia, so let's pencil it in for the 27th.

    Providing the pubs are still open and we're...
  50. Thread: Dinner

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    I said "mum, don't cook too much mash...." ...

    I said "mum, don't cook too much mash...."

    It's like asking the birds not to sing.

    :rofl:
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