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    :smileylaughing: Maybe he can win her back...

    :smileylaughing:

    Maybe he can win her back with a romantic night in his mancave on the White Lightning?
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    I think Sancho's "honeymoon" hotel is next to a...

    I think Sancho's "honeymoon" hotel is next to a building site while his wife has already buggered off and is having it away with the waiter from the restaurant next to the beach.
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    Yeah, needs must, unfortunately.

    Yeah, needs must, unfortunately.
  4. Thread: Dinner

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    Yes. The other dishes are roast lamb, stuffed...

    Yes. The other dishes are roast lamb, stuffed tomatoes, stuffed peppers, a kind of moussaka and Molokheya (the soup). Tzatziki not in shot.
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    Um, why?

    Um, why?
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    Not much, which is why I think he'll be an...

    Not much, which is why I think he'll be an obvious candidate for the chop. Sancho will have to go too. Get Rashford in maybe. We could even go to a 5 at the back like we did a couple of seasons ago...
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    Even with these players in the team, we're not...

    Even with these players in the team, we're not creating enough chances, we're not scoring enough and, more pertinently, we're getting cut open through the middle time and time again.

    Rodgers said...
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    Samet?

    Samet?
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    A tax rebate. A very unexpected tax rebate. A...

    A tax rebate. A very unexpected tax rebate. A very unexpected and fairly hefty tax rebate.

    :bananaman:

    These things just don't happen to me.
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    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:...

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:

    Green owed for such wit on a Monday morning.
  11. Thread: Dinner

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    Had a tasty spread of Mediterranean/Middle...

    Had a tasty spread of Mediterranean/Middle Eastern classics cooked for me the other night. Absolutely phenomenal.

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    It was one of those times that you're cursing yourself for getting full....
  12. You don't want to either.

    You don't want to either.
  13. Genius, sabs! Dal cooked with mushy peas instead...

    Genius, sabs! Dal cooked with mushy peas instead of lentils.

    Watch this space!
  14. Well, I cooked it and, to be honest, I think it...

    Well, I cooked it and, to be honest, I think it looks fucking terrible! But it's a curry: they look (quite literally) like shit, but taste tremendous.

    I can't remember all of the spices, but...
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    Wow, 78. I remember reading he was quite ill some...

    Wow, 78. I remember reading he was quite ill some time ago. He's done well.
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    Oui monsieur! La crisp butty! C'est un classique...

    Oui monsieur! La crisp butty! C'est un classique des rosbifs!

    I think the bag of mini Milky Bars and the can of Leo also gives it, umm, a certain Je ne sais quoi.

    :UK:

    Milkybar advert 1991...
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    Sticky: Shocking behaviour I tell thee. I hope Coco...

    Shocking behaviour I tell thee. I hope Coco pisses in her Vegemite.

    :)
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    Sticky: That's some bite that Coco has suffered; they...

    That's some bite that Coco has suffered; they must have been really going at it.

    Did your wife see anything that triggered it or was it just pack behaviour?
  19. One of the potential pitfalls is possibly falling...

    One of the potential pitfalls is possibly falling asleep after overindulgence. The key is to start the cooking process before opening the first, which usually enables you to avoid any such disasters!
  20. :smileylaughing: Jesus Christ. Let's just...

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    Jesus Christ.

    Let's just leave it there though for your sanity and mine. Sri Lankan. Yeah.
  21. Given that the name of the channel is Sri Lankan...

    Given that the name of the channel is Sri Lankan v Indian recipes, I'd imagine it's a recipe common among the Muslim community in either of those countries. Please feel free to send any further...
  22. It was such thirsty work that I had to keep going...

    It was such thirsty work that I had to keep going back for more!
  23. Do you really think I'd go to the trouble of...

    Do you really think I'd go to the trouble of cooking a curry from scratch yet cook frozen vegetables?

    Let me break this down to you in simple steps.

    1. I went to the market and bought some...
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    Haha. The pressure on OLEGEND is about to go...

    Haha.

    The pressure on OLEGEND is about to go nuclear from the wankstain press and the Twatter keyboard army.

    Still, if he can't do more with that squad, he can't complain.

    Time for a flounce!
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    Disastrous. The end of the record breaking away...

    Disastrous. The end of the record breaking away run too.
  26. Yeah, weird. My missus cooked them the other day....

    Yeah, weird. My missus cooked them the other day. I don't think I've ever bought frozen veg.
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    Maguire's mistake

    Maguire's mistake
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    Indeed. What a belter. 5 minute rendition of...

    Indeed. What a belter.

    5 minute rendition of "Ole's at the wheel" from the reds in the ground. :bananaman:
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    Not really, but it's a bit of a shithouse trick...

    Not really, but it's a bit of a shithouse trick to be giving it out left, right and centre but unwilling to say where you're actually from to get a bit of it back.

    It doesn't keep me awake at...
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    De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Shaw,...

    De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Lindelof, Maguire, Shaw, Matic, Pogba, Greenwood, Fernandes, Sancho, Ronaldo.

    Pogba, Greenwood, Fernandes, Sancho, Ronaldo.

    We really should be scoring more...
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    Maguire is back!

    Maguire is back!
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    Liverpool looking worryingly good.

    Liverpool looking worryingly good.
  33. Thread: Breakfast

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    You're on quite jovial form today, Dave. ...

    You're on quite jovial form today, Dave.

    Adding some much needed levity to the breakfast wars thread just when it was threatening to boil over and general cheeriness elsewhere.

    Did you get a...
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    Fixed that for you, snubs.

    Fixed that for you, snubs.
  35. I think you have me mistaken with Willy.

    I think you have me mistaken with Willy.
  36. Sheep and goat, but they had nothing in yesterday.

    Sheep and goat, but they had nothing in yesterday.
  37. Thanks snubs. Maybe we can start a weekly thread...

    Thanks snubs. Maybe we can start a weekly thread of Great British classics? Curry this week, Chinese the next week etc.

    :UK:
  38. Aye. I was after some lamb, but the butcher's had...

    Aye. I was after some lamb, but the butcher's had nothing in. Boo hoo.

    My camera somehow managed to make everything look grey. Including the beef. It used to make everything look orange, but now...
  39. Hal's Muslim beef curry- with a classic British twist!

    Well, not mine but somebody else's: Muslim style beef curry recipe - YouTube

    As we all know - and as has been established elsewhere in recent days on the forum :) - British food is some of the...
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    I have to say that it's really good of you to...

    I have to say that it's really good of you to pass on your expertise and knowledge regarding staying healthy and maintaining a slim figure.
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    Does your missus eat your food or are you usually...

    Does your missus eat your food or are you usually cooking for 1?
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    :smileylaughing: That was definitely it. You...

    :smileylaughing:

    That was definitely it. You didn't make a pretty embarrassing mistake at all. Nothing of the sort. It was bait.

    You're such a card!



    I reckon you could do with a few...
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    Monty Python: What have the Romans ever done for...

    Monty Python: What have the Romans ever done for us? - YouTube

    :)
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    Of course it is. We're all friend here, arent we?...

    Of course it is. We're all friend here, arent we?

    Aren't we? Aren't we?

    :)
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    The old saying that the best form of defence is...

    The old saying that the best form of defence is attack? Well it certainly fucking is today!
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    Just take a look at this monstrosity...

    Just take a look at this monstrosity misskit/snubs. For fucking breakfast!

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    I mean it's not like the fattest nation on earth isn't getting enough sugar already, is it? Give me those...
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    And just look how you've developed since without...

    And just look how you've developed since without us...:smileylaughing:
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    It doesn't to me either, but you lot are quite...

    It doesn't to me either, but you lot are quite happy to shovel it down your throats. More sugar with my bacon, garcon! :)
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    Good point Dave. We all speak the same lingo here...

    Good point Dave. We all speak the same lingo here and we should be nice to other members of the Great British Empire. :UK:

    Now, the French. What have the French ever done for us?
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    Well, the "credit" is most definitely America's...

    Well, the "credit" is most definitely America's for adding fucking pancakes and ice cream to the combination.

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    Would sir like a flake with his bacon and eggs? Maybe some Orios?...
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