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    Yeah, it must be fucking awful. Good job...

    Yeah, it must be fucking awful.

    Good job you're so loyal.

    Must be decades since you missed a game, eh?

    :rolleyes:
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    Looks as worth anyone's time as anything he's...

    Looks as worth anyone's time as anything he's posted ever.


    Oh sorry, I meant 'Bo Squiddly has tit record with 'You Broke My Fart' front bottoms'...for...fucking...decades.

    :sleeping:
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    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/30/article...

    https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/30/article-1090579-02A2B2BC000005DC-474_468x318.jpg

    Supporters Club Supremo - got too much on to go.

    Ighlights 'll be on youtube tomorrah anywaaay.
    ...
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    'Gotta wash my hair' 'Bins are emptied...

    'Gotta wash my hair'

    'Bins are emptied tomorrow'

    'Love Island is on'

    :D

    Kevin Parker has the sort of name that just might never be forgotten.
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    No. Is English your first language?

    No.

    Is English your first language?
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    It must be pretty beautiful these days. You...

    It must be pretty beautiful these days.

    You must be the internet's least successful smartarse, Harriet. :sad:
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    Poll: Over ten thousand posts.

    Over ten thousand posts.
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    I've been wrestling with this concept for two...

    I've been wrestling with this concept for two days now.
  9. Thread: Dinner

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    I just scrolled up and saw a picture shutree had...

    I just scrolled up and saw a picture shutree had quoted.

    Got to 'what is in that little plastic tub?' and thought 'armstrong'.

    Well, not in that little plastic tub obvs.



    It's utter dog...
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    Right, So Can Anyone Explain This?

    ...because it might as well be written in Klingon as far as I'm concerned...and because of that I'm interested.



    If you could also explain what happens in 'bitcoin mining' that would be ace. :D
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    Odsonne Édouard scored two goals on debut as a...

    Odsonne Édouard scored two goals on debut as a substitute for Crystal Palace last weekend.

    Without googling (Neville!) who was the last player to do that in the Premiership?
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    Yup - taking Arab coin...unforgiveable.

    Yup - taking Arab coin...unforgiveable.
  13. The Governor of Bangkok says that even a mid-...

    The Governor of Bangkok says that even a mid- month reopening won’t happen.

    He adds that he’ll make the decision.

    So as usual, left hand knows not what right hand is doing.
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    ^^Meh - nobody’s even mentioned the Carabao Cup...

    ^^Meh - nobody’s even mentioned the Carabao Cup vs Wycombe, nor would anyone take the piss out of a low attendance. That’s a total red herring.

    But arguing that it’s tougher for City fans to find...
  15. Boris being held to account by his predecessor...

    Boris being held to account by his predecessor Theresa May on this - Chinese feelings might be hurted.
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    Umm...no.

    Umm...no.
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    So the famous river will be the Nile, and he's in...

    So the famous river will be the Nile, and he's in Cairo.
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    :smileylaughing: Way out of your depth there.

    :smileylaughing:

    Way out of your depth there.
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    And the first half was mediocre.

    And the first half was mediocre.
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    More laughable whining from City fans. :D ...

    More laughable whining from City fans. :D



    Manchester City fans tell Pep Guardiola to stick to coaching after support plea | Manchester City | The Guardian
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    Well you admit to about three sips a day, so you...

    Well you admit to about three sips a day, so you should be good for life. :D
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    Not so sure about that. Parodying the worst...

    Not so sure about that.

    Parodying the worst leader since Hitler might well have been pretty tough.
  24. Did he actually even claim his coffee was any...

    Did he actually even claim his coffee was any good?

    You might be waiting a while.

    This bloke makes djpat seem like Mark Weins. :D
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    Manchester City: Pep Guardiola's call for more...

    Manchester City: Pep Guardiola's call for more home fans 'uncalled for', says supporters group

    A leading Manchester City supporters group says manager Pep Guardiola's call for more fans to attend...
  26. Thread: Dirty Jokes.

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    Jeez..there was me hoping you'd found a gag on...

    Jeez..there was me hoping you'd found a gag on one of your raunchy cheerleader sites. :D
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    Personally I think Thailand might just be...

    Personally I think Thailand might just be struggling a little more with its status in the world than the Philippines is.

    So many Filipinos have travelled overseas to work over the last 40 years,...
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    5 from me. And Godfather of Harlem is getting...

    5 from me.

    And Godfather of Harlem is getting dumped again. :D
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    Hardly surprising is it. Does it need to be...

    Hardly surprising is it.

    Does it need to be noted that they're a bit of 'rag bag' mix?

    I don't think so.

    Let me guess though...things still look pretty shit, especially for women.
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    That Afghani bloke shaving off his yard-long...

    That Afghani bloke shaving off his yard-long beard without a second thought, with encouragement from his Arab mates - just wouldn't happen. :D

    It could have made a good scene with some great...
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    Blimey, I'd forgotten this was pretty much from...

    Blimey, I'd forgotten this was pretty much from your 'hood snubs.

    Apologies. :D
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    ...and in other news, nicki minaj does not have a...

    ...and in other news, nicki minaj does not have a relative in Trinidad with swollen testicles caused by COVID vaccines.
  33. Just curious, St. Dub...what was 'stupid' about...

    Just curious, St. Dub...what was 'stupid' about that post? :D
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    That looks really tasty. I can understand how...

    That looks really tasty.

    I can understand how Miso might become addictive, and does any other noodle come close to egg noodles?
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    Yeah, that looks like some sweet timing. Great...

    Yeah, that looks like some sweet timing.

    Great pics!
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    No problem. One nick for 15 years, for better...

    No problem.

    One nick for 15 years, for better or for worse.



    Cliches about drunkenness on a thread about nationalists.

    Funny coming from an Irishman. :D
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    Yeah, those would be the only two possibilities, eh?

    :rolleyes:

    :fart:
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    Just a topic for bored elderly ex-forces types to...

    Just a topic for bored elderly ex-forces types to vent on really, isn’t it.

    I do wonder how content switch would have been if raised on Rommel Street, Hessfield, United Hitlerdom though.
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    One might be forgiven for thinking Thailand is an...

    One might be forgiven for thinking Thailand is an organisatonal basket case even in comparison to the Philippines.

    :sad:
  40. :D How very French. Would they have had...

    :D

    How very French.

    Would they have had cute headlights and a roof that let in water?
  41. If you live anywhere near GJ then the last thing...

    If you live anywhere near GJ then the last thing you’ll want is a noiseless vehicle as you drive by when he’s destroying his letterbox’s will to live.
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    The numbers they are talking about being already vaccinated must include those with double sino.

    ie uselessness x2
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    If he had his iphone with him then you’d...

    If he had his iphone with him then you’d think…oh, never mind. :sad:

    Searching for white socks and sandals got the job done eventually, I guess.
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    Sticky: I suspect that’s the same one already mentioned...

    I suspect that’s the same one already mentioned several days ago.

    If not…hurrah. :D
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    ‘Seinfeld’ & ‘David’. :D

    ‘Seinfeld’ & ‘David’. :D
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    It’s had almost as many repeats as a FaRT post....

    It’s had almost as many repeats as a FaRT post. :sad:

    It is leagues above anything involving a Kardashian though, tbf.
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    Ah yeah, China deserves pandemic-related praise...

    Ah yeah, China deserves pandemic-related praise and no criticism because it recovered well.

    :rolleyes:
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    Cracking spoiler there, DK. :rolleyes: ...

    Cracking spoiler there, DK.

    :rolleyes:

    Watched part one last night and my admittedly already limited interest in part two just waned a little more.
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    Don't they just.

    Don't they just.
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    There’s nothing ironic about you being a...

    There’s nothing ironic about you being a deliberately misleading and disingenuous shit stirrer Numpty, that’s for sure.

    It’s also utterly laughable to suggest that because someone hasn’t changed...
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