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  1. Was that his brains splashing on the floor after...

    Was that his brains splashing on the floor after it exploded?
  2. I lived in deep MaeWang up north for a bit. ...

    I lived in deep MaeWang up north for a bit. Didn't see a foreigner for three months and just spoke a bit of pidgin Thai with a few relatives of the wife.

    Drove me bat shit crazy and I nicked the...
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    dynamite been here in the uk with me for 5 years...

    How's pinknpanties?[/QUOTE]
    dynamite been here in the uk with me for 5 years now. since had our second child too
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    Nothings changed on here, still clicking and...

    Nothings changed on here, still clicking and reading inane shit; rinse and repeat until you find a thread where someones throwing their shit out of the cot....:bananaman:
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    Kid goes to the fridge grabs a yogurt and cant...

    Kid goes to the fridge grabs a yogurt and cant open it..

    "Fucking shitty Lid" says the kid.

    "Wheres he get that from!" Says mother.

    I said From the fucking fridge you daft cnut"
  6. Fuk me it's Jet Li :flameme:

    Fuk me it's Jet Li :flameme:
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    18 with the outside box

    18 with the outside box
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    The joke was shit.... TD is for...

    The joke was shit.... TD is for intellectuals..... now back to solving the riddle :bananaman:
  9. Dunno how people can mix all that shit together,...

    Dunno how people can mix all that shit together, you'd be pissing diesel and your body screaming for you to stop the punishment. Apparently the Red Bull masks it over...fuk that.

    Stick to a few...
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    Thats doing the social media rounds here, ...

    Thats doing the social media rounds here,

    that car is more than likely a burnt out wreck by now so no evidence will be found that way

    Hope they catch the cnuts soon
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    Get yourself involved with some friendly banter...

    Get yourself involved with some friendly banter with Ant Robertson
  12. Shouldn't feel so bad when England get beat in...

    Shouldn't feel so bad when England get beat in football, cricket, tennis etc.

    looks like the Japs invented Sumo but others have mastered it :bananaman:
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    Coventry beat Peterbrough 3-2 this season after...

    Coventry beat Peterbrough 3-2 this season after being 2 nil down at half time was goodWatching us hammer Millwall 4 nil away at the start of the season was specialEvery season you get "best ever...
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    yeah well done - all you had to do was click the...

    yeah well done - all you had to do was click the pic
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/01/1293.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2016/01/1293.jpg
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    Chesterfield

    Chesterfield
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    Mmmmmh posted scat in the food forum pissed up...

    That thread with the solar panels was a hoot.



    Met Scampy years back. I liked the guy he was a foking wildcard[/quote]


    ...and Mr Pot, yes?
    Whatta character he was.
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    Just found this thread on google. Brings back...

    Just found this thread on google. Brings back some memories



    That thread with the solar panels was a hoot.



    Met Scampy years back. I liked the guy he was a foking wildcard
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    Only read the first two pages.... but hey going...

    Only read the first two pages.... but hey going to a broad for some action in those neck of the woods I considered no more than a service no different than taking the car to the garage and getting...
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    woodpecker with rubber lips :D

    glass hammer??? chocolate teapot???[/quote]

    My bad. You are right.

    Can I go with "tits on a bull"?[/quote]

    woodpecker with rubber lips :D
  21. Had some homemade lao khao in a village near...

    Had some homemade lao khao in a village near Chiang Mai, I was spewing my ring both ends for nearly 3 days. Apparently it had a extra ingrediant in it that has the poison skull on it like...
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    glass hammer??? chocolate teapot???

    glass hammer??? chocolate teapot???
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    I had the pleasure of using the Uk's rail network...

    You would think so, but not so sure in UK now. I know I grew up in an era when we were paranoid about left bags, for good reason.

    Last year or so at the end of my UK trip, I was checking in at...
  24. They killed the pilot a month ago, they timed the...

    They killed the pilot a month ago, they timed the video with the kings visit to the US with it being highly produced and edited. They want to be invaded, they want to die as martyrs. As well as being...
  25. Well I've just watched the full video and it's...

    Well I've just watched the full video and it's truly horrific. Beyond anything I've seen before. These sick fuckers really need to wiped of the face of the earth.
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    Easter island

    Easter island
  27. well they were successful in dismantling the bomb...

    well they were successful in dismantling the bomb with a blowtorch. just into 20, 000 pieces over a two mile radius. :rofl:
  28. its impossible to shake if something gets stuck...

    its impossible to shake if something gets stuck :cmn:
  29. fucking superstar in my wife's village but a kee...

    fucking superstar in my wife's village but a kee mao. even when I stole her uncles motorcycle to meet mobs in chiang mai they were cool with me:chitown:
  30. lucky escape for those two

    lucky escape for those two
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    im supporting Gibraltar. just coming in to this...

    im supporting Gibraltar. just coming in to this of a decent 0-0 draw with Slovakia
  32. He's wearing a liverpool shirt and fifa 14 comes...

    He's wearing a liverpool shirt and fifa 14 comes with the x box. Not a personal buy then
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    Ahh the Philippines. Great memories of palawan...

    Ahh the Philippines. Great memories of palawan island, manila nightlife and the paradise island I proposed to my wife on...

    Then I got wasted with the locals and lost my camera and all the photos
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    Really???:deadhorsebig:

    Specially when posted in the cooking section.[/QUOTE]

    Really???:deadhorsebig:
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    I've got some good friends here who are polish...

    I've got some good friends here who are polish that I work with. I can't really fault them for their sincerity and hard work. They do keep away from other poles here though who are just here to hoard...
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    Never noticed it; suprised that I ordered some...

    Never noticed it; suprised that I ordered some black rubber fists and ball gags a moment ago - very intresting post it was.
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    Never noticed any of these problems of immigraton...

    Never noticed any of these problems of immigraton in the UK - maybe I live in a nice part. Tax is my major bugbear
  38. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: BBC Radio Presenter Fail - Mistakenly reads out...

    BBC Radio Presenter Fail - Mistakenly reads out Jimmy Savile Joke Live on Air - YouTube
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    Next farang is gonna be pissed up and fall off a...

    Next farang is gonna be pissed up and fall off a songtaew
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    Cold water is the key. Dip your nuts in some ice...

    Cold water is the key. Dip your nuts in some ice cold water till they harden up. Makes the shaving much easier and less likely to cut yourself.
  41. I had some of this shit and was told later that...

    If what you are saying is true, then thousands of thais would be dropping over dead after just ONE DRINK. You know why? It's because of what I already told you: the amount of parathion needed to kill...
  42. Why is there no Mobile version of this forum?

    I've noticed other forums I use convert to a mobile version when accessed from my phone. Why not Teakdoor - just intrigured to know?
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    And then you started teaching English...

    And then you started teaching English :smileylaughing:
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    Here in the Uk all I can say is that its been...

    Here in the Uk all I can say is that its been amazing
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    a butt that could be discussed forever; I'm a...

    a butt that could be discussed forever; I'm a sure liker

    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

    Do you think she takes it up the pipe per chance? I reckon she's a goer
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    Go out get shitfaced - I am; happy B'day to me -...

    Go out get shitfaced - I am; happy B'day to me - so have a drink for me
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2012/04/1925.j...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2012/04/1925.jpg
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    I seem to attract fights in Thailand, just never...

    I seem to attract fights in Thailand, just never been directly involved but just there.

    I had a couple of threads under my Mr. Pot nick with footage
  49. Fuck all at the airport might as well be in...

    Fuck all at the airport might as well be in Kuwait. I had to sleep in KLLCT for 14 hours once waiting for some money after losing 40k B on the flight. Foking shithole and the KLI ain't much better...
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    I've waited longer departing than arriving. seems...

    I've waited longer departing than arriving. seems odd - never waited long arriving ever; just pace it off the plane and hit lucky I s'pose
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