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    Mozambique for me. A star, a book, a mattock...

    Mozambique for me.

    A star, a book, a mattock (had to google that) and an ak47 with a bayonet attached. :)

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    I'm staying at a hotel in Bangkok tomorrow. They...

    I'm staying at a hotel in Bangkok tomorrow. They had a good deal on the club rooms. Gave them a call before booking and told me no booze served on Sunday/Monday.

    Downgraded the room and will take...
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    ^ Was having a liquid lunch a few months back in...

    ^ Was having a liquid lunch a few months back in Bang Saen and the German owner had one that he was selling. Don't see too many around these parts, so thought it might have been his.
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    ^^^ Didn't get the van from a German in Bang Saen...

    ^^^ Didn't get the van from a German in Bang Saen by any chance?
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    ^ Got some Manston black pudding at Siambury's...

    ^ Got some Manston black pudding at Siambury's the other day. Very nice indeed.
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    It's actually called Seasonal Affective Disorder...

    It's actually called Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD) for those that want to read up a bit more about Winter-onset SAD
  7. ^ Might have more luck driving down the airport...

    ^ Might have more luck driving down the airport with a few leaflets (including pics) printed and hand them over to the van drivers down there.

    If they don't want them, they probably know a man...
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    ^ I know you said non-phone music, so not exactly...

    ^ I know you said non-phone music, so not exactly what you asked for, but...

    Use Spotify on your phone.

    Free for basic and about 150 baht a month for premium (first 3 months are free at the...
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    ^ My OCD has gone into overdrive. The 8 on...

    ^ My OCD has gone into overdrive.

    The 8 on your day calendar is upside down.

    ...oh, and we all know you just wanted us to ask how you won the trophy in the background. :)
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    Wrong again Dilly. I go in the next cubicle to...

    Wrong again Dilly.

    I go in the next cubicle to hear the ladies have a dump whilst I have an angry wank.

    The girls have sussed me out now and are now using the technique I provided earlier.
    ...
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    ^ Never been into stars and the universe TBH.

    ^ Never been into stars and the universe TBH.
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    This is a bit technical, but please read on... ...

    This is a bit technical, but please read on...

    A massive Bogon Tip #732

    First thing first. Get a toilet roll and tear off about 40cm and overlap it 2 or 3 times so you have a padded piece of...
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    ...maybe scrub off the line on Escobar's grave if...

    ...maybe scrub off the line on Escobar's grave if you have a drug problem, but you get my drift.
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    Don't be a wally, Wally. We only go around...

    Don't be a wally, Wally.

    We only go around that big ball of fire in the sky around 80ish times in our lifetime.

    You have already done over 50 revolutions, so you might as well stick around for...
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    Remando El Bailio Jr A play on remand and bail

    Remando El Bailio Jr

    A play on remand and bail
  16. ^ I must be getting old. Sounds like paradise to...

    ^ I must be getting old. Sounds like paradise to me. :)
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    Cheers for those who pointed out the GMT/BST...

    Cheers for those who pointed out the GMT/BST times.
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    Thailand is +6hr at the moment, but the answer +7...

    Thailand is +6hr at the moment, but the answer +7 was marked as correct. Didn't take into account daylight saving changes.
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    ^ You can turn all the bells and whistles off. ...

    ^ You can turn all the bells and whistles off.

    I have lane assist, cars that come to close beep and a few other sensor things turned off.
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    ^ Nothing heavy for me personally You can...

    ^ Nothing heavy for me personally

    You can either go with the starch, veg and gravy/sauce route (which is heavy) or the coleslaw, salad and corn on the cob route (which is lighter).
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    ^^^ Not trying to hate. Gave my reasons for why I...

    ^^^ Not trying to hate. Gave my reasons for why I personally think the bag is a fake and was hoping that a member could prove me wrong.

    ^ According to LV, Leather goods are made in France. Spain...
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    ^ I'm fairly certain that's an original.

    ^ I'm fairly certain that's an original.
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    No expertise in handbags. I used to collect shoes...

    No expertise in handbags. I used to collect shoes for resale and kept a close eye on collaborations for rarity. I still follow fashion and it doesn't take more than 2 minutes to see if a product is...
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    ^ Not trying to be a hater, but you best tell her...

    ^ Not trying to be a hater, but you best tell her it is a fake.

    They have taken the flowers from a collaboration LV had with Takashi Murakami, whilst the cherry is from the Louis Vuitton Cherry...
  25. Thread: Na Kluea beach?

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    I booked a couple of minutes away from the beach...

    I booked a couple of minutes away from the beach hoping the hotel is dead so the kids get the run of the pool.

    ^
    Some really good deals going on. Got a 2 bedroom studio with brekkie in a 4* (or...
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    Cheers lads. I booked the hotel with a...

    Cheers lads.

    I booked the hotel with a half-decent pool last night on the off chance the government would give the nod that booze could now be served in restaurants. The government came good and...
  27. Thread: Na Kluea beach?

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    Na Kluea beach?

    Taking the missus and kids down to Pattaya for the night.

    We normally stay in Jomtien, so it was easy for the kids to swim in the hotel pool, sit on the beech with a beer whist they were building...
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    Just night in the cells, an 80 quid fine and put...

    Just night in the cells, an 80 quid fine and put on a registrar banning you from keeping pets for 18 months.

    ...so a friend tells me. :rolleyes:
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    ^ Yes, because they are advertising soda...

    ^ Yes, because they are advertising soda water.:rolleyes:

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    How big did you think this BBQ was going to get?...

    How big did you think this BBQ was going to get?

    By the size of the logs chopped and ready on the left of the pic, I was looking forward to you roasting a pig (...and not in a sexual way) :)
    ...
  31. Thread: Dinner

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    Bogon Tip #510 When making a BLT manwich...

    Bogon Tip #510

    When making a BLT manwich naked, use a lettuce leaf to protect your dangly bits whist frying the bacon.

    Be careful to remove any stray pubes from the leaf when constructing the...
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    I'm scared shitless to post any photos on here. ...

    I'm scared shitless to post any photos on here.

    There are some posters that would try to out me from a refection on a spoon or even go as far as to try to virtually extract some DNA from a stray...
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    Excellent call. Pre-Covid, Sizzler had a...

    Excellent call.

    Pre-Covid, Sizzler had a carrot and ginger soup. Not a big fan of that place, but man, ginger in a thick pumpkin, carrot or any veggie soup has my custom.
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    Can someone call the year 1978? They want...

    Can someone call the year 1978?

    They want their salad back! :)

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    Don't know what phone you have, but my Samsung...

    Don't know what phone you have, but my Samsung does that using Bixby.
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    The mindset of western cognitive discourse. The...

    The mindset of western cognitive discourse. The same paradox that opens enlightenment to those who think they comprehend Asia.

    Think of the source.

    Santi.
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    Please, do not call this number. I got through...

    Please, do not call this number.

    I got through to some Nigerian lady trying to sell her wares.
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    Sticky: ^^ Unicycle

    ^^ Unicycle
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    Well done and good video. Just one question......

    Well done and good video.

    Just one question...

    Why reincarnate yourself as Bangkok Pat and not keep the DJPat name?

    Nobody is gonna care that you bummed your cousin and the rest of it.
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    Sticky: ^^ Bogon Tip #942 Try putting the bar in the...

    ^^ Bogon Tip #942

    Try putting the bar in the centre and you won't feel like you have more weight on your right.

    Check out the difference in distance from the bicep to wrist on each arm.
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    ^ Took me 30 seconds to realise that it is not a...

    ^ Took me 30 seconds to realise that it is not a Thai fruit with some pine nuts, but actually a cactus.

    Knowing my missus, she probably still would have a nibble of it. :)
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    If having steak or lamb, I like to have jus (or...

    If having steak or lamb, I like to have jus (or as the French call it "au jus". instead of gravy.

    100% gravy if Sunday roast.
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    Here are 10,100 ways to make money. Job...

    Here are 10,100 ways to make money.

    Job search, job opportunities & career development | jobsDB Thailand

    Hope it gets better for you soon.
  44. This was on par with Armstrong's short stories. ...

    This was on par with Armstrong's short stories.

    Fair play for having a stab, but should not be allowed to see the light of day. :)
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    ^ Other unknown factors? - Unknown

    ^ Other unknown factors? - Unknown
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    I tried repeating it in the voice of Yoda, and...

    I tried repeating it in the voice of Yoda, and although it sounded good, I still couldn't make sense of it.
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    For context 1,000,000 IDR is about 2150 baht,...

    For context

    1,000,000 IDR is about 2150 baht, $67 US, 55 UK quid or 0.0070 Bitcoin :)
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    ^^ Futons have mattresses' that act as the seat...

    ^^ Futons have mattresses' that act as the seat cushions when folded, whilst sofa beds have a mattress built into the frame with cushions removed when you want to make it into a bed.
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    You may need to change your search to 'sofa bed'...

    You may need to change your search to 'sofa bed'

    I know futons and sofa beds are not strictly the same, but I think stores will not distinguish between them in Thailand.

    Have a quick look at...
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    Fair play for posting it up. Yes, it might not...

    Fair play for posting it up.

    Yes, it might not be the best, but at least you had a stab and released it for all to see.

    I liken this thread to a fat bloke going to gym to lose weight and better...
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