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  1. Buy a shit hot condo in your own name and gift it...

    Buy a shit hot condo in your own name and gift it to your child when turning 20. It can be sold and used to buy a house.

    Also, you can get the NON-O based on your child being dependent on you and...
  2. Doctor Foster went to Gloucester, To check out...

    Doctor Foster went to Gloucester,
    To check out some military fare.
    He found and an old nuke,
    stuck it right up his dook,
    Then cause a provincial bum scare.
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    Super T is popular in Italy too. And I was wrong,...

    Super T is popular in Italy too. And I was wrong, it used to be 9.3% then 8% now 7.5%.
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    Let It Be, can't find it Across the Universe...

    Let It Be, can't find it Across the Universe Nowhere, Man.
  5. Thread: Dinner

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    Allow me: 1/2 cup sour cream 2 Tbsp prepared...

    Allow me:

    1/2 cup sour cream
    2 Tbsp prepared horseradish, drained
    2 Tbsp mayo
    1 tsp apple cider vinegar
    1/4 tsp salt
    1/8 tsp black pepper
    1 Tbsp chives, finely chopped
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    It is now, used to be 9% but now a mete 7.5. I...

    It is now, used to be 9% but now a mete 7.5.

    I saw cans of 8.6 beer in Makro the other day, 10.5%. Wish I'd bought some to try and for the bar. Picked up some Stellas and Hoegardens though.
    ...
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    It was called diluting juice round our parts. Not...

    It was called diluting juice round our parts. Not to single out orange flavour.



    Great for kids.



    No added sugar. We're not talking about Ribena and Vimto here.
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    Affordable compact digital cameras were probably...

    Affordable compact digital cameras were probably the beginning, then smartphones took it to the next level before social media came along to properly ruin lives.

    I think we started on Bebo and It...
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    HAhaha. It's kinda what I was thinking, rather...

    HAhaha.

    It's kinda what I was thinking, rather than the suggestion that it would be an invasion of your child's privacy, more like they shouldn't be exposed to the content of ours. Which goes back...
  10. Thread: Jock Pies

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    Prices are about as low as we can go for single...

    Prices are about as low as we can go for single orders, but we go 10% off for orders of 100 or more.

    We have to render our own lard for a start, which is costly and time consuming. The crackling...
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    I made a funny, well spotted... ...

    I made a funny, well spotted...





    Expectations are high this time around. There's a buzz around the camp and Clarke is making great progress.

    We are fully capable of beating Ukraine,...
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    At it again. We can deliver frozen anywhere in...

    At it again. We can deliver frozen anywhere in Thailand.

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    Ah, go on then. And some free mint sauce, ya...

    Ah, go on then.

    And some free mint sauce, ya beauty.

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    We go for the Robinsons Squash'd in our house....

    We go for the Robinsons Squash'd in our house. Sugar free and easy to carry around and add to water wherever you go. Kids love them too.

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    Table Talk

    First up:

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  16. Thread: Breakfast

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    Licked off a spoon, you sick fuk.

    Licked off a spoon, you sick fuk.
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    You got the last of the bacon fries, you bastard....

    You got the last of the bacon fries, you bastard.

    No chance of the far superior scampi fries either.

    Great Scampi Fries Advert - YouTube
  18. Thread: Breakfast

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    I cant help but give peanut butter to the dogs....

    I cant help but give peanut butter to the dogs. Apparently that's how they used to make dogs look like they were talking in older movies.

    On a croissant... nah!
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    This led to this. ...

    This led to this.

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    Some things cannot be forgiven, so yes.

    Some things cannot be forgiven, so yes.
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    They're shite deep fried anyway.

    They're shite deep fried anyway.
  22. Thread: Dinner

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    That platter looks fantastic! Well played, Sir.

    That platter looks fantastic! Well played, Sir.
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    Yeah it comes with shit pedals, so will get some...

    Yeah it comes with shit pedals, so will get some the same as my MTB, which can use with SPDs or normal shoes. In case my mrs wants to get in on the action.

    Picking up my MTB tomorrow, new tires...
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    I have been having some setup issues, I connected...

    I have been having some setup issues, I connected Zwift on the Macbook Pro with an HDMI into the living room telly. I'm pushing 200+ watts and my dude on zwift is only getting a max of 20mph. When I...
  25. Thread: Dinner

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    Fresh finger buns and a cup of bisto, fine. I...

    Fresh finger buns and a cup of bisto, fine.

    I would crawl through a mile of broken glass to get my hands on a doner kebab, with hot sauce, salad and onions.
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    Wahoo kickr bike and a Zwift subscription. ...

    Wahoo kickr bike and a Zwift subscription.

    PS5 and PS+ Subscription.

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  27. Thread: Breakfast

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    Is it even a bacon roll if you don’t toast the...

    Is it even a bacon roll if you don’t toast the bun in the bacon fat?

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    Poll: https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=78955&stc=1

    This one or MorChana?
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    Poll: Can someone share the link to the website/app...

    Can someone share the link to the website/app where you can get your certs please?
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    Poll: Got my 2nd Pfizer this morning, same mild...

    Got my 2nd Pfizer this morning, same mild hallucinations as the first one. Hopefully that's all.
  31. Thread: Dinner

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    Ah, mince n tatties…

    Ah, mince n tatties…
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    Mrs knocked me up an Aussie Angus Knuckle Steak,...

    Mrs knocked me up an Aussie Angus Knuckle Steak, on a bed of Portabello mushrooms in a creamy sauce.

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  33. Thread: Dinner

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    3 1 per fat cnut Yes I'm sure your...

    3



    1 per fat cnut



    Yes I'm sure your home torched supermarket steak tasted just as good as my black Angus tomahawk that was prepped and cooked by professionals and served with truffle and...
  34. Thread: Dinner

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    Oh, the bill??? ...

    Oh, the bill???

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  35. Thread: Dinner

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    Hat Yai Blackbridge Halal Steakhouse

    Hat Yai

    Blackbridge Halal Steakhouse
  36. Thread: Dinner

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    That was an eat out affair. If I could produce...

    That was an eat out affair. If I could produce this for the price we paid, I wouldn’t need to renew my offshore survival.

    I have two brothers from around here and they were my company. I’ll throw...
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    Black Angus Tomahawks. Cos no good weekend ever...

    Black Angus Tomahawks. Cos no good weekend ever started with a salad.

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  38. Thread: Breakfast

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    Are those actually tattie croquettes?

    Are those actually tattie croquettes?
  39. There was a website called farangdeaths but it...

    There was a website called farangdeaths but it appears to be offline. I found a related Twitter account when I searched though.

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    Air2000, there's a blast from the past. We flew...

    Air2000, there's a blast from the past. We flew with them to Creté when I was 7 years old,

    #Creté1990
  41. One more bad pun and you're fired!

    One more bad pun and you're fired!
  42. Quite common this time of year. Well, any month...

    Quite common this time of year. Well, any month that ends in ember...
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    Even just a stainless steel prep table at least....

    Even just a stainless steel prep table at least.

    The first thing I told myself when I saw the BEFORE pic was that I'd put those 2 cabinets back to back in the middle of the room to make a working...
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    Looks a bit suss to me like.

    Looks a bit suss to me like.
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    We don't have anyone of those unseeded teams to...

    We don't have anyone of those unseeded teams to worry too much about at home. Czech Republic being the least favoured.

    Only NM are below is in the FIFA rankings, so they might be hoping for us.\
    ...
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    Born and bred... ...In Manchester...

    Born and bred...




    ...In Manchester...
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    Hat Yai is only 15mins away on the Triumph.

    Hat Yai is only 15mins away on the Triumph.
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    We have one of those too Scotland U21 v...

    We have one of those too

    Scotland U21 v Belgium U21: Man City'''s Lewis Fiorini aims to emulate Kevin De Bruyne - BBC Sport



    Sorry about that :D
  49. Thread: Breakfast

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    Credit to my Mrs on both counts. She was ordering...

    Credit to my Mrs on both counts. She was ordering from Grab and asked if I wanted something, I said just get me a salad or something. She swore at me then knocked it up herself.

    She's a chef, so...
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    Not at the Thai/Malay borders. The Duty free...

    Not at the Thai/Malay borders. The Duty free (Zen) is Malaysian, so it may me cheap for them but it's not far off Thai prices.

    I used to buy things I can't get here. Trolleys full of corned beef,...
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