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    The law is on BLDs side and the idiot can't...

    The law is on BLDs side and the idiot can't return because of the police.
    If he does then hes straight back in the clink.

    Best way to come down on these types is hard and fast, I reckon BLD has...
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    I spent a couple of years working in Oz and...

    I spent a couple of years working in Oz and indeed saw racism from a minority towards Asians in Oz.
    However, it's all part and parcel of living in a predominantly white country.
    Much the way...
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    Imagine the changes they could have made to the...

    Imagine the changes they could have made to the Royal family if they stayed, probably none....
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    That's actually funny in a sick way. RIP Diana

    That's actually funny in a sick way.

    RIP Diana
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    Buckingham Palace is Britain's biggest council...

    Buckingham Palace is Britain's biggest council house!

    The only reason the occupants reside there and elsewhere is because their ancestors were more murderous and ruthless than anyone else.
    ...
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    Don't tempt fate, we'd be on the piss together or...

    Don't tempt fate, we'd be on the piss together or kicking the shit out of each other:)

    Check out a long running Manchester comedy series called "Shameless".

    It was that successful that the...
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    :smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing:
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    A cause for celebration, time to get onit like a...

    A cause for celebration, time to get onit like a car bonnet:bananaman:
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    Good man, I shall also get onit like a car bonnet...

    Good man, I shall also get onit like a car bonnet in your honour.

    A toast to......

    Manchester, the best footballing City on the planet:bananaman:
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    Fuck off Fuck off Fuck off How's that...

    Fuck off

    Fuck off

    Fuck off


    How's that for three prescient answers?
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    Oh FFS! Anybody would think you've won the...

    Oh FFS!

    Anybody would think you've won the league:)
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    Can you not build an extension to your property...

    Can you not build an extension to your property and make extra room.

    Loads around here did property extensions and improvements over lockdown using the money they would have used going on holiday....
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    Quite common here in the UK. Mostly between...

    Quite common here in the UK.

    Mostly between separated spouses.

    A mate of mine got banned from his own house by his bird, he can't even collect his possessions.

    Apparently she's sold them...
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    That's great news!

    That's great news!
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    Hope the cvnt gets banged up! Can you get a...

    Hope the cvnt gets banged up!

    Can you get a court injunction banning him from your home and family then in effect banning him from his.
    He'd have to live elsewhere..
  16. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Happy Birthday you wanker. Now if you don't...

    Happy Birthday you wanker.

    Now if you don't mind, I need to go lay down in a darkened room.
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    A new Premier League goal and penalty record...

    A new Premier League goal and penalty record broken for Manure Utd.

    30 seconds....
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    Playing Martial up front on his own has its...

    Playing Martial up front on his own has its benefits.

    Now you've had your consolation penalty, it's time for the onslaught and City to bang in 7:bananaman:
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    Martial as a lone forward for Manure Utd. Ffs...

    Martial as a lone forward for Manure Utd.

    Ffs this is gonna be carnage.
  20. How do you know?

    How do you know?
  21. Nice sleuthing Troy! Where's Inspector Sid...

    Nice sleuthing Troy!

    Where's Inspector Sid when you need him?

    I'm going go with, met online over lockdown.

    She went to visit him with the intention of moving in with a man double her age...
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    Indeed, the futures bright:UK: The remoaners...

    Indeed, the futures bright:UK:

    The remoaners favourite saying is "A bird in the hand is better than two in the bush".

    Thai mentality in a way, think now not tomorrow.

    Thank fvck the Great...
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    The Keyser SŲze of Teakdoor is not properly the...

    The Keyser SŲze of Teakdoor is not properly the devil or a demon. It is not a malignant, supernatural creature that doesn't belong to this world, with extraordinary powers, contrary to the basic...
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    Post up your curry and let the members poll...

    Post up your curry and let the members poll decide :)
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    This bloke seems to know what he's talking about,...

    This bloke seems to know what he's talking about, thread needs an update..

    4 Ways to Live and Work in Thailand - YouTube
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    Looking forward to your entry Cyrille, it's great...

    Looking forward to your entry Cyrille, it's great to have your knowledge and expertise on the subject in this thread.
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    The competition can include all curry from around...

    The competition can include all curry from around the world, not just India or Bradford:)

    How about some Thai Green/red/yellow curry....

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/14.png
    ...
  28. Thai fisherman finds two huge lumps of whale vomit worth up to £240,000

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    Fortunate Thai fisherman discovered two huge lumps of whale vomit valued at £240,000 after returning to the shore disenchanted that he had not...
  29. Good Sex for All: How Bangkok is confronting Thailandís greatest taboo

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/313.jpgIllustrations: Thaiconsent, No Word For ThisStory by Angela Symons
    Despite its reputation as a free-wheeling never-never land, Bangkok doesnít...
  30. Retired Boeing 747 gets second life as a Bangkok cafe

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/319.jpgMissing those fuselage feels and craving on-board dining? Indulge both in Bangkok without fussing through security at an airplane-turned-cafe in...
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    Here's my Olegend prediction... ...

    Here's my Olegend prediction...

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/312.jpg

    :smileylaughing:Get that bus parked!!!:bananaman:
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    Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola and Manchester...

    Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola and Manchester United counterpart Ole Gunnar Solskjaer will come up against each other on Sunday with a gulf in the Premier League table between them.
    There are...
  33. https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/307.j...

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    image captionProtesters remain defiant despite the rising death toll
    Myanmar has been gripped by mass protests demanding...
  34. Suspicious disappearance of Asian woman 25 and her children, Scotsman 50 arrested.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/03/303.jpgIMAGE COPYRIGHTPOLICE HANDOUT
    image captionBennylyn Burke was last seen at her South Gloucestershire home on 17 February
    A 50-year-old man has...
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    You may remember our Clarkson Q&A and F1 rant...

    You may remember our Clarkson Q&A and F1 rant from 2019. It turns out we didn't use all of the footage from that day, so since we're all missing a trip to the pub and we know you all love a bit of...
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    Pataks Madras chicken curry on a Sunday night...

    Pataks Madras chicken curry on a Sunday night using the leftover chicken from the Sunday roast was the norm in our house back then.
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    A week tomorrow the poll goes up, that'll give...

    A week tomorrow the poll goes up, that'll give everyone time to post up their curry club entry.

    Rules are you've gotta show your process through a story in pictures including a recipe and...
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    "Curry Off" A new Teakdoor competition, I like...

    "Curry Off"

    A new Teakdoor competition, I like your train of thought.

    This year instead of a "bake off", we'll have a "Curry off"!

    Points for originality, etc then I'll put a poll up.

    Any...
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    Or do as the Indians do and use Chipatis .

    Or do as the Indians do and use Chipatis .
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    :) Not a criticism, I'm going to...

    :)







    Not a criticism, I'm going to buy some brown Basmati rice next time I do a curry and post the pic here.
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    :smileylaughing::UK:

    :smileylaughing::UK:
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    :rofl::rolleyes:
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    Tell me about it, my eldest is 16 and has size 11...

    Tell me about it, my eldest is 16 and has size 11 feet already.

    I must have spent £600 on footwear for my three in the last year:)
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    Accidental handball that leads to a goal-scoring...

    Accidental handball that leads to a goal-scoring chance or a goal for a team-mate will no longer be penalised, say football's law makers.

    Ifab confirmed the change on Friday, saying it was because...
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    Sticky: I had a go at self testing tonight and came up...

    I had a go at self testing tonight and came up virus free..
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    Brits will be the tourists holiday destinations want first.:UK:

    Cypress and Portugal have threw their hats in the ring first.
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    Children are back in school on Monday after a tedious winter lockdown.
    They've got to have three tests in the first two weeks before they can attend full time, so remote learning is still a part of...
  47. Thread: Dinner

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    Fish Fryday.. 65430

    Fish Fryday..
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    65428 :bananaman:

    65428

    :bananaman:
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    They haven't got their rowdy intimidating fans...

    They haven't got their rowdy intimidating fans behind them.
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    Not since 1923 have Liverpool had 4 consecutive...

    Not since 1923 have Liverpool had 4 consecutive home defeats :smileylaughing:

    Happy 70th birthday Kenny Dalglish.
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