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    Really? Looks very nice and not expensive. No...

    Really? Looks very nice and not expensive. No probs with Customs or other ROs (ripoffs)?

    Never used Ebay due to several people being charged the earth at Thai Customs and/or carriers. Some Ebay...
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    Yes, I use Slimjet, too (amongst others) - handy...

    Yes, I use Slimjet, too (amongst others) - handy for most of my surfing, but it can't fully load the Yahoo.com page on my pc. Adding bookmarks seemed to be a bit of a hassle, too, so I no longer use...
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    Wank? Thought it was the same as eating...

    Wank? Thought it was the same as eating meals.......
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    ^^ @ Hallelujah - Thanx mate, much appreciated. ...

    ^^ @ Hallelujah - Thanx mate, much appreciated. :)
  5. Faark..... this place is getting more like bloody...

    Faark..... this place is getting more like bloody ThaiVisa every day. Some of you cnuts are definitely posting in the wrong place. Get yer asses over to TV - they just lurve that sort of armchair...
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    Was just going to book a flight & hotel (HAN...

    Was just going to book a flight & hotel (HAN area), but just before pushing the "reserve" button, I thought it better to check VN visa exempt status. Seems the 15-day visa-free thing comes to an end...
  7. Thread: BBC iPlayer

    by Thaimato
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    Ta from me, too - great news! Filmon going to...

    Ta from me, too - great news!

    Filmon going to paid-only is going to piss off a whole lot of people (including me), though I mostly used it for BBC News (and not all that often, either).

    This...
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    ^Brilliant! (and very true, too!) :rofl:

    ^Brilliant!

    (and very true, too!) :rofl:
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    Yes, mate - there were some bluddy great British...

    Yes, mate - there were some bluddy great British funnies through the last few decades. The Two Ronnies, 'Allo 'Allo (which I'd just started watching again - yesterday - before the announcement!),...
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    ^Heh! A top chick and serves the twat right! ...

    ^Heh! A top chick and serves the twat right!

    Goodonya!
  11. Thread: Kodi

    by Thaimato
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    Nice link, very interesting - thanks! :sexy:

    Nice link, very interesting - thanks! :sexy:
  12. Yes, mate - absolutely agree! The way those...

    Yes, mate - absolutely agree! The way those stupid coppers bungled things from start to finish can only add to the laughable reputation of certain police individuals.

    Like Cliff Richard or not,...
  13. It's already here! Took a day boat-trip to Phi...

    It's already here! Took a day boat-trip to Phi Phi Island a couple weeks ago. Got hit for 20 Baht (per person - Thais, too) as soon as we stepped off the boat. "To help clean up the island" was the...
  14. Gave up trying to buy one - they come in sizes S,...

    Gave up trying to buy one - they come in sizes S, M, L & XL around here. Unfortunately, the XL size is about the same size as a western S, which I'm not - and never have been. Even the dainty missus...
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    I've grown peanuts several times - once to...

    I've grown peanuts several times - once to harvest to eat - and after that just to improve the soil quality. It's not a big business in this area - we only know one guy that grows the plants. He...
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    Bluddy 'ell - there are so many of them .... ...

    Bluddy 'ell - there are so many of them ....


    TV
    Open all hours
    Fawlty Towers
    Kenny Everett Show
    Mr Bean
    Porridge
    Benny Hill Show
  17. Fvck you - keep that cold shit up in Udon, Isaan...

    Fvck you - keep that cold shit up in Udon, Isaan or wherever. Anywhere but here, thanks!

    Can't stand the fuggin' cold and this warm winter weather suits me just fine.

    I actually came here to...
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    Awww hell, yeah! THAT came totally unexpected...

    Awww hell, yeah! THAT came totally unexpected (for me)! Shee-ite - grew up with the guy and been to a ton of his concerts, all of which were pretty amazing!

    We could be heroes, just for one...
  19. Thread: Life Is Good

    by Thaimato
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    Cheers. mate. Stay healthy and live long!...

    Cheers. mate. Stay healthy and live long! :smilie_clap::drive:

    Such stories remind me of my Danish mate. He'd come to LOS once a year for a couple of weeks - the only times I've seen him with a...
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    Yes - MOVE! Seriously, CM has got to have...

    Yes - MOVE!



    Seriously, CM has got to have the worst system in the country at their (now) 2 Immi offices. Where else in LOS do you have to queue up in the fuquing middle of the night to get a...
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    ^Nope - too busy wanking.......:haha:

    ^Nope - too busy wanking.......:haha:
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    ^ Mmmmmm....Yummy! or, at least very...

    ^ Mmmmmm....Yummy!


    or, at least very tit-illating! .......:bananaman:
  23. Naive things we imagined as kids (or maybe as grown-ups)

    Was sitting on the shitter and remembered how friggin' naive I was, as a small kid. I thought all 'film stars' (as they were then called) were at least 20 feet tall after being taken to the local...
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    Nope. Strict rules, here. Up 12 days before Xmas,...

    Nope. Strict rules, here. Up 12 days before Xmas, at the earliest - down 12 days after, at the latest.

    The missus decorates the gen-you-ine plastic tree - and I put the lights on the fukka - job...
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    Ha! Well, good on ya for that, wjb! Good to have...

    Ha! Well, good on ya for that, wjb! Good to have a laugh. Me ma always said you got to have at least one laugh a day, every day - bluddy true, that !

    But no more wanking, mate, it's obviously...
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    FFS - it's just a joke! :rolleyes: Get off...

    FFS - it's just a joke! :rolleyes:

    Get off your high horse, tiger - or if you're a vegan then get off your high carrot.
    :kma: F'kin PC mob 'ave to get up everyone's ass....
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    Heh! :rofl: Well done! Most employers...

    Heh! :rofl:


    Well done! Most employers would've just passed it over as being "not really what we want" ...


    Saying that, I'd prolly shit my pants, too, if I heard on the phone that immi was...
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    Nope - don't have a phone, either. Can't stand...

    Nope - don't have a phone, either. Can't stand the things - or the people that yak away into their plastic cases while blocking your way - cvnts. My fav is to walk into the twats dawdling along with...
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    Yes, mate. Brussels, cabbage, cauli'n'carrots....

    Yes, mate. Brussels, cabbage, cauli'n'carrots. All yum yum stuff - and most times it makes you fart like a whale. Share the air!

    :kma:
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    Aah, yes, indeed - but a RICH idiot, no...

    Aah, yes, indeed - but a RICH idiot, no less...............so
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    That's really tough shit, mate - must be a real...

    That's really tough shit, mate - must be a real ball crusher having to stay in Englandstan - fuk that for a lark. Wild horses couldn't drag me back to that shithole - perhaps for a holiday (for the...
  32. Oh. my! Healthier food would certainly be a boon...

    Oh. my! Healthier food would certainly be a boon (at least at our school)! The teachers won't even eat the shit that's served and regularly buy food from outside the school. The kids don't have a...
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    ^Goodonya. mate! Agree that there should be a...

    ^Goodonya. mate!

    Agree that there should be a "balanced" amount of Thai (translations) during lessons. Little ones need more translations, while the older students should be able to get by...
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    Goodonya, mate! Sounds very positive - and may...

    Goodonya, mate!

    Sounds very positive - and may you have the best of luck.

    I guess we've nearly all re-booted from one level or another at least once in our lives, so we can feel what you may...
  35. You can do it at the British Embassy/consulate in...

    You can do it at the British Embassy/consulate in Bangkok. I've done it and I know others who have done it. It wasn't difficult for me. Phone the consulate first to ask what's required. It was...
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    Fashion Show - heh heh!

    Bluddy awesome nearly bust a gut laughing!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T86AiP68Vc&feature=youtu..be


    :bananaman:
  37. You guys just be happy you don't have to deal...

    You guys just be happy you don't have to deal with the British Embassy. Now THERE'S a real fukwit organization that has zero interest for their countrymen. I've never actually heard a Brit say...
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    Fuk! Ya kiddin' me? Ain't seen most shows, series...

    Fuk! Ya kiddin' me? Ain't seen most shows, series and the rest of the utter crap that's often on tv, fer......hmmm...around the last 14 or 15 years. Ain't really got spare time to piss away watching...
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    Saw Beach Boys in Europe - a great gig and I was...

    Saw Beach Boys in Europe - a great gig and I was pleased that I'd finally got to see them. :bananaman:
    Saw Summer Holiday - it was OK for that era and had some good songs. Seen Cliff Richard a...
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    Thanks for the heads up, guys! Wonder how things...

    Thanks for the heads up, guys! Wonder how things woulda gone had you had to make a claim during that first year.......:yerman:
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    Nice one, Bower - those sorta jokes I can do with...

    Nice one, Bower - those sorta jokes I can do with every day! :rofl: :)
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    My target is to loose around 50 kilo,s ,, so its...

    My target is to loose around 50 kilo,s ,, so its gonna take me a good year ,, but we will see

    Ya kiddin' me? Ferk, if I was to lose 50 kilos, only me dick and balls would be visible. Mind you, the...
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    Nice one, mate - reminds me a bit, of where I...

    Nice one, mate - reminds me a bit, of where I live.......:)
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    ^^Jeez, can you have TOO MUCH? :confused:

    ^^Jeez, can you have TOO MUCH? :confused:
  45. Yes, same out this way - burning garbage/rubbish...

    Yes, same out this way - burning garbage/rubbish is the norm. They even burn the garbage dump quite regularly, too - to keep down the rats, so I'm led to believe. :rolleyes:

    However, this year...
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    My stuff? My guitars, foot pedals, sheet music -...

    My stuff? My guitars, foot pedals, sheet music - but most of all, the photos of many of the gals I'd screwed throughout the previous 2 or so decades. I was gonna use them as a wank bank when me...
  47. Easy - 12 days before Xmas it goes up, at the...

    Easy - 12 days before Xmas it goes up, at the earliest - and 12 days after Xmas it comes down, at the latest- and like NR says - on 6th January.

    Agreed - seeing ads for Christmas stuff as early...
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    Financial: 11/10 - the best year, so far!...

    Financial: 11/10 - the best year, so far!
    Family: 8/10
    Health: 6/10 - accident from 2013 still bugging me
    Social: 1/10 - mainly because of above. Likewise, moved to an area where there
    aren't...
  49. Wanking six times in a row was my greatest...

    Wanking six times in a row was my greatest sporting achievement. Mind you, that was a long time ago and I haven't been able to beat that one (err...so to speak). :rolleyes:
  50. Thread: Joe's Dead.

    by Thaimato
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    Good on ya, Joe - ya gave us some great songs,...

    Good on ya, Joe - ya gave us some great songs, which still live on.........
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