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    I have urgent need of a pickup. Is the Triton...

    I have urgent need of a pickup. Is the Triton available this coming week?
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    You must have tried viewing a facebook page that...

    You must have tried viewing a facebook page that is not approved by our dear leader.

    I can still view the DCC page so I'm happy.
  5. Thread: Printers

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    Although if you are thinking of printing copies...

    Although if you are thinking of printing copies of ThB 1,000 notes it's best not to outsource the task.
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    The funniest thing I will read this week, I am...

    The funniest thing I will read this week, I am sure, and it is only Monday morning.

    "Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

    Who will guard the guards? Well, the guards of course.
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  13. Presumably until "the suspect" actually kills...

    Presumably until "the suspect" actually kills Khun Kitipat he hasn't actually committed an offence.
  14. The sad thing is that it clearly seemed like a...

    The sad thing is that it clearly seemed like a good idea at the time.
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    ^ What, just ten people commanding all the...

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    What, just ten people commanding all the villages and communities?

    ..and I thought I was busy.
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    Presumably they need women to make the tea and...

    Presumably they need women to make the tea and run errands.
  17. Either way, his wallet was stolen. Chances of...

    Either way, his wallet was stolen.

    Chances of recovery? Zilch.
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    Dominican Republic is becoming popular. In time...

    Dominican Republic is becoming popular. In time it could have a larger population than the US.
  19. That was my thought when I first saw this on...

    That was my thought when I first saw this on Facebook.

    Far too many similarities for it to be a co-incidence.

    It is stupid people like this who belong behind bars, not the animals. We could...
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    94% I skipped one of the questions to keep...

    94% I skipped one of the questions to keep within the time constraint.
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    156 Yes I'm in Mensa.

    156

    Yes I'm in Mensa.
  22. Expendable

    Expendable
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    It's easier than that. Pay off the Revenue...

    It's easier than that.

    Pay off the Revenue Department.

    We have Revenue auditors turning up at companies where there are more than a hundred employees milling around and NOBODY on the payroll. ...
  24. ^ If it is rail related stories you are...

    ^

    If it is rail related stories you are looking for...

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    On Sunday morning at about 10:30 a.m., the Eastern & Oriental Express going from Singapore to Bangkok...
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    I do hope tourists are being told they face a ThB...

    I do hope tourists are being told they face a ThB 20,000 fine and two years in prison if they fail to take their passport to the beach.
  26. No doubt the government's clock watchdog.

    No doubt the government's clock watchdog.
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    Needs a good pork sausage too. ...

    Needs a good pork sausage too.

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  28. Not much point insisting we carry ID if there...

    Not much point insisting we carry ID if there aren't going to be spot checks.

    The money and hassle my Thai driving licence has saved me is remarkable.

    A half hour sweep along Pattaya beach...
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    ...I've always agreed the fare in advance. ...

    ...I've always agreed the fare in advance.

    Occasionally I have been quoted a silly price (maybe ThB 30 for a ThB 20 journey) but who the heck pays ThB 1,000 for a m/c taxi? Did she get a receipt?
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    Google's Pigeon

    Yesterday, July 24th, 2014, Google pushed live what Search Engine Land is calling the “Pigeon” update. SEO sources are reporting that this update is specifically affecting the local search algorithm....
  31. Wooo ThB 200,000 in the bank. Shoot them.

    Wooo ThB 200,000 in the bank.

    Shoot them.
  32. No chance of this guy being a road hazard. You...

    No chance of this guy being a road hazard. You would have to wake him up first.

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    Seems timing is the only difference here. Poor...

    Seems timing is the only difference here.

    Poor guy, he had a pretty miserable end.

    "the resulting infection stems from relatives not cleaning the wound and treating it with herbs"

    What a sad...
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    Put it in the TD classifieds. Television for...

    Put it in the TD classifieds.

    Television for sale.
    No sound
    No picture
    Otherwise perfect working order.
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    Wake me up when it's over.
  36. Fund managers are usually too scared to take any...

    Its more than that mate, its a matter whether the members can retire at the end of their working life with a nice wedge of money.

    Many Super funds Employ outside companies to run their funds....
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    ^ Einstein, Oppenheimer, Teller. The Jews...

    ^
    Einstein, Oppenheimer, Teller.

    The Jews know how to make bombs.
  38. I doubt whether Gen Prayuth will be staging a...

    I doubt whether Gen Prayuth will be staging a birthday party in Dubai so I guess it is fair.
  39. Retirement funds usually have fund managers. A...

    Retirement funds usually have fund managers.

    A fund manager's job is to find out what other fund managers are doing and copy it.

    Tough demanding work.
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    Who is Jack Russell, and what price is the dwarf?

    Who is Jack Russell, and what price is the dwarf?
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    Something for the weekend, sir? ...

    Something for the weekend, sir?

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    Nuances Usually Are Not Certain Effective...

    Nuances Usually Are Not Certain Effective Strategies
  43. Oh god are we going to have surveys about...

    Oh god are we going to have surveys about everything this government does?

    What percentage increase in happiness was there after the free King Naresuan movie showing?

    How many people will be...
  44. I had a Hornby train set but that was forty years...

    I had a Hornby train set but that was forty years ago.
  45. A good lawyer may be able to argue that two...

    A good lawyer may be able to argue that two against one 80 year old is attempted murder anyway and he had cause to think she would return.

    He may get away with manslaughter if he's lucky.
  46. If you had half an idea what you are talking...

    If you had half an idea what you are talking about it might help but your slavish desire to worship anything that has "official" stamped on it is beginning to look remarkably dumb.

    There are two...
  47. On a related issue Brits need to be aware that...

    On a related issue Brits need to be aware that Channel Islands banks which have Head Offices in the UK do report Jersey bank accounts to HMRC already.
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    Like every DJ, he just faded out.

    Like every DJ, he just faded out.
  49. Surveys in Thailand are worse than meaningless. ...

    Surveys in Thailand are worse than meaningless.

    I could conduct a survey of 1,000 Thai households that shows the average household debt is ThB 1,000,000 +. Just wander onto a middleclass mooban...
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    ALF Farts in Bed - YouTube...

    ALF Farts in Bed - YouTube
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