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    Yep I knew that :) (In a previous career, I was...

    Yep I knew that :) (In a previous career, I was a space scientist/engineer- I designed space-flight hardware for ESA - European Space Agency).

    One of the antennas that I built is a horn for...
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    There was another ISS TV broadcast a few days...

    There was another ISS TV broadcast a few days ago. I managed to receive this picture using my plastic water pipe and wire helical antenna, received on 145.8 MHz as the ISS passed over Laos, (the...
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    Ah!!!!!! Paragraphs please! Reading that sent my...

    Ah!!!!!! Paragraphs please! Reading that sent my eyes funny :)

    I'm from Leicester in the UK Midlands. Caucasian, but my brother did a great job of tracing our family roots via DNA checks etc,...
  4. I left the UK about 20 years ago, so home is in...

    I left the UK about 20 years ago, so home is in south-east Asia, specifically Luang Prabang, in north Laos. The last 18 months have been pretty normal for me, just a couple of lock-down periods, but...
  5. ...which translates literally as 'regular work' ...

    ...which translates literally as 'regular work'

    Concerning learning Thai, some people are better at learning languages than others. My father was a professor of languages, and was trilingual from...
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    Well..... it's a kind of massage tool, yes!!

    Well..... it's a kind of massage tool, yes!!
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    It's a very explicit dick-shape, with two shiny...

    It's a very explicit dick-shape, with two shiny testicles..... :)
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    Weird things seen on Zoom

    I know there are various news stories about naked politicians (or their wives/husbands) inadvertently caught on camera during Zoom meetings.

    Today I was teaching science to a regular student of...
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    Poll: 2 extreme choices in the poll, nothing...

    2 extreme choices in the poll, nothing in-between, so I won't vote.
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    Poll: Here in Laos, I previously mentioned that I had...

    Here in Laos, I previously mentioned that I had my first AZ jab a few weeks ago. Now the AZ supply has (temporarily) run out for new jabs, but - sensibly - the authorities held back enough AZ...
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    Dickhead of the day - pictures

    "What do we do with this unexploded bomb?"

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    Agreed, men without foreskins are abnormal, not...

    Agreed, men without foreskins are abnormal, not that they had a say in the matter...
  13. I gave up giving references to potential...

    I gave up giving references to potential employers yonks ago, because those referees all seemed to suggest that I was a total bastard, prone to frottering my female work colleagues, and habitually,...
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    I think my ban was due to my regular piss-taking...

    I think my ban was due to my regular piss-taking of wokes and snowflakes. I am of the 'old school'. If you cut your leg off by accident, then it's just a scratch. I'm of the view that many of the...
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    Banned by The Sun!

    That bastion of honest journalism (and page 3 knockers),The Sun newspaper, has banned me from commenting on their news reports :smileylaughing:

    Apparently, this is because my views and sarcastic...
  16. Thread: RIP Bitcoin

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    Ethereum has popped up over $4,000 - I'm finally...

    Ethereum has popped up over $4,000 - I'm finally getting some potential $ (if I sell), for my unlucky gambles in Pandacoin, Ripple, Dash etc....
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    Poll: Finally got my first AZ shot last week in Laos,...

    Finally got my first AZ shot last week in Laos, free for all over 60 years old, including foreigners.
    It didn't hurt at all, probably because I was used to dealing with so many pricks already (not...
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    I used to occasionally see Atlas moths at dusk,...

    I used to occasionally see Atlas moths at dusk, flying through the rubber trees next to my little bed and breakfast in north Phuket. They flapped their wings slowly and looked like huge bats! ...
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    68376 Although I'm not a great drinker, I read...

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    Although I'm not a great drinker, I read about this new beer from Lao Breweries. It's a tasty lager, 4.5%.

    The comments that I'm reading on FB about this beer is nothing to do with its...
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    That wood is known as ไม้ครับ or crap...

    That wood is known as ไม้ครับ or crap wood...........
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    Why do you have a pubic hair between your toes?

    Why do you have a pubic hair between your toes?
  22. Thread: Hello?

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    My girl was different..... :smileylaughing: ...

    My girl was different..... :smileylaughing:

    She actually carried a piece of paper in her handbag on which she had written in English "I am not mad". She used to show it to my friends to 'prove'...
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    "You know that Thai hooker that you're shacked up...

    "You know that Thai hooker that you're shacked up with, and who bangs like a rocket engine? Well, it might be a good idea to revisit the wedding that you're planning, 'cos I get these vibes that she...
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    Actually, if you look carefully at the photo,...

    Actually, if you look carefully at the photo, those are not hairs. That is the pattern on the black plastic. There are no hairs on that brush.
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    Yep! Right again. It's my sex doll's...

    Yep! Right again. It's my sex doll's hairbrush.... :smileylaughing:
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    What's this? It is not a tickler or other kind of...

    What's this? It is not a tickler or other kind of sex toy, but .......

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    Spot-on!! It's a close-up photo of my ham...

    Spot-on!!

    It's a close-up photo of my ham radio rig that is within a DIY faraday cage, to minimise interference from nearby power lines.

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    Yes it does a little, but that's not it. The...

    Yes it does a little, but that's not it. The metal mesh is not attached to the part inside it... Your clue is 'Michael'
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    Too easy! Yep - it's my morse code key, which of...

    Too easy! Yep - it's my morse code key, which of course, most people have on their desks....

    Update:

    Here's part of something else that is on my work desk, and which I use throughout the day...
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    Here is something on my work desk... easy? ...

    Here is something on my work desk... easy?

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    Ha! Off-topic, but reminds me when I used to...

    Ha! Off-topic, but reminds me when I used to secretly write numbers on toads in my hotel garden in Phuket. My mad ex thought that the writing was a natural phenomenon, and would buy lottery tickets...
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    Thanks - that really stands out (NOT)!

    Thanks - that really stands out (NOT)!
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    Actually, I have to confess that in all my years...

    Actually, I have to confess that in all my years of being a TD member, I have never given a green or a red, for the simple reason that I have no fcuking clue how to do that process!! Please...
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    "Moderators are long time members of the forum...

    "Moderators are long time members of the forum who their levelheaded participation was noticed and were offered the thankless job of moderating. If they have any privilege's, it is well earned....
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    Correct! It's my aerobic exercise blow-up ball :)

    Correct! It's my aerobic exercise blow-up ball :)
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    Nope, far bigger than that... I think I need to...

    Nope, far bigger than that... I think I need to give a huge clue ==> exercise!
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    OK a clue, balls!!

    OK a clue, balls!!
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    Your reply is completely wrong, but a little...

    Your reply is completely wrong, but a little nearer to the truth that LD's guess.
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    My turn - this is not multiple nipples on a...

    My turn - this is not multiple nipples on a purple alien...

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    ex #1 (UK) - You used to be rich, now you're not...

    ex #1 (UK) - You used to be rich, now you're not

    ex #2 (Thai) - bibble, bibble, bibble (she was the stark raving loony one)

    ex #3 (Thai) - Darling, I know you're slaving away in difficult...
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    [QUOTE=Neverna;4249083]Paper mouth coils,...

    [QUOTE=Neverna;4249083]Paper mouth coils, apparently!

    A game, magic trick.

    The kid in that video looks as bored as fcuk when the guy starts pulling out multicoloured vomit tissues from his...
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    No, but along the right lines. It's a coconut,...

    No, but along the right lines. It's a coconut, viewed end-on.
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    Wot?? 67588

    Wot??

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    Does your partner get worried about you taking...

    Does your partner get worried about you taking VERY close-up photos of dogs' bollox?
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    Aging One, well done!

    Many is years younger than me, so it's no wonder that he is seeking a decent career at 'real' international schools. I entered the teaching profession as a means to put...
  46. In my daily science lessons, I mostly use Zoom,...

    In my daily science lessons, I mostly use Zoom, then Zhumu (for some mainland China regions), also Skype, Webex and Classin. Zoom is my preferred option. Webex is good for large classes, Classin is...
  47. Actually, most sex-dolls have a design fault in...

    Actually, most sex-dolls have a design fault in their wrists. Pull them up by their hands and the finger wires pull out from the wrists, leaving the poor gal with floppy hands.

    The only way to...
  48. Cooped up alone in my house, I learnt a whole set...

    Cooped up alone in my house, I learnt a whole set of masturbation techniques :cmn:
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    Little change for me, apart from more and more...

    Little change for me, apart from more and more demand for my online science lessons :) I'm up to about 163 young students, each taught 1-to-1, so my lesson calendar is fully booked for about 2...
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    Ah got it! Now I understand why my ex-wife's...

    Ah got it! Now I understand why my ex-wife's sister used to show up in her absence and flutter her eyes at me - she needed the brakes on her motorbike fixed and had no money... No wonder she gave...
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