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  1. Thread: Name That Car

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    ^ correct

    ^

    correct
  2. Thread: Name That Car

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    ^ errr, enough of these silly...

    ^

    errr, enough of these silly blockheadmobiles, save those for ants thread please, so back in the real world, whats this fine machine.

    (the name is probably part of the jpg file name so no...
  3. s.a. very apt in the case of ageing one as...

    s.a.


    very apt in the case of ageing one as he gurns madly whilst watching his favourite cheerleader porn channel, pulling off violently and cheering victory as a half teaspoonful of watery...
  4. could well be.

    could well be.
  5. he looks north african. just saying like. ...

    he looks north african. just saying like.


    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/09/407.jpg

    not that a shaven headed muscled up tattooed n. african is any more likely to be a rapist than...
  6. Thread: Name That Car

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    Yes, you are right. Its obviously a 70s car.

    Yes, you are right. Its obviously a 70s car.
  7. Thread: Name That Car

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    on a K reg? thats 1992, grille design makes it a...

    on a K reg? thats 1992, grille design makes it a mark 2.
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    raging boner well, at least they can find...

    raging boner



    well, at least they can find the company of real flesh should they wish, instead of furtively pulling off into a mouldy sock whilst drooling to blondeteencheerleaderdeepthroat.com...
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    stains terribly, and is normally sticky.

    stains terribly, and is normally sticky.
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    not sure if you are qualified to be drinking it,...

    not sure if you are qualified to be drinking it, so you could be drinking it under false pretences.


    for max flavour it should brew for 3 minutes, and for max max flavour, yorkshire loose,...
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    semi comatose egyptian monger insisted calloused...

    semi comatose egyptian monger insisted calloused old madame apply tahini over syphilitic erection.
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    there's one or two here crying "r.i.p." for all...

    there's one or two here crying "r.i.p." for all they are worth who really should go back and re-visit the bile, the trolling, the sarcasm and the hurtful shite they posted on wdr's cry for help...
  13. Win is the thai word given to the queue of...

    Win is the thai word given to the queue of motorcycle taxis that line up at the mouths of many sois and outside shopping centres etc.

    A motorcyclist has to be approved by the win leader before...
  14. if the chink had been arrested for not wearing a...

    if the chink had been arrested for not wearing a mask in public, photographing fish without a permit, serving a customer in his wifes bar, an immigration overstay or any one of the hundreds of...
  15. inspector clousseau exactly. Q. so...

    inspector clousseau



    exactly.

    Q. so why did they move the body?
    A. because they are dumb chickenheads.

    i was prepared to give you the benefit of the doubt when you returned to teak...
  16. don't want to interrupt business, not even for a...

    don't want to interrupt business, not even for a few minutes, so best remove the mangled corpse from the shopping area and treat it with the respect it deserves by dumping it in the back of a pick up...
  17. in the thai used car market you certainly wont...

    in the thai used car market you certainly wont get much for 55000 baht, as the above news item confirms, and certainly not enough to guarantee a trouble free journey from ang thong to sattahip.

    he...
  18. Such a fucked up police force in birmingham. ...

    Such a fucked up police force in birmingham.

    Despite walking around stabbing people for over 2 hours before disappearing in a city festooned with cctv cameras everywhere, the police waited nearly...
  19. :smileylaughing: When it comes to dreaming up...

    :smileylaughing:

    When it comes to dreaming up obscure ways of fleecing foreigners, you have to admit, the thais are world leaders.
  20. The thai have i believe achieved global...

    The thai have i believe achieved global domination in the fields of soap and vegetable carving.
  21. when 2 sub-saharan fuzzy wuzzies and a...

    when 2 sub-saharan fuzzy wuzzies and a chickenhead get together, always expect a mega scam.
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    they should have waited until he was back in the...

    they should have waited until he was back in the country before issuing the new warrant.
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    yearly earnings allowed roberta luxury yashmaks.

    yearly earnings allowed roberta luxury yashmaks.
  24. stupid boxer probably took too many to the head...

    stupid boxer probably took too many to the head leaving him with poor muscular co-ordination and vertigo.

    stepped out on to the dark balcony for a cigarette, disorientated because of the height,...
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    Nations abhor treaties, including obscure NATO...

    Nations abhor treaties, including obscure NATO signatories.
  26. well, this thread has certainly brought out all...

    well, this thread has certainly brought out all of teak doors locker room loudmouths, misogynists, impotents, perverts, onanists, closet gays and back slapping circle jerking micro-penised losers.
    ...
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    ah i see. an extremist who kills 50+ and had...

    ah i see.

    an extremist who kills 50+ and had planned on killing many more suddenly disavows his beliefs and is now to be believed.
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    i doubt if he will suffer, he has been a prisoner...

    i doubt if he will suffer, he has been a prisoner of his obsessions for the past few years and now he will be a prisoner of the state. he considers himself a martyr, serving the cause. he will be...
  29. for many tourists who fall foul of corrupt...

    for many tourists who fall foul of corrupt police, obsessive immigration officials and nasty minded locals, thai prisons are already very much a tourist destination.

    meanwhile thai prisoners...
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    sadists always delight in smelling their subjects.

    sadists always delight in smelling their subjects.
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    nightmare involving giant halibut tormented marie...

    nightmare involving giant halibut tormented marie after rockfish extravaganza.
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    supposedly, ursula performs prolonged oral sex,...

    supposedly, ursula performs prolonged oral sex, expecting dollars, lira & yen.
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    spinsters prefer intercourse, never slow...

    spinsters prefer intercourse, never slow titillation. enthusiastic rapid shagging.
  34. that question is best addressed to the soi dog...

    that question is best addressed to the soi dog foundation.
  35. Wake up at the back there Barry, it means that on...

    Wake up at the back there Barry, it means that on top of their own expenses they may partly assist with the costs of the volunteers normal travel expenses.
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    UK prisons are full of lowlife raghead scum like...

    UK prisons are full of lowlife raghead scum like this prick and he will be treated like a hero by them.

    but with any luck he will get cornered by some white lads one day and be showered with...
  37. 2 minutes silence please for bsnub.

    2 minutes silence please for bsnub.
  38. cyrille the article posted was taken...

    cyrille




    the article posted was taken from "the nation", and the english used was certainly not the english of "some 19 year old uni student moonlighting"

    the thai police would have used...
  39. the perceptiveness, shrewdness and intelligence...

    the perceptiveness, shrewdness and intelligence of the royal thai police never fails to astonish.
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    suppers unquestionably provide peoples epicurian...

    suppers unquestionably provide peoples epicurian refreshment self-indulgently
  41. Thread: Name That Car

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    a nicely kitted out austin westminster a95, of...

    a nicely kitted out austin westminster a95, of 1950's vintage.
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    snakes never attack khaki european spoonbills

    snakes never attack khaki european spoonbills
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    pammy the hat .... and that confirms...

    pammy the hat




    .... and that confirms your status as an honorary chickenhead. no surprise there though.
  44. Thread: Name That Car

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    putins limo is made by a russian car company, i...

    putins limo is made by a russian car company, i dont know the name, but the design is similar to the rolls royce phantom. the logo on the wheel trims were the giveaway, and the appearance of a...
  45. Thread: Name That Car

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    The black drophead is russian, looks like one of...

    The black drophead is russian, looks like one of putins cars.
  46. This happens with alarming regularity in...

    This happens with alarming regularity in thailand.

    The thoughtlessness, carelessness and stupidity of those given positions of responsibility in thailand is beyond comprehension, and that they are...
  47. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/08/210.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/08/210.jpg
  48. ^ in these uncertain times its a million baht...

    ^
    in these uncertain times its a million baht gamble only an idiot would bet on.
  49. chickenhead women love this kind of shit, lazada...

    chickenhead women love this kind of shit, lazada and facebook are full of these snake oil "natural" healing/wellbeing products.

    in the western world its gwynneth paltrow with her "smell my minge"...
  50. taking into account the negligible detective and...

    taking into account the negligible detective and forensic skills displayed by the average thai policeman, merely throwing evidence out of ones apartment window and hoping for it to be overlooked...
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