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  1. Would that even make the news where you’re from?

    Would that even make the news where you’re from?
  2. Thread: UK Passports

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    Poll: You're underestimating how much this matters to...

    You're underestimating how much this matters to brexiters.
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    Aye, turned him into a pussy. :D

    Aye, turned him into a pussy. :D
  4. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Yes, if only Troy were as informed as you, eh? ...

    Yes, if only Troy were as informed as you, eh?

    :rofl:
  5. How progressive of you! :rolleyes:

    How progressive of you! :rolleyes:
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    :smileylaughing: Did you attend the NPT school...

    :smileylaughing:

    Did you attend the NPT school of hypocrisy?

    Did he used to pull on your pigtail?
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    Yeah, that shit happens all the time eh? For...

    Yeah, that shit happens all the time eh?

    For example I used to play football too, but all that blah blah blah about Maradona, Pele and all those wankers...
  8. ^^ For retirement? Nah.

    ^^ For retirement?

    Nah.
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    Christ, I'd quicken my pace if I saw any of that...

    Christ, I'd quicken my pace if I saw any of that lot walking behind me late at night. :sad:
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    Oh look! Tootie's here, but interested in...

    Oh look! Tootie's here, but interested in something other than the topic.

    Namely, settling in for another mega session of being a hypocritical biatch. :D
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    :rolleyes: You're really not too bright, are you.

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    You're really not too bright, are you.
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    Ironic that you accuse someone of being behind...

    Ironic that you accuse someone of being behind the times and then use an insult that's 50 years out of date, Godfrey.

    Seems to be a favourite insult of Meghan Markle's father.

    You make quite a...
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    Tactically, Fury was faultless.

    Tactically, Fury was faultless.
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    :smileylaughing: Nice!

    :smileylaughing:

    Nice!
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    Christ, do you really not know where to compare...

    Christ, do you really not know where to compare flights?

    Skyscanner...your flight comparison companion.

    (You don’t even have to reconfirm your flight anymore. :D)
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    Put it up and let's see, tubbs. But you can't,...

    Put it up and let's see, tubbs.

    But you can't, can you, you tiresome twat.
  17. Not me. Too easy.

    Not me.

    Too easy.
  18. Maybe with some rewiring you could modify your...

    Maybe with some rewiring you could modify your nespresso machine to make the thread a bit less 'conventional'? :D
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    Will you be watching that Adrian Chiles...

    Will you be watching that Adrian Chiles documentary again? :D
  20. ^ Worked fine for me.

    ^ Worked fine for me.
  21. Not the first time this woman's name has been...

    Not the first time this woman's name has been mentioned on TD.

    Last time it was in connection to a donation for a GoFundMe page set up by someone who'd had a road accident in Thailand.
  22. Udon Thani Thief's Invisibility Spell Fails

    Thief arrested after “invisibility spell” didn’t work

    A thief claims to be a warlock and reveals that he has used an“invisibility spell” many times before when robbing homes. This time the spell...
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    You can’t do this seeking asylum channelling,...

    You can’t do this seeking asylum channelling, hugh.

    You’d be better off with Terry as your model.

    I see Jerk Off is wasted again. :D
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    Yeah you always know we’re doing well when the...

    Yeah you always know we’re doing well when the ‘total thatcher cnut’ keeps his trap shut.

    :smileylaughing:
  25. Thread: Dinner

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    Mendip, how well do you think Plaa Nin works in...

    Mendip, how well do you think Plaa Nin works in batter?

    It looks good.

    Is it bony?
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    No, you're not 'supposed to care'. Any more...

    No, you're not 'supposed to care'.

    Any more than I give a toss that you think it 'starts well'. :D
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    He’s weird with that ‘we’ and ‘us’ stuff. A...

    He’s weird with that ‘we’ and ‘us’ stuff.

    A giveaway of a lifelong outsider.
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    Ah yes, of course... :rolleyes:

    Ah yes, of course...

    :rolleyes:
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    I was watching 'Question Time' last night when...

    I was watching 'Question Time' last night when Michael Portillo commented more than once that he felt Britain was 'decadent' in 'expecting' lowly paid jobs to be done by foreigners.

    So expect to...
  30. Thread: Breakfast

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    I'd argue it's two different words. :D

    I'd argue it's two different words. :D
  31. Thread: Dinner

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    Isle of Dogs.

    Isle of Dogs.
  32. I'm more in favour of it because of the family...

    I'm more in favour of it because of the family reasons previously mentioned, but the possibility of innocence is another.

    The only arguments against seem to be emotive, like the people who think...
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    Now that looks like a Netflix four-parter, at...

    Now that looks like a Netflix four-parter, at least. :D
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    Reviewers don't seem impressed.

    Reviewers don't seem impressed.
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    According to officials from one of her former...

    According to officials from one of her former departments, Priti Patel was given to coming out of her office and inquiring: “Why is everyone so fucking useless?” Very bold. This is a bit like Donald...
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    ^Just another slavering BREXITer.

    ^Just another slavering BREXITer.
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    Aye, but Eddie's wondering 'fat or muscle'.

    Aye, but Eddie's wondering 'fat or muscle'.
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    There are few sights more pathetic than an...

    There are few sights more pathetic than an English male over 20 saying 'gotten'.

    :sad:
  39. It's clear you're trying to seem well educated...

    It's clear you're trying to seem well educated due to the subject matter of this thread, chas, but that unfortunately makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

    :D

    I suggest you take a break from...
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    Chas you may be able to kid yourself, but...

    Chas you may be able to kid yourself, but...
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    Feeling the cold, sa?

    Feeling the cold, sa?
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    Excellent choice. :D

    Excellent choice. :D
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    45708

    45708
  44. And from a very unexpected quarter. I mean,...

    And from a very unexpected quarter.

    I mean, Chico...OK...
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    By 'leader', do you mean that guy who precisely...

    By 'leader', do you mean that guy who precisely nobody really thinks is 'awesome', or that guy who isn't really a leader?




    Certainly switch accusing others of being 'sexual deviants' was good...
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    :D A complete tit agrees with you? Yeah,...

    :D

    A complete tit agrees with you?

    Yeah, that sounds real promising.
  47. Wow...

    Wow...
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    Well this thread title was an immediate giveaway...

    Well this thread title was an immediate giveaway that chitty would be cracking other people’s gags again.
  49. Thought you wanted to talk?

    Thought you wanted to talk?
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    Paradoxically, the attached and highly invented...

    Paradoxically, the attached and highly invented political/social identities and particulars should cause us to question as to what is true and what isn't.
    ...
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