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    "You post = I win" The outlook of an utterly...

    "You post = I win"

    The outlook of an utterly pathetic moron.
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    Fuck but you're a mong.

    Fuck but you're a mong.
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    Perfectly suited for the op. It might exist...

    Perfectly suited for the op.

    It might exist just for him.
  4. Thread: SCB text

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    They've been doing it for years at Bangkok Bank....

    They've been doing it for years at Bangkok Bank.

    SCB users should be charged double to help out the shareholders.
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    I have a vague memory of watching it for a few...

    I have a vague memory of watching it for a few minutes and, presumably, concluding it was indeed Schitt.
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    And they're pissed off at being reincarnated as...

    And they're pissed off at being reincarnated as cows?
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    Mountains and masks: Tour de France 2020 – in...

    Mountains and masks: Tour de France 2020 – in pictures | Sport | The Guardian
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    ^^ Yeah, I noticed that. Jofrey out of luck -...

    ^^ Yeah, I noticed that.

    Jofrey out of luck - bit of a first.

    Dillinger went heavy on United.

    Son's points last gw look like they might be an oasis in the desert.
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    Of course if he weren't half Thai you'd be...

    Of course if he weren't half Thai you'd be heaping disdain on him for not focusing instead on the edible insects of Mukdahaan etc.
  10. There's a vague suggestion there that you almost...

    There's a vague suggestion there that you almost put your brain in gear this time, though.

    Small steps and all that.
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    Just be careful with the coolant.

    Just be careful with the coolant.
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    Are there any on swatting a mosquito? Please...

    Are there any on swatting a mosquito?

    Please do make sure to start a new thread if so.

    Mods - perhaps a new area in the forum?
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    Strange game. Son's equaliser at the stroke of...

    Strange game.

    Son's equaliser at the stroke of half time was the first time a spurs player had touched the ball in the So-ton box.

    Then Southampton just disintegrated.
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    Another scintillating offering from YourDork.

    Another scintillating offering from YourDork.
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    A second wave will mean the airports remain...

    A second wave will mean the airports remain effectively closed, so the question is moot. With preconditions like paying for three month's accommodation in advance and quarantining for a fortnight...
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    Wow. The massive scale of your delusion on...

    Wow.

    The massive scale of your delusion on display there is the most eloquent 'explanation' of your views on BREXIT yet.

    Perused with thanks.
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    OK - but still, who has 90 days of accommodation...

    OK - but still, who has 90 days of accommodation booked? They seem oblivious to the fact that people can just go elsewhere.
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    The new plan is to let tourists in for nine...

    The new plan is to let tourists in for nine months after quarantine.

    All they'd have to do is prove they've got accommodation paid for...for the entire nine months.

    :rofl:
  20. Really? After not having a pot to piss in for...

    Really?

    After not having a pot to piss in for the last couple of years? :D
  21. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Yet another chitty thigh slapper. Perhaps it...

    Yet another chitty thigh slapper.

    Perhaps it would be mildly amusing...if it made any fucking sense whatsoever.

    :sad:
  22. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    :D ollysol and I got along fine on af. When...

    :D
    ollysol and I got along fine on af.

    When United were Champions most of the time...
  23. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    If so I won’t be whining about it like a spoilt...

    If so I won’t be whining about it like a spoilt child.

    The way you go on about City, but you’re a right little lord fauntleroy yourself.

    Waah! Waah! Waah!

    You’re a right gobby twat and I’ll...
  24. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    They obviously need a manager who’s succeeded...

    They obviously need a manager who’s succeeded somewhere.

    They lost to Crystal fuckn Palace, not Bayern! :D
  25. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    :smileylaughing: I did think earlier when...

    :smileylaughing:

    I did think earlier when dillinger had piled in and got three United players in his FF team that Palace looked pretty decent last weekend and it could all go horribly wrong.
    ...
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    So are you clowns not even running a TD ff league...

    So are you clowns not even running a TD ff league this year?

    That should spare you some embarrassment I guess.
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    Livermore hits the post with Pickford beaten. ...

    Livermore hits the post with Pickford beaten.

    The team looks the polar opposite of last week.

    They look like they've worked really hard in the week.

    No getting away from it though...we need...
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    GOOOOOAAAALLLL!!! Absolute screamer from...

    GOOOOOAAAALLLL!!!

    Absolute screamer from Diangana

    Goal of the month for sure, or it would be if Man Utd had scored it.

    Make sure to make a prediction every week, eh spamhead! :D
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    He really is an utterly ridiculous clown. He...

    He really is an utterly ridiculous clown.

    He doesn't realise that posters who have extensive experience both of forums and of the fatuous expat clowns of SE Asia can see right through him.

    That...
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    Camp innuendo incoming...

    Camp innuendo incoming...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJunCsrhJjg&ab_cha...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJunCsrhJjg&ab_channel=JimiHendrixVEVO
  32. Actually, I'm pretty sure that......oh never...

    Actually, I'm pretty sure that......oh never mind.

    The image really shouldn't be dwelt on.
  33. Are you using their code?

    Are you using their code?
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    Indeed. However that isn't really an option...

    Indeed.

    However that isn't really an option when one's planning to pack most of it back on by the extended stuffing of one's face with cheese, pies and cider. :D

    I guess the results of that...
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    For most of us surely it's just reason to...

    For most of us surely it's just reason to conclude, if for some reason we hadn't already done so, that Tony Abbot is an utter moron and therefore perfectly suited to joining team bojo.
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    I probably have more appreciation of your humour...

    I probably have more appreciation of your humour than most, sassy, but it's true that one can only point out the defects of one's host country so often, for so long.

    To paraphrase Keats, there...
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    ...on here seem to be mostly suffering from...

    ...on here seem to be mostly suffering from something akin to John Major's toothache.
  38. Imagine seeing those two endorsements on the fly...

    Imagine seeing those two endorsements on the fly leaf when browsing in a book shop.

    57638
  39. Why would sabang be interested? He clearly...

    Why would sabang be interested? He clearly already knows it all. :D




    :tosser1:
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    You never give any examples of this 'lack of...

    You never give any examples of this 'lack of knowledge', though.

    In fact, you never back up a damn thing except possibly your own plumbing with all your bs.

    You're just an intellectually...
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    Possibly too cold.

    Possibly too cold.
  42. I wonder if it was served cold?

    I wonder if it was served cold?
  43. Thread: I made wine

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    You'd started in on it already, right? :D

    You'd started in on it already, right? :D
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    and a Chang t-shirt. Yeah, you don't look like...

    and a Chang t-shirt.

    Yeah, you don't look like a clueless dork who'd c+p unattributed Smeg posts up here in order to appear knowledgeable at all.

    :rolleyes:
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    He seems to have gone to quite a bit of trouble...

    He seems to have gone to quite a bit of trouble to disguise the tinned tomatoes.
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    Contrary to baubling indolence, whom has...

    Contrary to baubling indolence, whom has reticence in his canon will confabulate askew.
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    It seems the pavements have been widened to...

    It seems the pavements have been widened to facilitate them being crammed with street vendors.

    COVID has put a bit of a brake on it actually reopening that way, though.

    There's a video below of...
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    Fixed. What a load of complete and utter...

    Fixed.

    What a load of complete and utter bollocks you churn out every fuckng day.

    When you're not getting teabagged by them.
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    The fact remains...only one of those is actually...

    The fact remains...only one of those is actually a fact. :D
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    Hey, he posted a song actually containing a word...

    Hey, he posted a song actually containing a word you mentioned. :D

    It's progress.
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