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    What nurseries do the saplings come from? Even...

    What nurseries do the saplings come from? Even 350 million is a lot? 350 million seeds is about 1 kg so maybe 350 million seeds sown.
  2. Thread: Daily Moan

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    In Vancouver motorist must give way even if the...

    In Vancouver motorist must give way even if the person is crossing with no official pedestrian crossing.
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    No one mentions this in most discussions. 1...

    No one mentions this in most discussions. 1 gallon of motor fuel is equivalent to about 33.5 kWh of electricity. Or you can boil 200 kettles per gallon. OR 1 gal petrol will power a 24,000 BTU AC...
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    The Age of Nature. Episodes 1 and 2 are good....

    The Age of Nature.

    Episodes 1 and 2 are good. Visuals good and content interesting.

    Episode 3 went all Gretta and whiny and apocalyptic. Doe eyed Oranguatan included.
  5. Engineering officers in the Royal Navy used to be...

    Engineering officers in the Royal Navy used to be called Articifers.
  6. Grievous crimes so fowl?

    Grievous crimes so fowl?
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  8. What part of the coast are they guarding?

    What part of the coast are they guarding?
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    Should've gone to SpecSavers?

    Should've gone to SpecSavers?
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    South American It's an IKA Torino from...

    South American


    It's an IKA Torino from Argentina

    Process: Left-hand drive but too small for USA. Left-hand drive so not Japanese , Australian, South African et al.
    Too large for European...
  11. That's a lotta dosh for a pie?

    That's a lotta dosh for a pie?
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    Energy in = Energy out. Limit sugar to 6...

    Energy in = Energy out.

    Limit sugar to 6 teaspoons a day. Eat less & exercise more.
    1 beer has 200 calories.
  13. Give him/her a uniform and an umbrella to sit...

    Give him/her a uniform and an umbrella to sit under?
  14. Something similar here in the North during Loy...

    Something similar here in the North during Loy Kratong. Almost each tile of the temple courtyard had a small tea-light like candle and they were all lit together.
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    Where you truly wafted here from paradise?
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    Ah! Aprovel. That is what the first guy put me on.

    Ah! Aprovel. That is what the first guy put me on.
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    What meds. did he put you on? Doc told...

    What meds. did he put you on?




    Doc told me to take my machine on my second visit so he could check it against his old mercury pump-up one.
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    No but my wife does.:spin:

    No but my wife does.:spin:
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    How come grumpy john has red rep off the scale....

    How come grumpy john has red rep off the scale. Who do you guys think he is?
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    Bloody amateur. Try 217/123 :1st:

    Bloody amateur. Try 217/123 :1st:
  21. Ahmadiyy is a splinter sect of Islam. Indonesian...

    Ahmadiyy is a splinter sect of Islam. Indonesian is majority Sunni so really it is like Christians burning down Baptist chapels. Or maybe even like a Sunni Shia schism.
  22. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Now we've got some Indian twat travelling all...

    Now we've got some Indian twat travelling all over Thailand spreading the virus.
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    Yet now they are complaining about 20 in a hotel...

    Yet now they are complaining about 20 in a hotel in Germany
  24. Funniest thing I've ready today. Toilet is a...

    Funniest thing I've ready today. Toilet is a toilet is a toilet. I'm sure they are cleaned very frequently. Or maybe they don't clean them just replace every year?
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    The feet have rubber inserts to stop slipping. Also doubles as a chair in the shower should you need one.
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    Did we have The Highwaymen yet? I'm not a movie...

    Did we have The Highwaymen yet? I'm not a movie critic but it was OK.
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  27. Thread: Pool Plans

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    I like about 28C whatever that is in old money.

    I like about 28C whatever that is in old money.
  28. I think I would have given 5M each to my children...

    I think I would have given 5M each to my children and the rest...
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    Yesterday I got mine and pink ID card. I didn't...

    Yesterday I got mine and pink ID card. I didn't ask for the ID card maybe they go together?
  30. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Yes when booking flights you only get 1 bite at...

    Yes when booking flights you only get 1 bite at the cherry
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  32. That law has too many clawses

    That law has too many clawses
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    Every time my running group entered the Haney to...

    Every time my running group entered the Haney to Harrison relay run, I always got the uphill section! B*stards
  34. Apparently those with neanderthal genes are more...

    Apparently those with neanderthal genes are more susceptible to Covid? One can only hope. InshAllah
  35. Thread: Daily Moan

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    New to me house. Starter has gone on a bathroom...

    New to me house. Starter has gone on a bathroom light, but ceiling is high.
    To replace a 15 baht starter I have to buy a 1300 baht ladder.
  36. What about the theory that the Military are...

    What about the theory that the Military are purposely diverting the protester's attention to the monarchy and away from the government?
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    I believe the cattle version is trailers pulled...

    I believe the cattle version is trailers pulled by a prime mover? No tractor involved. The mine train might be the same but the fron one looks like and independent dump truck.
  38. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I was just thinking. Mothers complain about being...

    I was just thinking. Mothers complain about being bored by having to listen to their young children explain things at length that the mothers already know.
    I'm starting to feel the same way about...
  39. What about the Omega male?

    What about the Omega male?
  40. Sounds like a job for the Soi Dog foundation?...

    Sounds like a job for the Soi Dog foundation? Isn't that what they do.
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    Because you used a southern hemisphere bracket?

    Because you used a southern hemisphere bracket?
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    The other guy in the photo is wanking too fast?

    The other guy in the photo is wanking too fast?
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    Only once. For me it was like being on a...

    Only once. For me it was like being on a roller-coaster while sat in an armchair.
  44. Someone's dad's golf has been ruined this morning.

    Someone's dad's golf has been ruined this morning.
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    I must be the only one who doesn't find Borat in...

    I must be the only one who doesn't find Borat in the slightest bit funny.
    Maybe some bits are but .....
  46. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Are those panties satin? No, they are brand...

    Are those panties satin?

    No, they are brand new.
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    I've never rented anything at Bira. Didn't know...

    I've never rented anything at Bira. Didn't know one could.
    The ne at the end of walking Street used to have the best surface. I use to think if I won the lottery I would live on the hill somewhere...
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    Imported barley, purple rice. It is a dark lager....

    Imported barley, purple rice. It is a dark lager. It will only be a novelty if it doesn't last.
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    I had one with lunch. Thought it was passable and...

    I had one with lunch. Thought it was passable and different from the usual swill. But I did only drink one and it was my first beer of the day.
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    Cheers Riceberry Beer

    Not bad if you can get past the price.

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