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  1. fvcking hell Snubles! Get of your fat pissed...

    fvcking hell Snubles!

    Get of your fat pissed up arse and stop chatting up the goats.

    Do your job and sling Ant and his fan club outside...
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    Indeed, many positives here thus far. Quality...

    Indeed, many positives here thus far.
    Quality time with family.
    Plenty of cycling.
    Paid retained leave.
    Cut down smoking to a few a day.
  3. 24/7 lock in ladies and Gentlemen! Mendip and...

    24/7 lock in ladies and Gentlemen!

    Mendip and Aging one are in charge of the Buffet.

    Fishlocker is DJ.

    Bsnub is the bouncer/door man


    Luigi is shagging goats around the back.
  4. Show there's no hard feelings Jacko and do a...

    Show there's no hard feelings Jacko and do a strip on the pool table, maybe fire a few balls out of your rear in Willys direction.

    Who's up for dropping a 5 baht coin in a pint pot from their arse...
  5. Hey Jacko you thieving Scouse twat,put my coin...

    Hey Jacko you thieving Scouse twat,put my coin back on the pool table or outside now!:)
  6. Was hoping to use them for the Hong Thong/Sang...

    Was hoping to use them for the Hong Thong/Sang Som fish bowls.:smileylaughing:
  7. We have Loy Toy's buckets full of Dettol out the...

    We have Loy Toy's buckets full of Dettol out the back, feel free to take a dip if you want protection.

    You have to sink 5 Jager bombs then a bucket of Dettol then you are good to mingle in the...
  8. Oi Hal did you spill my pint? Who's that...

    Oi Hal did you spill my pint?

    Who's that lightweight asleep under the pool table already?

    Party games anyone?

    Pin the tail on the goat or ride the greasy camel...
  9. Teakdoor Lock down party at Mai Arse

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2014/02/41.jpg


    In honour of todays birthday occasion, Betty Boo can get the first round in....

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    It's gonna put a lot of robbing bastard care...

    It's gonna put a lot of robbing bastard care homes out of business .

    Those care homes are more protected than the Crown Jewels.
    1000 a week for a jam sandwich and all day in front of the...
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    Hal thinks he's Jamie fooking...

    Hal thinks he's Jamie fooking Oliver!:smileylaughing:

    Nice starter, now where's the roast Guinea Pig ,chips and gravy main course?
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    Cow pat guy or Chicken fried rice... 47682

    Cow pat guy or Chicken fried rice...
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  13. A marathon 4 hour game of Monopoly tonight that...

    A marathon 4 hour game of Monopoly tonight that didn't end in blood shed.
    The eldest won everything and had every hotel on the board at the end.
    Time to chill out now...
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    Sticky: Girl in my daughter's school year came back from...

    Girl in my daughter's school year came back from Tenerife a couple of weeks back and didn't self isolate.
    Her Granddad died of Covid19 today.

    We know a whole family who didn't self isolate quick...
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    Try again..bit pissed.... 47634 47635

    Try again..bit pissed....
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    A Covid lockdown special at Chez Chitty tonight!...

    A Covid lockdown special at Chez Chitty tonight!

    I present to the world....


    The Beef Ravioli Manwich
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    Imagine self isolating in a dry country? No...

    Imagine self isolating in a dry country?

    No wonder Cyrille is off his head:smileylaughing:
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    The lawyer who acted for Alex Salmond during his...

    The lawyer who acted for Alex Salmond during his sex assault trial is to be investigated after claims he described him as a "sex pest" and a bully.

    Gordon Jackson QC was caught on video making...
  19. We also got creative today with our NHS posters,...

    We also got creative today with our NHS posters, nearly every house in the UK has these placed in the Windows showing support for the National Health Service workers..
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    No school...
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    Looks like something you'd entertain yourself...

    Looks like something you'd entertain yourself with on a Saturday night Hal you Gobshite:)

    Yesterdays Sunday dinner, full size pic and on the correct day.

    Seem to have lost a day this week.

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    Sunday Roast today, Hal will be cacking his...

    Sunday Roast today, Hal will be cacking his keks...
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    Surely I have redeemed myself?
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBs92v2KEg4...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBs92v2KEg4

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTDtcp3VAXw

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-3TVeUBtj8
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    Sticky: https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/03/1036....

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/03/1036.jpg
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    Sticky: We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place...

    We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place last night (I won't name them yet in case it goes to court) got it home placed it on kitchen work top and as I was getting plates , I heard the bags...
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    You should have seen those tentacles flapping...

    You should have seen those tentacles flapping around in the pan, it was as if it had come back to life.

    I reckon Withnail would be on that like a car bonnet:)
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    Dreadful stuff and gives a hangover from hell, on...

    Dreadful stuff and gives a hangover from hell, on a par with Red Wine.

    Then again if you've got a drought on, then needs must.

    I've restocked today after doing a months supply of grog in a...
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    Nice one! 12, Minions

    Nice one!

    12, Minions
  28. So far all positive, won't post details otherwise...

    So far all positive, won't post details otherwise i'll jinx it all.
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    Cheers, a lot of my pics are from the Derbyshire...

    Cheers, a lot of my pics are from the Derbyshire area.

    A couple more,breaking speed limits...
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    Look no hands!Appears im riding on a Penny Farthing:)
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    Afraid not, do not fear I shall be a rocking...

    Afraid not, do not fear I shall be a rocking around the clock tonight...
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    A Cryptic quiz for TDCSI...

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    All floating on a sea of baked beans, nice... ...

    All floating on a sea of baked beans, nice...

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    One in one out at the supermarkets now, managed...

    One in one out at the supermarkets now, managed to purchase abottle of Famous Grouse for tonight.

    Gotta feel for the shoplifters, there's fvck all left to nick:)
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    Its dry at Chez Chitty, going out masked and...

    Its dry at Chez Chitty, going out masked and gloved up for a raid on Sids shed tonight.:)

    What's this "house party" malarky?
    No dipping out on rounds by nipping to the toilets then..
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    I'm having that in the morning minus the pepper...

    I'm having that in the morning minus the pepper and jam:)
  36. Singapore has managed to ramp up its import of...

    Singapore has managed to ramp up its import of eggs and food items from other countries in the past two days, Trade and Industry Minister Chan Chun Sing said yesterday.

    About 70 per cent of eggs...
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    Sticky: Cycling is a safe self isolating exercise. You...

    Cycling is a safe self isolating exercise.
    You need to crank it up on your home cycle and feel the burn lardy☺ booyakasha:bananaman:
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    Stir fried Aberdeen Angus 28 day matured beef...

    Stir fried Aberdeen Angus 28 day matured beef with fresh vegetables and lashings of garlic and ginger in Oyster sauce. Served on a half moon bed of sweet Thai Jasmine rice..
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    You can hear a pin drop out there! This has to...

    You can hear a pin drop out there!

    This has to be the quietest Friday in living history.

    FVCK it!!!

    I'm getting onit like a car bonnet, then I'm gonna mix it up with some James Blunt and a...
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    :smileylaughing: You're building up a...

    :smileylaughing:

    You're building up a tolerance to alcohol along with the rest of the UK population at the moment:)
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    Thanks MM, It's nice to escape the madness for...

    Thanks MM,

    It's nice to escape the madness for a few hours in the fresh air and sun.
    Make the most of your locale and get peddling.
    It's great for your health as you well know.

    You posted up...
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    Sticky: Everyone needs to stay at home to flatten the...

    Everyone needs to stay at home to flatten the curve otherwise our doctors will be making horrible decisions about who lives and dies , as is the case with Spain now.
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    Outstanding pic Troy! How close did you get?

    Outstanding pic Troy!

    How close did you get?
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    Sticky: I know! A friend in Spain mentioned it on FB....

    I know!

    A friend in Spain mentioned it on FB.

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    Sticky: I heard 65 is the cut off age for treatment in...

    I heard 65 is the cut off age for treatment in Spain now!

    Anyone over 65 gets sedated till they pass away...
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    Sticky: taly has recorded 969 new coronavirus deaths, its...

    taly has recorded 969 new coronavirus deaths, its highest daily figure in the outbreak so far.
    It means 9,134 people have now died from the virus in the country.
    Earlier World Health Organization...
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    Sticky: Another two hours of lung and thigh bursting...

    Another two hours of lung and thigh bursting cardio today.

    Carn't beat a sunny cycle with no cars on the road:)
  48. Is this a yolk? I'm sure the locals are...

    Is this a yolk?

    I'm sure the locals are eggstatic☺
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    I agree you could make some money from your...

    I agree you could make some money from your talent,excellent and funny!
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