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  1. 81 was a decent innings, especially after some of...

    81 was a decent innings, especially after some of his health problems in later years; the finest finisher that ever lived, some have said.

    I always had you down as a Manc though, david. Didn't...
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    One of my mates married a woman who will be in...

    One of my mates married a woman who will be in her late 50s/early 60s now, and she was telling us that she had an ex boyfriend who used to enjoy her ramming a knitting needle down his nob.


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    I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv! I...

    I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv!

    I think this fella has taken inserting your USB incorrectly to another level!
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    We've all been there...

    ...haven't we?

    Teenager hospitalised after sticking USB cable in his penis
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    And FWIW, I'd take someone like Conte any day of...

    And FWIW, I'd take someone like Conte any day of the week if he came available, but it's OLEgend innit? Me 'ero and all that.

    If he doesn't deliver success this season then he'll be out on his ear...
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    It was meant to end in tears 3 years ago. And 2...

    It was meant to end in tears 3 years ago. And 2 years ago. And a year ago.

    Stopped clocks come to mind.

    The treatment he's had from the press has been ridiculous.
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    Egg, chips and beans with loads of salt n vinegar...

    Egg, chips and beans with loads of salt n vinegar and 2 buttered slices of Warburtons was a winner when I was a sprog.
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    What is IKEA gravy?

    What is IKEA gravy?
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    This is true. We accumulate so much pointless...

    This is true. We accumulate so much pointless junk. It's definitely good to declutter from time to time.
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    Poll: This is actually a myth. Very few vaccines are...

    This is actually a myth. Very few vaccines are able to achieve total protection against infection:

    Coronavirus: few vaccines prevent infection – here's why that's not a problem
  11. 75896 Wouldn't fancy my chances.

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    Wouldn't fancy my chances.
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    Imagine being stuck out there in January. I...

    Imagine being stuck out there in January. I suppose it could go both ways though: you learn to live with it or it scares the shit out of you and you fuck it off the first chance you get.
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    75895 :smileylaughing:

    75895

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    Poll: More and more places are asking for a QR code...

    More and more places are asking for a QR code these days on your vaccination certificate and my missus doesn't have one. She had the one shot Janssen one from a Walgreens in New York a couple of...
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    So I was right! :sexy:

    So I was right!

    :sexy:
  16. Danish water? I thought their exports were...

    Danish water? I thought their exports were limited to goalkeepers and bacon. :)
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    Had a weird week last week. Only Lukaku got any...

    Had a weird week last week. Only Lukaku got any decent points from my forwards, but every defender got at least 5!

    I switched one of my forwards cos Antonio is suspended, but I'm not confident at...
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    I'm preety sure that's the late 80s one, Lu,...

    I'm preety sure that's the late 80s one, Lu, anyway. We had one in 83, when we won the FA Cup, which looked similar too. Likewise in 90.

    Kudos, fella. I think me and you are a similar age.
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    Wanna put your games against mine? I'll go...

    Wanna put your games against mine?

    I'll go over 1000 from 1983 to the present day (the last 15 years much less obviously)

    Like I say, your games against mine.
  20. Dear God, nammers. Do you think the political...

    Dear God, nammers.

    Do you think the political party that runs Germany is the same one that tried to exterminate 6 millions jews in 1940?
  21. Correct ne if I'm wrong, Herman, but haven't you...

    Correct ne if I'm wrong, Herman, but haven't you spent pretty much your entire existence on here telling us how evil and shit Russia is?
  22. Thanks for your response, nammers. As erudite as...

    Thanks for your response, nammers. As erudite as ever.

    However, haven't we been down this avenue a few times about EU contributions and dare I suggest that you might be a little bit biased on this...
  23. Well, perhaps its hit home now.

    Well, perhaps its hit home now.
  24. This aint my thang, but a lot of people are...

    This aint my thang, but a lot of people are saying this gives Europe a bloody nose and lets them know they are out of the loop when it comes to the major powers (of which the UK clearly still is...
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    An analogy for purpose and humorous effect, dear...

    An analogy for purpose and humorous effect, dear nammers.

    A bit like saying Arsenal's front lads offer even less in attack than the US running away from Afghanistan.

    An analogy, dear nammers....
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    Are you gonna tell us eventually?

    Are you gonna tell us eventually?
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    Nobody cares about Arsenal anymore, Harriet. It's...

    Nobody cares about Arsenal anymore, Harriet. It's not 1991.

    Anyway, on to more pressing matters :). Steve could be looking at his last Brucie bonus tonight if Leeds get a result and the deluded...
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    Can't they just all sink? Apart from 70s...

    Can't they just all sink?

    Apart from 70s hairy-muffed porn, what have they ever done for the world? :)
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    Are you really including me in the select...

    Are you really including me in the select membership? Swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

    Extreme? How?!?!??! Army's posts would have us all believing that a vegetable has never been grown in...
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    I have no idea about the military and its assets,...

    I have no idea about the military and its assets, but I read your posts on this topic with genuine interest and admire your collection of little soldiers and aircraft from afar. Everyone needs a...
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    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:...

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:





    You are to food what Osama Bin Laden was to US tourism. Have you not got scurvy yet?
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    That kit brings back nightmares. 87/88 innit?...

    That kit brings back nightmares.

    87/88 innit?

    What terrible times to be a red although the last few years haven't exactly been a bed of roses.
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    Lamb looks great, but where's the gravy?

    Lamb looks great, but where's the gravy?
  34. You should watch Seaspiracy on Netflix. Dolphin...

    You should watch Seaspiracy on Netflix. Dolphin friendly labels are largely a load of bollocks.

    Seaspiracy | The Truth About 'Dolphin Friendly' Labels - YouTube
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    Pep Guardiola calls out supporters' club chief...

    Pep Guardiola calls out supporters' club chief Kevin Parker who told him 'stick to football' | Daily Mail Online


    What will their excuses be tomorrow? Shopping in town? Taking the kids to the...
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    Charoen Krung has some great little stands if...

    Charoen Krung has some great little stands if you're ever up near the river. I actually quite like the chicken from the chain too, I think it's called Five Star.

    Yeah, these places:

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    Thais love it though, don't they? I guess...

    Thais love it though, don't they?

    I guess it's because it's cheap and Thais don't often go for beef.
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    I'm terrible at this kind of trivia, but I'd...

    I'm terrible at this kind of trivia, but I'd hazard a guess at Harry Kane or maybe Aguero.

    I was at the game when Solskjaer did it on his debut against Blackburn, but that was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
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    I can definitely run with your last line....

    I can definitely run with your last line. :bananaman:
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    Of all the fast food joints, KFC is very much at...

    Of all the fast food joints, KFC is very much at the bottom of the pile. I've never understood the attraction and that looks dreadful.

    The fried chicken you can buy at roadside stalls in Thailand...
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    Try telling that to a Newcastle fan.

    Try telling that to a Newcastle fan.
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    Not to worry, Chits. Most of you will be...

    Not to worry, Chits. Most of you will be supporting Chelsea next year anyway when you've found another plastic bandwagon to jump on.

    What a joke of a club. :smileylaughing:
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    Nothing gets past Nev. :) Correct on every...

    Nothing gets past Nev.

    :)

    Correct on every point.
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    You think I'm paying for this, Chits? :)

    You think I'm paying for this, Chits? :)
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    I've moved, pal. Keener eyes will be able to...

    I've moved, pal.

    Keener eyes will be able to work it out. We had a 60 hour journey from South America, but I'm now closer to my mum and dad, and my missus is closer to hers in Malaysia, who she...
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    The view from the hotel restaurant and a very...

    The view from the hotel restaurant and a very famous river nearby.

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    I couldn't afford to pay for this as a poor TEFLer, but somebody obviously loves me. :)
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    A variety of snacks and meals from this week....

    A variety of snacks and meals from this week. Didn't Lu ask for more from the Middle East? Cy will know them all, so he'll get 10 points, which is about 10 points more than his West Brom will get...
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    Were the people of Noord Holland able to...

    Were the people of Noord Holland able to distinguish between your local lingo and that of your English when you were a few sheets to the wind? :)

    Great stuff, by the way. Green from me. It sounds...
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    The traffic coming in from Stockport is terrible...

    The traffic coming in from Stockport is terrible at that time of night.

    :smileylaughing:

    I didn't know you'd already done this, but I make no apologies for the post above laying a bit more on....
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    Just how old are you lot on here? :)

    Just how old are you lot on here? :)
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