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  1. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ nasty:) Erm, Dave isn't in the UK....

    ^ nasty:)



    Erm, Dave isn't in the UK. Didn't his boomerang practise give it away?:)
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    Guess who ...

    Guess who

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    :)
  3. Thread: Daily Moan

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    :smileylaughing: I'd be giving the gardener a...

    :smileylaughing:

    I'd be giving the gardener a considerable pay rise, sharpish:)



    The words "Chuck Wow" are what you want to be listening out for around the village now, before beating a...
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    Download an app called picsart. It has a resize...

    Download an app called picsart. It has a resize on there and it's easy to edit and manipulate pics with.:) Easy to use too.
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    150 x150 pixels is the max I think Stick it on...

    150 x150 pixels is the max I think

    Stick it on here and i'll resize it for you in no time
  6. Thread: Dinner

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    Nah...Gotta leave some room for Batty's bday...

    Nah...Gotta leave some room for Batty's bday cake:)


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    ^ Nice:)
  7. Thread: Dinner

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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/04/119.j...

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    A fridge cleanout bacon, asparagus, mushroom, capsicum, cheddar and sundried tomato...
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    Sticky: They have now, mate:)

    They have now, mate:)
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    Sticky: I thought he Chinese stopped their citizens from...

    I thought he Chinese stopped their citizens from entering Thailand, not the Thais.
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    Sticky: Nicked from TV- Pattaya considers total...

    Nicked from TV-

    Pattaya considers total lockdown - people can't leave or enter, possible fines if not wearing a mask outside


    ...
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    Sticky: ^ You don't want cash in the house when the...

    ^ You don't want cash in the house when the upcoming riots and Farang hunting kicks off. Let em have the bog roll.:)
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    Sticky: Looking at Thailand's figures, they've been on...

    Looking at Thailand's figures, they've been on the fall every day.
    5 days qgo 143 new cases
    3 days ago 120
    Yesterday 103.

    Should be eradicated next week:)
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    Sticky: Funny how they are thinking of bringing in a 24...

    Funny how they are thinking of bringing in a 24 hour curfew when their covid figures are so low and seem stable in the pick a number between 100 and 150 range every day.:)
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    Sticky: Just in on Thaiger...

    Just in on Thaiger...
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    Sticky: I thought there was a lack of these testing kits?...

    I thought there was a lack of these testing kits?

    Foreigners get tested for free here.

    Foreigners can have Covid-19 tests free of charge at govt hospitals | Free Malaysia Today
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    Sticky: 138 medical staff have tested positive in...

    138 medical staff have tested positive in Malaysia.

    The army are surveilling with drones. Road blocks everywhere.

    You are only allowed one person per car and are not permitted to go more than...
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    Why not just learn some basic Chinese, Loopy? ...

    Why not just learn some basic Chinese, Loopy?




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    ^ That looks like a Panama Hat under that...

    ^ That looks like a Panama Hat under that tinfoil... I wonder if it's him. Sure he has a plantation up those highlands too:)
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    ^ So Mr. Geologist, is it ...

    ^ So Mr. Geologist, is it mica-K-feldspar-sillimanite gneiss or biotite gneiss?:)
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    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless...

    ^ Next time, have a rummage for some crutchless ones.

    :)
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    I'd say it was sandstone. The earth's most common...

    I'd say it was sandstone. The earth's most common rock.:)
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    ^Is that a green pair of budgie smugglers under...

    ^Is that a green pair of budgie smugglers under there?:)
  23. Thread: Breakfast

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    ^ All of that is Pan de sal:) The squashed...

    ^ All of that is Pan de sal:)

    The squashed ones are for dipping in coffee
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    Sticky: Talk of a 24 hour curfew coming soon to Thailand....

    Talk of a 24 hour curfew coming soon to Thailand.

    There's also infected passengers from a Thai Airways flight from London on the loose

    Thai government may impose 24-hour curfew – Thai PBS World
  26. This one looks right up your street Arry. A...

    This one looks right up your street Arry.

    A new sci-fi series on Prime and also available for download at 1337.

    Tales from the Loop (TV Series 2020– ) - IMDb
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    YouTube...

    YouTube

    Its been emotional
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    I am an emotional dunk:) The best Thai tune...

    I am an emotional dunk:)

    The best Thai tune ever... drank with the appropriate accompaniment.

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    My second favourite Thai song ...

    My second favourite Thai song

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    Its Jamesons, ffs. Not some single malt. ...

    Its Jamesons, ffs. Not some single malt.

    That'd be like acquiring a taste for Jack Daniels without coke:)
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    My favourite Thai song......

    My favourite Thai song...
    https://i.imgur.com/nyOsmFn.jpg

    Fuck knows what he's singing about but it gives me goose pimples

    :)

    Theres a You Tube vid out there somewhere with the English...
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    Thai isolation music night. Somebody kill me ...

    Thai isolation music night. Somebody kill me

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    Where is JP and his US take on Long Islands?:) ...

    Where is JP and his US take on Long Islands?:)

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    Sticky: I hope the kunt snuffs it together with his...

    I hope the kunt snuffs it together with his parents and grandparents, the money grubbing fuck:)
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    ^ Drunk food...

    ^
    Drunk food

    :)
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    ^ i have googled that before now. It's the...

    ^ i have googled that before now. It's the horizontal fuckers you don't want:)
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    ^ what's your record for smoking fags over a...

    ^ what's your record for smoking fags over a balcony?:)
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    Drinking to my youngest son who passed all his...

    Drinking to my youngest son who passed all his gcses today with flying colours and even left school before
    Easter.
    Suck that up Ciz:)

    Cheers Covid:)
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    Was the fag in the middle of you both? ...

    Was the fag in the middle of you both?

    Wrong'un:)
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    An early bday pressie for Batty

    An early bday pressie for Batty
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    ^ could move the treadmills 2 metres apart. ...

    ^ could move the treadmills 2 metres apart.

    And one in the showers at a time.


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    My chocolate piping:)
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    ^ :)Good one Gyms should rake it in too.

    ^ :)Good one

    Gyms should rake it in too.
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    There's no Basil or Quentin in any of my recipes:)

    There's no Basil or Quentin in any of my recipes:)
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    Got the rolls down... ...

    Got the rolls down...
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    Donuts next:)
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    Et viola...Belgique du chocolat ala papillon ...

    Et viola...Belgique du chocolat ala papillon

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  48. Watch some stand up instead Streaming with...

    Watch some stand up instead

    Streaming with laughter: the 50 best standup comedy shows | Culture | The Guardian
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    Sticky: Thailands rapid drop down the table...

    Thailands rapid drop down the table
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    USA's rapid rise up the table
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    Sharing spliffs and rolled up notes would spread...

    Sharing spliffs and rolled up notes would spread it pretty quick
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