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    with the amount of dopes in Manchester more of a...

    with the amount of dopes in Manchester more of a Holland Daze marinade.

    Good luck Chitty and condolences to PB who must be combobulated.

    While lots like Mount and Sala, Phil Foden looks like...
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    Manchester's first runners up are Bright on...

    Manchester's first runners up are Bright on revalving the Seagulls, of course Chitty will be scoring elsewhere so double bubble for our Etilad.

    Forecast Liverpool 2 -0 Man Utd Ole to leave o help...
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    Men eTHANKS who needs a spoilcheckr when free won...

    Men eTHANKS who needs a spoilcheckr when free won wiv every squiriel.

    I lackey margin Asians so I appreci-ate yer COnthribbing,I hope the thrill it gives you satisfies.

    Aan autodidact cunning...
  4. T he to you 2, thanks for the correction, perhaps...

    T he to you 2, thanks for the correction, perhaps you can help my athritic ole digits on this dumbphone.

    It is reading your new posts that makes my day.
  5. Farke in hell Norwich manager Daniel Farke,...

    Farke in hell


    Norwich manager Daniel Farke, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: “It’s an unbelievably tough day. In all areas we were not good enough for this level. We spoke about this before the...
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    An important bridge from Truman/Eisenhower...

    An important bridge from Truman/Eisenhower consensus to the modern America.Good read thanks

    More hands on killed this Spring.
    According to a confirmation from the national army of Chad read on...
  7. Chelsea cut teh Mustard as Norwich demolished

    So an easy 7 could have been more.

    Come on the rest of you pull your sox up

    Chelsea FC 7-0 Norwich LIVE! Mount hat-trick

    Come on Ours Ole only 8 points adrift

    That’s Chelsea’s biggest...
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    Daer Kevin Just because I came in your pocket is...

    Daer Kevin
    Just because I came in your pocket is no excuse for posting unauthorised pix of me in blue at the table as you play your De Bruyne drain potshot.
    We mean no ill will just to deturd...
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    Lovely I want one, my slight concern is seeing...

    Lovely I want one, my slight concern is seeing the traffic skills in 2 dimensions , thousands of these whizzing along sukhumvit will need some "Policing"

    $92k for a DIY project fine, letter to...
  10. Well done thanks for the pix and of course all...

    Well done thanks for the pix and of course all the hard work
  11. The Russian Language version already availale...

    The Russian Language version already availale called PRAVDA to rival media gaint Isvestia

    The German title yet to be decided

    Wth so few poetental readers a poll will be taken of illiterates...
  12. I've been fring blanks for years, still couldn't...

    I've been fring blanks for years, still couldn't hit a diet moose at 20 yards
  13. Ah feck a delivery surface that lose/break items...

    Ah feck a delivery surface that lose/break items at surface level now heading into 3 dimensions

    How long before raptor drone rubberies?
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    Nan, Phayao Chiang Rai didn't make the cut...

    Nan, Phayao Chiang Rai didn't make the cut despite far lower cases than many of the above.

    Do they pretend to have objective crritreria or made up as they go along, cannot imagine hordes of...
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    Poll: my normal state not when sober Simon says...

    my normal state

    not when sober

    Simon says "DIY direct satisfaction "

    Candy awaits on trick or treatise night, those who claim your the dumbest poster have not met me or my kids.

    Ignore...
  16. What will run out first the supply of stupid...

    What will run out first the supply of stupid Americans with access to lethal weapons or ammo, my monies on the ammo
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    Poll: Apologies to excellent Mendip and any others who...

    Apologies to excellent Mendip and any others who slipped ym ageing and addled bonce.

    Let it me a warning to you younger wankers, my eyes are dim , my knob rotted by years of probing and my...
  18. Tipple Ripple, vendors forgot to lubrcate the...

    Tipple Ripple, vendors forgot to lubrcate the nipple.
    Perhaps safer to stick to Red Bull.....oh wait a mo....
  19. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    My step brother had a gf with a pub nr Salford...

    My step brother had a gf with a pub nr Salford station, I preferred thE Marble Arch a better class of alcoholic.
    Sad to see Boddies gone, never my favourite ale , must admit a Cheshire /Saffordshire...
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    If genuine autograph I'll swop you for mrs , plus...

    If genuine autograph I'll swop you for mrs , plus mother-in-law and sister iin Rainow, no partt loads, As the 234kg is more than my bike can handle you must arrange a Bus? JCB or similar, in fact a...
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    Some cheer for all real Mancunians , new free...

    Some cheer for all real Mancunians , new free GMPTE pass, climb on board
    77484
    GMPTE


    A heartening tale from the grim reality that is Lancashire


    A cheerful cheeky chappy seeking love.
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    Chinese Cream Tarts?

    Radical insights into the bbonk back better mentality.

    Should Thailand’s sex capital ready itself for a ‘Chinese takeover’? Pattaya paper forecasts 5 possible post-pandemic futures for the city
    ...
  23. Chinese Casino Magnate’s Empire Set to Expand in...

    Chinese Casino Magnate’s Empire Set to Expand in Laos – The Diplomat
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    Facebook Launches Major Corporate Rebrand To...

    Facebook Launches Major Corporate Rebrand To "Metaverse" As Zuck Tries To Move On From Scandals




    After announcing plans to hire 10,000 workers in Europe (despite a looming global corporate...
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    Cracking More good news there's a football fan...

    Cracking

    More good news there's a football fan seeking a new position , could be a match made in heaven , I realize MM will be devestated but Chitty and Ole?
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    Poor Ole Chitty all alone without a dream ...

    Poor Ole Chitty all alone without a dream

    While we celebrate up teh Dilly , I guess its all fart together down Curry Mile again.

    Anyway a Lullabbly for lonelyhearts everywhere

    Manchester...
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    Yoou might wanna stick to picking birds, get that...

    Yoou might wanna stick to picking birds, get that Brut out and yer best trackie
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    Cross Fred harrassment

    Cross Fred harrassment
  29. Malmo mike tearfully announce Mashed Swedes

    Rough translation from Malmo AftonBaldet

    "Team Malmo opgebyggred engelsk blachampionskar"

    Stockholms Dagens Nyheter

    "Kungsblå Chelsea större blöta svenska"

    Tak SO Mickey:cmn:
  30. Apart from Saucisson for the Ladies Priests...

    Apart from
    Saucisson for the Ladies
    Priests for the boys
    Coffee breaks for the feckless
    African soldiers for the adventurous and of course for the wider rapertures the Baguette
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    Is that like a Lulu multilick greening himself...

    Is that like a Lulu multilick greening himself until he went bland?
  32. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    From vibrant youth to pensioner there''s only one...

    From vibrant youth to pensioner there''s only one choice for winners

    Whether the swingers of King's Rd , naming a Clinton or a Hotel, thrashing Danes at Stamford Bridge, Mancunians anywhere.
    ...
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    Poll: Ah Mendi yes oops Sorry he sent a telegram...

    Ah Mendi yes oops Sorry he sent a telegram mistakenly thinking he was need at Stampswede Bridge in goal against Malmo while Anna the Dog may be the preferred shock replacement for Ole Gonner...
  34. Laos: Railway to slash cost, time of travel |...

    Laos: Railway to slash cost, time of travel | World | Vietnam+ (VietnamPlus)
  35. Meanwhiile cop murderer of 60 billion baht firm,...

    Meanwhiile cop murderer of 60 billion baht firm, police look other way
  36. Ole hair on a G string catches many a pedo

    Ole hair on a G string catches many a pedo
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    No longer Woke in my yoof Robertson's Golly's...

    No longer Woke in my yoof Robertson's Golly's were highly prized and a full band meant many jam sarnies.

    The old timers may correct me but you needed several Paper gollys inserted into the paper...
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=7...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=77446&stc=1
  39. Pardon me boy is that teh Luang Prabang Choo Choo?

    Railway to slash cost, time of travel

    Ticket prices on the Laos-China railway will be cheaper than travel over the same distance by road, with the price beginning at 0.3 yuan/person/kilometre...
  40. My godmother actually came from match making burg...

    My godmother actually came from match making burg in Clare , Lisdoonvarna, my favourite Christy song , we knew Luka better but what a talent.

    For those unfamaliar with the Connacht craic lyrics...
  41. TRASH The Real Assholes Support Honky

    TRASH

    The
    Real
    Assholes
    Support
    Honky
  42. Into the mix is the jockeying for new leadership....

    Into the mix is the jockeying for new leadership.

    They want poor docile Burmese to work like slaves , take rap for local crimes, but deport once knackered.
    They want tourists or virtual tourist...
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    Poll: English Premier Threadmaster of the Year

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    International Full Mumblers Premier INN Award




    Armstrong
    BSnub
    Baldrick
    Buckaroo Banzai
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    Lovely Dave, Fret knot f your Sheep sexing and...

    Lovely Dave,

    Fret knot f your Sheep sexing and kangaroo culling career don't pan out you can always be a busker.
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    Watch out BB mongerforum quality control on...

    Watch out BB mongerforum quality control on overtime, a stiff reprimand like that may be regarded as mellow card
  46. Flatten the Cube, Raze the Pyramids , destroy the...

    Flatten the Cube, Raze the Pyramids , destroy the base
  47. Velly Sorry NO have more fake plates available at...

    Velly Sorry NO have more fake plates available at all , for the remainder of 2564 due to extraordinary demand n peek season, pre order for VIP Redbull Go as Please passes now being taken.
  48. Where else could an executve goball trendsitter...

    Where else could an executve goball trendsitter get Covid, smog pollution, dual pricing and a hand job all in one place,

    Now that's what I call multibasking.
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    Gongs Pins and Badges

    Beat the Krauts in 2 world wars, thin strip
    https://teakdoor.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=77408&stc=1
    Tookover foreign country and started 50 million plus casualty conflict, Austrian on right...
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    fitting for a headstone

    fitting for a headstone
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