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    Just preparing for another trip through The Great...

    Just preparing for another trip through The Great Victoria Desert. 1400 km of ungraded track with lots of challenges. here are a few trips from our last journey to keep us...
  2. he had found "an uplifting tail-end to my life"....

    he had found "an uplifting tail-end to my life".

    hahahaha. I bet he has.
  3. Pass me that large hammer please.

    Pass me that large hammer please.
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    I'm with you. Sister has got herself tied up in...

    Umm....that's 36% p.a.
    MrsX is a loan shark and will definitely have back up.
    The red flags are waving now, walk away from it.[/quote]

    I'm with you. Sister has got herself tied up in something...
  5. Seems such a nice boy. Why is he so naughty? ...

    Seems such a nice boy. Why is he so naughty?

    I am reminded of the TISM song "all homeboys are dickheads"


    I know his dad's abusive
    And his mum prefers the daughter;
    I know he's got an...
  6. My girlfriend always takes her dog to bed. But...

    My girlfriend always takes her dog to bed. But its only a little one.
  7. Try the concept of AC/DC. That will be a...

    Try the concept of AC/DC. That will be a challenge.
  8. Hammer please.

    Hammer please.
  9. Nice erection Simon. Poor choice of antenna I...

    Nice erection Simon. Poor choice of antenna I would say though. Have you considered a multi band 2 element quad? Works a treat at low elevations like that and you can have full wave antennas on many...
  10. Does the name Chamberlain and the word...

    Does the name Chamberlain and the word appeasement mean anything anymore?
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    Direct hits usually cause some damage. It is...

    Direct hits usually cause some damage. It is often the return stroke, where the accumulated charge in the earth comes, back up through the earthing system that ties the knot.
    I use copper strap to a...
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    How attractive is that piercing eh?

    How attractive is that piercing eh?
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    Thanks for a brilliant blow by blow construction...

    Thanks for a brilliant blow by blow construction OM. You have a very nice Ponderosa there old boy.

    Once when I was rich I built a pool like yours, somewhat smaller I might say, on a similar...
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    No, that thing in his right hand pocket might...

    No, that thing in his right hand pocket might tell the story.
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    There appears to be quite a lot of sexual...

    There appears to be quite a lot of sexual confusion here.

    I'm not at all confused. I used to be a poofter until my mates told me about girls.....

    Now i'm a lesbian.
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    I suppose all this puts paid to my theory that he...

    I suppose all this puts paid to my theory that he was running a Kebab shop in Auburn, NSW Australia?
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    I guess you had to be there. However, I get the...

    I guess you had to be there. However, I get the idea. Thanks for the shots. Love the ones with the sun overshooting the anvil.
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    When in Rome.... Don't be a dickhead.

    When in Rome.... Don't be a dickhead.
  19. Nothing nicer than the young nubile body on...

    Nothing nicer than the young nubile body on display. Isn't that part of the celebration? The old giving way to the new, rebirth, confidence in the future etc etc?
  20. I used to be a poofta until my mates told me...

    I used to be a poofta until my mates told me about girls. Now I'm a lesbian and like watching them.
  21. Badly placed bomb.

    Badly placed bomb.
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    Try sprinkling some heavy duty Chilli powder...

    Try sprinkling some heavy duty Chilli powder around your yard perimeter.
    Keep it up especially after rain.

    Not nice to poison a dog. If you did that to my dog I would be so upset that I would...
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    The game just got serious. How lucky are...

    The game just got serious.



    How lucky are the Burmese people eh?
  24. What a good bloke eh?

    What a good bloke eh?
  25. Someone has to jump in. Have you had a good look...

    Someone has to jump in. Have you had a good look at the behaviour of the general populace?? How embarassing for Egypt. Like a lot of kiddies in the playground. "shit, Who can we turn on now??" "maybe...
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    I'm just happy I beat him past 58. Too bad old...

    I'm just happy I beat him past 58. Too bad old mate.
  27. You blokes sound rather disallusioned with the SE...

    You blokes sound rather disallusioned with the SE Asian dream???

    This how it is eh?
  28. Oh duh!!!!

    Oh duh!!!!
  29. Just love your expression. Aussie?

    Just love your expression. Aussie?
  30. Inviting kids to the candy store.

    Inviting kids to the candy store.
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    I've got something like that on my bottom lip at...

    I've got something like that on my bottom lip at the moment. I hope it isn't catching.
  32. Way too complicated a situation for me to comment...

    Way too complicated a situation for me to comment on. So i won't.
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    Fall "in love"

    Fall "in love"
  34. ^^ Yes thanks Steve. Better to know the facts...

    ^^ Yes thanks Steve. Better to know the facts than the fiction the world was sold, particularly after the surrender by Japan.
  35. Well I suppose it looked a fair bet to those in...

    Well I suppose it looked a fair bet to those in power at the time. Either get with the programme or have your people and yourselves perhaps suffer the same fate as China (remember the Japanese had...
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    It appears that there is lots of bum touching and...

    It appears that there is lots of bum touching and kissing. Is this the way forward?
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    Does this say it all?

    Does this say it all?
  38. Undercover Thai Agents Disguised As Fisherfolk...

    Undercover Thai Agents Disguised As Fisherfolk Infiltrate Burma Border
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    You were lucky. "putrid stench, when we were...

    You were lucky. "putrid stench, when we were young we were lucky to have a putrid stench. We had a cess pit for a kitchen. We were forced to live in a hole in the ground and eat toilet paper for...
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    hahahhaha. Five knuckle shuffle.

    hahahhaha. Five knuckle shuffle.
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    Boooring!! This is exciting. Those Victorian...

    Boooring!!

    This is exciting. Those Victorian devos know how to have a good time eh? Ride em cowboy.

    Floods Victoria | Yarra River River rescue as sex toy bucks rider
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    Yes, Melbourne at 15??? 1500 more realistic.

    Yes, Melbourne at 15??? 1500 more realistic.
  43. Yes that RF radiation is obviously very...

    Yes that RF radiation is obviously very dangerous. You can't see it and you probably don't understand it. Therefore it must be dangerous. Having said that I am not a big fan of transmitting it, even...
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    Have you not got a brown-eyed water bottle? Or...

    Have you not got a brown-eyed water bottle? Or two?
  45. Smart looking blokes. The police photographer...

    Smart looking blokes. The police photographer must have just loved those arrogant home boy poses. Fancy dealing with that scum day to day?
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    Are they dying or just disappearing? Being eaten?

    Are they dying or just disappearing? Being eaten?
  47. Is that Katya on the left? She has 3 mobiles? A...

    Is that Katya on the left? She has 3 mobiles? A very communicative young lass.
  48. Surprising that there is still one left at 18. In...

    Surprising that there is still one left at 18. In australia they heal over by 14.
  49. It is a bloody dangerous place to drive no doubt....

    It is a bloody dangerous place to drive no doubt. However I am always amazed at how few accidents you see considering the amount of traffic movements and the general dickheadery that you encounter....
  50. I used cling wrap once but I didn't get a root...

    I used cling wrap once but I didn't get a root because she thought it reminded her of a stick of cabanossi.
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