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    I'm off out for the Eng-Sco game this evening. ...

    I'm off out for the Eng-Sco game this evening. Might need a red bull or two.
  2. Thread: Dinner

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    Maybe let's leave Mendip to make his family...

    Maybe let's leave Mendip to make his family decisions eh.
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    From Tuesday?!

    From Tuesday?!
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    When I lived down South I once went to KFC so...

    When I lived down South I once went to KFC so much that a girl working there turned up at my door with a gift basket.
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    I got some Pot Noodles from Villa yesterday...

    I got some Pot Noodles from Villa yesterday because it's so hard to find decent noodles here.
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    Sticky: I've got a vaccine card from when I moved here...

    I've got a vaccine card from when I moved here years ago. You just slid it into the passport like the tm30.
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    Isn't The1 a Central brand. So could be anywhere...

    Isn't The1 a Central brand. So could be anywhere tbh.
  8. Thread: Dinner

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    49bht with rice!!!! Fuuuuuuuuck

    49bht with rice!!!! Fuuuuuuuuck
  9. If they mean restaurants open and serving like...

    If they mean restaurants open and serving like normal then I can't see it
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    It's always been mental. I remember when I first...

    It's always been mental. I remember when I first came here they told me to apply for an education visa from Hull because that was the easy place at the time.

    Got a 1 year visa for 4 week TEFL...
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    He just wasn't being paid for it. ...

    He just wasn't being paid for it.

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=70467&d=1623811444
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    Hey Nick, you owe Barty 15k if you're mental...

    Hey Nick, you owe Barty 15k if you're mental enough to pay 3.2million for a car that was made in the 70s.

    EDIT: THATS 80000 CANS OF LEO.
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    No, pretty sure he's English.

    No, pretty sure he's English.
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    I'd knock him out.

    I'd knock him out.
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    I went the opposite way to mandaloopy by a few...

    I went the opposite way to mandaloopy by a few miles.

    Apart from the whole Ulanbataaaaaaaar thing which I'm pretty sure is a made-up country.
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    Cruella. A cinematic masterpiece detailing how...

    Cruella. A cinematic masterpiece detailing how Cruella became the character known s Cruella. Family friendly but also deep and funny enough for someone as intellectual as one's self to enjoy.

    It...
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    Just can't get the staff these days.

    Just can't get the staff these days.
  18. I miss swimming pools more than the UK.

    I miss swimming pools more than the UK.
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    Euro FPL is a fucking shit game anyway.

    Euro FPL is a fucking shit game anyway.
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    He's ditched the waistcoat so maybe a pun on pens...

    He's ditched the waistcoat so maybe a pun on pens or pizza hut.
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    Great contribution.

    Great contribution.
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    *Adds Chinese to the list of foreigners Panny Ma...

    *Adds Chinese to the list of foreigners Panny Ma Hat doesn't like*
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    Put away the sparkling wine that you decanted...

    Put away the sparkling wine that you decanted into an old bottle of Bollinger Hatty and get the maid to tuck you into bed.
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    I'm on the edge of the toilet seat.

    I'm on the edge of the toilet seat.
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    I missed an article out of my last post to give...

    I missed an article out of my last post to give him something to live for.
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    Uh oh, panny has awoken from her drunken haze and...

    Uh oh, panny has awoken from her drunken haze and is incoherently bashing away at the keyboard again. Probably just enough time to post the same 2 sentences for the next 5 hours before she falls...
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    If it wasn't for the constant close ups I never...

    If it wasn't for the constant close ups I never would have known if he was playing.
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    I think he had a big bet on Switzerland.

    I think he had a big bet on Switzerland.
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    Are you drunk?

    Are you drunk?
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    I never claimed anyone gave a fuck about me...

    I never claimed anyone gave a fuck about me either cy.
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    It's the last argument for a defeated poster.

    It's the last argument for a defeated poster.
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    Gimmie half an hour.

    Gimmie half an hour.
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    Yes that's right. No one has given a toss about...

    Yes that's right. No one has given a toss about your posts for years but that doesn't seem to have out you off.
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    Newsflash: American surpised there is life...

    Newsflash: American surpised there is life outside of America.
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    Are you drunk?

    When you're drunk please post here so that when someone disagrees with you they don't need to ask, over and over again.
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    My one Welsh player isn't even on the bench. Not...

    My one Welsh player isn't even on the bench. Not unexpected but I really need my expensive players to have good games.
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    There's been one game. :smileylaughing:

    There's been one game. :smileylaughing:
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    The entire British Empire

    The entire British Empire
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    There's a few pubs doing lock-ins for the England...

    There's a few pubs doing lock-ins for the England games but decided against it.

    It's my daughter's first proper tournament so it's time to teach her some proper English Culture.
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    Actually 96 is still hailed as a success. We...

    Actually 96 is still hailed as a success. We dream of glory but generally know our limits.*


    *Speaking for every English person ever here.
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    Fake Lego footballers from Lazada. Certainly...

    Fake Lego footballers from Lazada. Certainly makes playing Lego with my daughter more interesting.

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    I guess they've got no mates and are lonely.

    I guess they've got no mates and are lonely.
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    Seems a bit odd posting on here during the game...

    Seems a bit odd posting on here during the game anyway. Shouldn't you actually be watching it?
  44. Thread: Breakfast

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    When my morning bacon sandwich tastes like chilli.

    When my morning bacon sandwich tastes like chilli.
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    Didn't watch it live. Got up this morning to...

    Didn't watch it live. Got up this morning to watch it.
  46. So I'm refusing any vaccine till after the Euros...

    So I'm refusing any vaccine till after the Euros then.
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    Kante is a great player but will he get a lot of...

    Kante is a great player but will he get a lot of Fantasy League points? Hard work gets you nothin' in this game.
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    The idea that because I'm a teacher my use of...

    The idea that because I'm a teacher my use of language must be 100% correct when posting on an obscure Thai forum in my own free time is fucking stupid.
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    Whip 'em into shape boss

    Whip 'em into shape boss
  50. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Coulda stayed the night and fucked the nurse.

    Coulda stayed the night and fucked the nurse.
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