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    Scabrousness commonly appals brides ripping off...

    Scabrousness commonly appals brides ripping off unusually skimpy negligees expecting satisfying stimulation
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    Ambition is a fine thing

    Ambition is a fine thing
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    Otiose theories infuriate obviously superior...

    Otiose theories infuriate obviously superior eggheads
  4. Doesn’t seem to have done the brown girl any...

    Doesn’t seem to have done the brown girl any harm.
    She’s superb.
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    Sometimes old men experience total impotence...

    Sometimes old men experience total impotence molesting elderly spouses
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    Slappers lunged at priapic penises exhibiting...

    Slappers lunged at priapic penises exhibiting rampant stiffness
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    Seizures experienced in zoos usually redden...

    Seizures experienced in zoos usually redden eczema scars
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    Emporiums make people overspend regularly in...

    Emporiums make people overspend regularly in unpleasantly mad shopathons
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    Players laid appallingly young English rugby swine

    Players laid appallingly young English rugby swine
  10. Mayonnaise matters too

    Mayonnaise matters too
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    And arseholing them up

    And arseholing them up
  12. I’ll start by apologising for the extremely poor...

    I’ll start by apologising for the extremely poor table manners displayed by my ancestors.
    Mustn't eat the guests and all that.
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    [/QUOTE The Democratic party and voters leaning...

    [/QUOTE The Democratic party and voters leaning left are splintered and cannot unite behind an agenda that mobilizes voters.[/QUOTE]

    Life of Brian - scene 3 - People's front of Judea - YouTube
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    Skiing koalas instigated intrinsically naughty...

    Skiing koalas instigated intrinsically naughty gamesmanship
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    Stonefruit tastes outstandingly nice - especially...

    Stonefruit tastes outstandingly nice - especially from raiding unaware innocents’ trees !
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    44 days to go. Anything can happen in that...

    44 days to go.
    Anything can happen in that time.
    Black swans, Biden heart failure etc etc.
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    Sisters insist sordid treats excite rapacious...

    Sisters insist sordid treats excite rapacious sailors
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    Step Lightly // Ringo // Ringo Starr - YouTube...

    Step Lightly // Ringo // Ringo Starr - YouTube
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    Youngster ovulating - urgently needs gay sex to...

    Youngster ovulating - urgently needs gay sex to experience raunchiness
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    I have no idea, but is it feasible to enter...

    I have no idea, but is it feasible to enter China, fly south and then cross into Laos and then Thailand ?
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    triggered Republicans into group groping -...

    triggered Republicans into group groping - exemplary rules evidently disregarded
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    Erotica rewards only the impotent crippled...

    Erotica rewards only the impotent crippled amateurs
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    Sell especially lewd lingerie (So standing...

    Sell especially lewd lingerie

    (So standing around in the blazing drizzle waiting for something to happen is an improvement .... ;-)
  24. This ^ is what happens if you hump snowmen.

    This ^ is what happens if you hump snowmen.
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    advance delight - void all nasty cricket...

    advance delight - void all nasty cricket 'entertainments'

    cricket - a horrible and pointless sport.
    The only one that can take five days to achieve no result
    Hours and days of standing around...
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    No doubt the answers contain 700 % more lies.

    No doubt the answers contain 700 % more lies.
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    Suburbia - ugly blight - usually really boring in...

    Suburbia - ugly blight - usually really boring in Australia
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    ginger inserted nasally guarantees extreme...

    ginger inserted nasally guarantees extreme response
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    Trainer repeatedly assaulted indigent natives...

    Trainer repeatedly assaulted indigent natives espied rooting
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    natives assessed two impressive vulvas -...

    natives assessed two impressive vulvas - 'especially succulent'
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    somewhat - or maybe enabled wild humping across...

    somewhat - or maybe enabled wild humping across town
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    It is truly astonishing that business people...

    It is truly astonishing that business people could support a turd that has stiffed contractors by going bankrupt and then gone on to ostentatiously display his wealth.
    Unless those supporters are a)...
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    Yeah defending law and order by voting for a...

    Yeah defending law and order by voting for a criminal will do it every time.
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    Except that the muppets have a dozen aircraft...

    Except that the muppets have a dozen aircraft carrier battle groups, the world's biggest economy, and a truckload of nukes.
    Got all that when they had some sense, and now the lunatics are in charge....
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    ^^ Apparently not.. Wot dat say bout dem ?

    ^^ Apparently not.. Wot dat say bout dem ?
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    Because the Dems are dumb ? Or don't want to...

    Because the Dems are dumb ?
    Or don't want to upset the god-botherers.
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    Regular axle-snapper I'm sure.

    Regular axle-snapper I'm sure.
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    Well Covid isn’t a problem for me. No community...

    Well Covid isn’t a problem for me.
    No community transmission here.
    But it has had an effect.
    GovCo keeps giving me money.
    I’m earning the same as usual and I tell them but they send me more...
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    I believe the correct pronunciation is ‘lusten...

    I believe the correct pronunciation is ‘lusten ep’.
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    Reliant Regal. 3/25 or 3/30 Oh the humanity. ...

    Reliant Regal. 3/25 or 3/30
    Oh the humanity.

    Engine is 600 cc or big block 700 cc.

    Reliant Regal 3/25 + 3/30 History

    Just say no.
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    The Yellow Peril made by Powell Motors 1963....

    The Yellow Peril made by Powell Motors 1963.
    Engine is a four cotton reel / two rubber bands hybrid.
    Valued for repurposing as an outdoor urinal at half a crown (delivery included).

    Not a...
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    Alpha. 2018 Set in Europe 20 000 years ago. ...

    Alpha. 2018

    Set in Europe 20 000 years ago.

    Has some anthropological clangers I guess but is beautifully shot with memorable images.

    Coming of age story. No sex - just a lad having a few...
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    My wife's Thai friends are treated very well in...

    My wife's Thai friends are treated very well in Australia as far as I'm aware but the chat on farcebook includes anxiety about potential abuse triggered by anecdotal reports of apparently real...
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    sensational episodes normalise simpletons'...

    sensational episodes normalise simpletons' aspirations to introduce outrageous nocturnal activities legislation
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    And if it gets worse it will also be due to...

    And if it gets worse it will also be due to ignorant hillbilly Australians that have no idea.
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    If China does pull the plug on Australian imports...

    If China does pull the plug on Australian imports there may be grim economic effects and an outbreak of horrible racism directed at people of Asian appearance.
    It was bad enough to worry about my...
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    Interesting that the singer fell out of the sky...

    Interesting that the singer fell out of the sky in a helicopter and now the guitarist fell out of the sky using a ladder.
    Not enough sky hooks.
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    Poor white trash. Hmmmph. That’s poor...

    Poor white trash. Hmmmph.
    That’s poor multicultural trash thank you.
    And not an original line either.
  49. Luckily prohibition works really well. A...

    Luckily prohibition works really well.
    A victory in the war on drugs is imminent.
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    yodel over delicious European lasses

    yodel over delicious European lasses
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