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  1. I am surprised the grub has not tripped and hit...

    I am surprised the grub has not tripped and hit his head against a brick wall before now.
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    Same as Climate change.

    Same as Climate change.
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    I'm with KT Castrol R and fast bikes , can't hurt...

    I'm with KT Castrol R and fast bikes , can't hurt yourself falling off you are already dead.
  4. I hope the next excuse From some jerk is " I'm...

    I hope the next excuse From some jerk is " I'm too poor to know its wrong to steal".
  5. I figure the mongrel should have the Star of...

    I figure the mongrel should have the Star of David branded into his forehead .
  6. Thread: MOTOGP

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    After kicking Marquez off his bike I was pleased...

    After kicking Marquez off his bike I was pleased to see the wog come off but unhappy he was able to walk away.
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    The indian most likely added a 0 to all of the...

    The indian most likely added a 0 to all of the above amounts as the amounts stated would most likely be all he would spend including airfares.
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    I bet that python is glad the cupid stunt cant...

    I bet that python is glad the cupid stunt cant throw it about any more.
  9. What could possibly go wrong?

    What could possibly go wrong?
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    Not a bloody one , I have seen the crap you post...

    Not a bloody one , I have seen the crap you post before.
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    Crank Call- hilarious, More like Crank poster -...

    Crank Call- hilarious, More like Crank poster - Idiot. Black fart you are a complete waste of oxygen , please stop stealing it from sane people.
  12. Serve them right , 60 Minutes , a bunch of...

    Serve them right , 60 Minutes , a bunch of shitstirring smart arses , let them rot.
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    Better off riding the fucker , who cares what it...

    Better off riding the fucker , who cares what it looks like.
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    200 plus years ago the Poms invaded / settlled...

    200 plus years ago the Poms invaded / settlled the place , If there is any claims to be settled / apologies to be made, the fukin Poms should step up to the plate , not the the innocent descendants...
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    Phuket braces for flood of Indian semen There...

    Phuket braces for flood of Indian semen
    There fixed that for you.
  16. This appointment could get very expensive if a...

    This appointment could get very expensive if a bidding war starts.
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    The cop cant be blamed , does he ask is that a...

    The cop cant be blamed , does he ask is that a phone or a gun ? By then he is dead if the second option.
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    Had to have a giggle myself , of all things to...

    Had to have a giggle myself , of all things to pack with explosives why a lawn mower? All shrapnel , from cast base to mower blades . Natural selection , more guns and explosives to everyone.
  19. Not our Terry is it?

    Not our Terry is it?
  20. And the Taliban are the Pricks that put out press...

    And the Taliban are the Pricks that put out press releases that women and kids are killed that they hold as hostages in their fortresses when the allies bomb then , I think TRump has the right idea ,...
  21. Prolly more like the fukwit was trying to prove...

    Prolly more like the fukwit was trying to prove to himself he was as good as Marquez and didn't see the young lady on the scooter.
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    Just judging his posts and Patsys posts , he does...

    Just judging his posts and Patsys posts , he does not come close to being half the person Patsy is .
    RIP Steveun.
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    Iv'e got you pegged dog - 5 ft 2 in with a 2 inch...

    Iv'e got you pegged dog - 5 ft 2 in with a 2 inch appendage , 60lbs wringing wet . But none of that matters when you get behind your keyboard ,you can be a big tough prick with the emphasis on prick.
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    Give it a break kuntjo every one knows you are a...

    Give it a break kuntjo every one knows you are a smart arse kunt now , why not fuk off?
  25. What would happen if one of them wasn't fukin...

    What would happen if one of them wasn't fukin cranky?
  26. ^Was not expecting to get caught.

    ^Was not expecting to get caught.
  27. The main issue here is the saffron scum didn't...

    The main issue here is the saffron scum didn't like the opposition.
  28. I'll fix your quote Bobo "Some people don't...

    I'll fix your quote Bobo "Some people don't deserve lives".
  29. Murpheys law the Benz didn't catch fire. ...

    Murpheys law the Benz didn't catch fire. Travelling at at least twice the speed of surrounding traffic what did the chickenhedad think would happen?
  30. If the scumbag doesn't like solitary , put him in...

    If the scumbag doesn't like solitary , put him in general population and see how he likes that ,fuk him.
  31. Could make for some very embarassing bag searches...

    Could make for some very embarassing bag searches at airports for some ladies.
  32. Thread: Thai Proverbs

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    I have a faint suspicion that Withnall made the...

    I have a faint suspicion that Withnall made the strawberry breezer one up, I may be wrong.
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    Instead of kicking the perp in the head , the...

    Instead of kicking the perp in the head , the bollocks would have been a good option, he obviously had not much in the head to damage.
  34. The biggest miracle of the lot would be if they...

    The biggest miracle of the lot would be if they found an RC priest who wasn't a kiddy fiddler.
  35. Long term kidney and lung problems and afraid he...

    Long term kidney and lung problems and afraid he might die there ,did he expect to not die in Aus ? But he would not have had to pay for his care. Fuk him , should not have been let into the refugee...
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    LT Pearce is definitely a retard and Blues...

    LT Pearce is definitely a retard and Blues supporters are morons , so I suppose you are right , Wrong thread.
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    Boo do you really think it is "polite" to piss on...

    Boo do you really think it is "polite" to piss on anyones couch much less some chick you have just invited yourself to her party and then tried to shag her , then tried to shag her dog , in my book...
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    May be one of the fatboys mini nukes went off.

    May be one of the fatboys mini nukes went off.
  39. "Actuall not" But not the spelling award.

    "Actuall not" But not the spelling award.
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    But obviously seats not bullet proof , I feel...

    But obviously seats not bullet proof , I feel that somebody is about to get sued.
  41. "every one of their rockets and missiles have hit...

    "every one of their rockets and missiles have hit their targets" according to fat boy, but he did not declare how big the target was , 1sq mile --10 sq mile- 100 sq mile ,
    Be interesting if he does...
  42. Thread: NRL 2015

    by Ozcol
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    Give Bwucey a break LT he only posts his crap on...

    Give Bwucey a break LT he only posts his crap on sport threads.
  43. "Miniaturised nuclear warheads", They will match...

    "Miniaturised nuclear warheads", They will match KJU's brain perfectly.
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    First time I have been on this thread for a while...

    First time I have been on this thread for a while , sad to see you blokes still carry on with your crap and coloured squiggles and pretend you know what you are on about.
  45. ^ Yep as would I , but you and I are not Hiso...

    ^ Yep as would I , but you and I are not Hiso Thais.
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    "There really are some sick bastards out there ,...

    "There really are some sick bastards out there , shame they can reproduce."
    Naptownmike , was that referring to the the parents or Cujos comment ?
  47. Does that mean if you start an internet account...

    Does that mean if you start an internet account to fund getting some idiot home or to get repaired , will you have to get a licence?
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    I just hope the mother and the arsehole boyfriend...

    I just hope the mother and the arsehole boyfriend get the karma due to them.
  49. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Sorry Dog if it didn't tickle your fancy or...

    Sorry Dog if it didn't tickle your fancy or whatever you like tickled , but I thought it wasn't bad .
  50. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: I tried to grab hold of some fog , but I mist.

    I tried to grab hold of some fog , but I mist.
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