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  1. The Hangover

    The Hangover
  2. Scons, jam on first.

    Scons, jam on first.
  3. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    Not many pleasures in my life, so yes - i am...

    Not many pleasures in my life, so yes - i am still smoking, not as much as before. Of course, if i was told it is imperative to stop i would. But they seem to think its ok, for now. I did have...
  4. Im 54.

    Im 54.
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    There was a woman in England who took every...

    There was a woman in England who took every bottle from her husbands wine collection. Then put a bottle on the doorstep of all their neighbours!
  6. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    Thanks everyone! Pizza tonight! I do eat as...

    Thanks everyone!


    Pizza tonight! I do eat as healthy as i can, but recently just got my sense of taste back. And i never ate sweet stuff before, prefer cheese. I bought loads of greek...
  7. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    I'm in remission!! Doc told me yesterday. The...

    I'm in remission!!

    Doc told me yesterday. The cancer is stabalised, not spreading not shrinking either. So, one more scan and then "see you in January". I still feel very tired all the time, am...
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    A kitten. It took my mother thirty years to...

    A kitten. It took my mother thirty years to break it to me that Simba was not a "he" but a "she". She only found out when she took "him" to the Vets to get castrated!!
  9. LOL - Dr. Pringle!!

    LOL - Dr. Pringle!!
  10. Why does poor Mrs Trump always look so terrified...

    Why does poor Mrs Trump always look so terrified in pics?
  11. Most people pack clean undies.

    Most people pack clean undies.
  12. I have never been fat, but i do have cellulite. ...

    I have never been fat, but i do have cellulite. It's an age thing too. I never had tits either. But to be this skinny now, is not a good look!! I can pull my jeans down without undoing them!! ...
  13. Jeez!! Cellulite is normal. We can't all have...

    Jeez!! Cellulite is normal. We can't all have top model, no wrinkle, no grey hair, no cellulite bodies all our lives!!

    And, sorry to break it to you, neither can you lot!! Do you think you all...
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    What a beautiful cat!

    What a beautiful cat!
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    What's that purple thing hanging down on the...

    What's that purple thing hanging down on the right?
  16. Thread: Ugandan music

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    That's the way Africans dance. I think its...

    That's the way Africans dance. I think its great, I've seen shows there where they tire you out just watching them!!
  17. Look like scones to me...

    Look like scones to me...
  18. Supposedly, they made tasty pies....

    Supposedly, they made tasty pies....
  19. I had dark, auburn hair. Hopefully, it'll grow...

    I had dark, auburn hair. Hopefully, it'll grow back the same. It was lovely hair, and I was complemented on it lots. Even though it was starting to get grey bits.
  20. Thread: new look

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    What a pillaver!! I had to re-register. Forgot...

    What a pillaver!! I had to re-register. Forgot my password. But all good now, the Admin were really quick in sending me a simpletons way of how how to do it.

    So, you lot can't get rid of me...
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    Exactly!! Someone has to pay for the damages. ...

    Exactly!!

    Someone has to pay for the damages. I think it should be him, he obviously wasn't spending copious amounts seeing the sights and fine dining!! He did go native with the Ricard,...
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    I was sent to my room, and not to come out until...

    I was sent to my room, and not to come out until I had calmed down.

    My mother also knew that "special" place on the back of the thigh that a quick slap would sting for ages. I don't remember my...
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    Nice one Punty!! That'll learn em!! Glad you...

    Nice one Punty!! That'll learn em!! Glad you have finally settled on one lady!!
  24. No dogs or pigs snuffled around to find it? Not...

    No dogs or pigs snuffled around to find it? Not a real truffle.
  25. Ah, sex!! A long forgotten memory!! Women can...

    Ah, sex!! A long forgotten memory!!

    Women can get erections in their clit, with an expert tongue down there.

    I was quite good at BJs. I'm quite enjoying not doing it now, but I did have a...
  26. Funny as shit!! But, it's the crowdfunding...

    Funny as shit!!

    But, it's the crowdfunding amount he got!! All those "poor" Brits throwing their money around willy nilly. Nice that they are still seeing each other.
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    I had nowhere to go, here it can take weeks or...

    I had nowhere to go, here it can take weeks or months to find even a shitty, cockroach infected "flat". Also, the mental aspect of the whole situation - deportation etc. even though I had a legal...
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    Great thread!! And congratulations to you and...

    Great thread!! And congratulations to you and your wife for really doing something with your lives while still young!! Not live with those "if only" thoughts in 20 years!!

    I want the pitter...
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    Looking good Betsy!! I'm glad you had a good...

    Looking good Betsy!! I'm glad you had a good time and are back posting.
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    Well, when the neighbours called our local...

    Well, when the neighbours called our local village police they arrived. Of course, they were all his friends. They just told us to sleep in separate rooms.

    The local hospital took photos, and...
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    People who eat well done steaks are losing out. ...

    People who eat well done steaks are losing out. I like them medium rare. Lamb too.

    I don't like rare, something about the blood making the chips soggy!!

    Reminds me, I've got two, not very...
  32. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    I am no fashionista!! Slouch around in my...

    I am no fashionista!! Slouch around in my jammies most days!! I even have some that I go out in. Look like trousers.
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    Fluke yet again confuses me.

    Fluke yet again confuses me.
  34. Amazing what a Hello Kitty toy can do these days.

    Amazing what a Hello Kitty toy can do these days.
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    Having been the beaten wife about 20 years ago,...

    Having been the beaten wife about 20 years ago, at the time there was no support from Social Services, doctors etc. Don't forget there is also mental abuse. I finally got out, but the memories still...
  36. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    I do have my moments of complete emotional...

    I do have my moments of complete emotional collapse!! Have a good cry and wake up feeling good again. I think you have to try and stay positive, otherwise it would just add to your worries. The...
  37. I still have that awful image of that poor girl...

    I still have that awful image of that poor girl "posed" on the beach in my brain.
  38. Thread: Cancer sucks

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    Well. Did it and got away to Munich for a week!!...

    Well. Did it and got away to Munich for a week!!

    Hair fell out on my second night there, at least my brother and his wife saw me with hair, for the first time in months, side effect was severe...
  39. They are all good looking, but probably pamper...

    They are all good looking, but probably pamper themselves too much.

    Great thread and long overdue. And the myth that the bigger your penis the better you are, is silly!!
  40. Poor kid and her kid.

    Poor kid and her kid.
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    Keith Richards is rather amazing!! For me, it's...

    Keith Richards is rather amazing!! For me, it's got to the point that I hope he lives forever!! Just to show em!!
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    Another woman hater!!

    Another woman hater!!
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    It's taken me a while to admit that the boxed...

    It's taken me a while to admit that the boxed stuff I drink is OK. But out of a can? Not sure. You can also buy wine in milk cartons here, not sure about them either.

    If i go to someone's house...
  44. I heard it costs £150 to go up that tower in...

    I heard it costs £150 to go up that tower in Dubai, I dunno. And that's before you spend silly money on food and drink. I had the opportunity to go visit a friend there for Xmas a couple of years...
  45. I watch "The Real Housewives of Melbourne", god...

    I watch "The Real Housewives of Melbourne", god what Snobs!!

    I thought Geneva was up with the best. Maybe I'm being biased, every city can be lovely, but still has underlying problems. Nowhere...
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    Will i have to dress it? Will it have that...

    Will i have to dress it? Will it have that tongue movement etc. What shall i name it? What will people say in the Bus?

    For $15, 000 i need my moneys worth!! I'd rather get my tits done. And...
  47. Thread: Dinner

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    I'd gladly get pissed and feel safe-ish with...

    I'd gladly get pissed and feel safe-ish with Slaps and Man Boobs!! And eat pizza and drink a posh box of wine!! Not one of those cheapy ones, sort of in the middle price!! I do have etiquette.
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    Some of us haven't chosen the skinny waif like...

    Some of us haven't chosen the skinny waif like look. The wonderful lord god struck us down with a horrible illness!!

    I was an almost veggie before i got the big C. In fact the best steak in a...
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    I think the myth of vegetarians being hippy, dope...

    I think the myth of vegetarians being hippy, dope smokers is fading. You can find loads of books, u-tube vids etc. on cooking delicious meals without meat.

    Myself, I hardly ever eat red meat. ...
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    Shise!! And I still can't use my digital...

    Shise!! And I still can't use my digital camera!!

    Next it will be soaring rubber dolls!! That would shut the moaning tourists up!!
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