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    Say no to the clap. Anyways, not posted on here 4...

    Say no to the clap. Anyways, not posted on here 4 a while. I've just woken up from a self induced coma, and I find myself here in this stinking hot foreign land full of different looking, and...
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    Proper hardcore stuff there bro. I'm off to get...

    Proper hardcore stuff there bro. I'm off to get the clap like innit bruv u get me?
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    Anyways, I've got one member brave enough to meet...

    Anyways, I've got one member brave enough to meet me, and I will shout him a beer for that. I am actually a really normal person, but the internet turns me into what I would describe as a massive...
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    Lanzergrotty. What u doin there mate, and how...

    Lanzergrotty. What u doin there mate, and how much for luv u long time?
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    I'm heading down to the big smoke

    I am leaving the insecurity of my hideout in the north and will be in the big smoke soon (if I make it like innit bruv)

    If anyone wants to meet up and buy me a few beers, maybe pay for a barfine...
  6. I offer a service called 'rent a friend' I...

    I offer a service called 'rent a friend'

    I will meet you anywhere in LOS and stay and be your friend for a minimum of 3 hours.

    3000 baht an hour plus you pay for all the drinks and food.

    If...
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    ^ Yeah but u can smoke MAJOR WEED in the DAM,...

    ^
    Yeah but u can smoke MAJOR WEED in the DAM, bro, so dey be cool
  8. Not really fair if I'm there mate - I'm ex...

    Not really fair if I'm there mate - I'm ex special forces and an 8 time world muay thai champ.
  9. Don't ever go to a teakdoor meetup then, mate.

    Don't ever go to a teakdoor meetup then, mate.
  10. Think, look, act and feel like a hiso and you're...

    Think, look, act and feel like a hiso and you're a hiso who is able to shag the guts out of stunning hiso girls in their hiso condos or even hiso sportscars and one major benefit of giving a hiso a...
  11. I think Davis talk sense about his fellow...

    I think Davis talk sense about his fellow countrymen.

    The only problem I have with them is when in a bar setting their voice/accent seem to overpower/drown-out everyone else's and that god-awful...
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    ^ Pattaya

    ^
    Pattaya
  13. I was jokingly suggesting that you should be...

    :banhim11:[/quote][/quote]

    I was jokingly suggesting that you should be banned for your constant abuse of the world's greatest language. Here's the boring part:

    • should of - very wrong and...
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    Probably the 'no money no honey' brigade that...

    Probably the 'no money no honey' brigade that talk shit about the country. It sucks living on mama noodles and having to masturbate.
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    :banhim11:
  16. I was in Nam

    I was in Nam
  17. Ham & Mustard is a flavour only for poofters.

    Ham & Mustard is a flavour only for poofters.
  18. Nuff said...

    Nuff said...
  19. Innit, toffs making shit music.

    Innit, toffs making shit music.
  20. I had a little chuckle when I heard that ISIS...

    I had a little chuckle when I heard that ISIS have got a fucking Twitter account...
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    People in wheelchairs.

    People in wheelchairs.
  22. Not old, not retired, not a fart. I'm a lean,...

    Not old, not retired, not a fart. I'm a lean, mean roundhouse machine who is a hit with the ladies (bargirls).
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    I know - it can be a winner when done proper but...

    I know - it can be a winner when done proper but I've seen some lame offerings in the past; the batter looks like processed American cheese and not big, fluffy and crispy. Fucking criminal.
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    Never been to Stoke but I would put my life...

    Never been to Stoke but I would put my life savings on it being a fcuking shithole with fat ugly birds pushing pushchairs whilst eating crisps or chips from the chippy - maybe with a sausage in...
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    Jowls and looking like an ugly old turkey plus...

    Jowls and looking like an ugly old turkey plus old guys can't roundhouse.
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    Technically yes - dude liked to get bummed by...

    Was DJ Pat a woofter?[/quote]

    Technically yes - dude liked to get bummed by ladyboys.
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    WTF is all this about then?

    WTF is all this about then?
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    Do you fart on a first date?

    Do you let rip on the first night of sleeping with a new girl or is there a set number of nights you have to sleep with her before you can fart?

    Cheers.
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    Where is Socal ?

    Whatever happened to that grade A cock-trumpet?
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    DJ Prat is a legend but I fear he is decomposing...

    DJ Prat is a legend but I fear he is decomposing on the couch of his grotty bedsit - probably died mid-wank.

    Someone alert the authorities.
  31. It's the funny door noise when you walk in. I can...

    What's that then?[/quote]

    It's the funny door noise when you walk in. I can stand by the crisps and make the exact same sound, confuses the fuck outta the staff when nobody walks in.
  32. Never failed to give a women a massive wet orgasm...

    Never failed to give a women a massive wet orgasm during sexy time.

    Never failed to drop a man with one strike.
  33. Thread: Forum Bars

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    I would ram the place wall to wall with fanny.

    I would ram the place wall to wall with fanny.
  34. My life began when my dad smashed my mum's back...

    My life began when my dad smashed my mum's back doors in.
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    Poll: The tobacco plant produces nicotine to defend...

    The tobacco plant produces nicotine to defend itself against insects who want to eat it. Nicotine is addictive to humans but insects hate it.
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    I thought cockblocking is the act of trying to...

    I thought cockblocking is the act of trying to stop someone getting laid by being a cnut, saying he/she has got aids/scabby/smelly penis or something.

    Thus blocking the cock.
  37. Thread: Avs and Nics

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    Stun grenade ...

    Stun grenade

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
    ...
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    So now you're some kind of scary anarchist?

    So now you're some kind of scary anarchist?
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    Because they didn't like it. Nothing to cry over.

    Because they didn't like it. Nothing to cry over.
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    Hilary is a twat.

    Hilary is a twat.
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    Loads of times. I once fell 27 floors and...

    Loads of times. I once fell 27 floors and survived (breaking the fall will a well executed forward roll.)

    I was shot in the face 7 times and still beat fuck out of the guy.

    Lost at sea about...
  42. Betty has settled down with a nice Korean bloke.

    I've honestly never heard anyone with a good word about Koreans until betty a couple of minutes ago. [/quote]

    Betty has settled down with a nice Korean bloke.
  43. For example: people were waiting to see the Queen...

    For example: people were waiting to see the Queen of England and these fcuking muppets who had waited there for hours decide to film her on their phones as she walked past; so even though they say...
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    Wow you're like a proper nutter dude! You...

    Wow you're like a proper nutter dude!

    You don't say..."STFU or I'll fucking kneecap you then rip your throat out" you say..."STFU or I'll change your password!"

    LoL
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    I was headhunted straight from high school by the...

    I was headhunted straight from high school by the British Special Forces, so I aint ever washed dishes or shit.
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    A brothel?

    A brothel?
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    Yes your avatar lets everyone know you're a seppo.

    Yes your avatar lets everyone know you're a seppo.
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    Sounds like the victim of one of those farts...

    Sounds like the victim of one of those farts where you think you've just farted but you've actually shat yourself.

    They can be crafty little buggers at times...
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    I wonder if Terry wears any kind of uniform when...

    I respect a man who takes time out of his day to perv on office sluts.[/quote]

    I wonder if Terry wears any kind of uniform when he pervs.
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    Hold on mate: you're no Greek Adonis yourself,...

    Hold on mate: you're no Greek Adonis yourself, LoL.
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