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    Bugger! Canterbury loses to Otago. The year...

    Bugger! Canterbury loses to Otago.

    The year on year excellence from the red and black has eluded the franchise in 2020.
  2. We? Is there a mouse in your pocket?

    We? Is there a mouse in your pocket?
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    ^ Did you write this post while angry? I imagine...

    ^ Did you write this post while angry? I imagine your phone being spittle flecked.
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    Reduction emphasized delicate undertones. Chef...

    Reduction emphasized delicate undertones. Chef then introduced onion naan.
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    Alcoholics love cold ones, hot ones...liquor in...

    Alcoholics love cold ones, hot ones...liquor in coffee shops.
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    Squirt's quite unusual. It resembles tonic soda. ...

    Squirt's quite unusual. It resembles tonic soda.

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    Nastiness as scary taniwha* in nearby estates...

    Nastiness as scary taniwha* in nearby estates scare schoolgirls.

    * Taniwha - In Māori mythology, taniwha are beings that live in deep pools in rivers, dark caves, or in the sea, especially in...
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    got 20.85 for my Kiwi buck this morning on...

    got 20.85 for my Kiwi buck this morning on transferwise.
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    Strengthening the remaining empire never got the...

    Strengthening the remaining empire never got the help expected. Notably, idiots now govern.
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    Excitement Xanadu caused isn't treating...

    Excitement Xanadu caused isn't treating everybody's malaise, even nodding Thais.
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    Excrement x-rayed could reveal everyone's meals,...

    Excrement x-rayed could reveal everyone's meals, even nightly tacos.
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    Tax-fiddles are xeroxed, faxed, indexed,...

    Tax-fiddles are xeroxed, faxed, indexed, deliberately downloaded late every spring.
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    Yikes! Canterbury got pasted by Bay of Plenty....

    Yikes! Canterbury got pasted by Bay of Plenty. Well done to the Blue and Gold, but kee-rist Canterbury looked flatfooted and listless today.
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    I want to go back late January, but it looks like...

    I want to go back late January, but it looks like there will be a lot of "ifs" to deal with - time off from work, airport opening here, flights available to NZ, quarantine, flights back, quarantining...
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    Somnambulations offer most nightly ambulators...

    Somnambulations offer most nightly ambulators many beautifully unplanned loops around the institute outside normal schedules.
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    ^ Even crabs won't touch the stuff? Wow!

    ^ Even crabs won't touch the stuff? Wow!
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    Attack thoroughly trashed Anna's Calvin Klein's.

    Attack thoroughly trashed Anna's Calvin Klein's.
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    Dictator in Congo thought about taking over...

    Dictator in Congo thought about taking over Rwanda.
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    Tonguing or not, going up Ida's naked gash.

    Tonguing or not, going up Ida's naked gash.
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    Australians undeniably sought to run around...

    Australians undeniably sought to run around Lombok in annoyingly naughty speedos.
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    Wankers are now knowingly emailing rude stuff.

    Wankers are now knowingly emailing rude stuff.
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    Salvation assured, Laos visitors are thinking...

    Salvation assured, Laos visitors are thinking it's onward now.
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    Demons exited Manchester on new scooters.

    Demons exited Manchester on new scooters.
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    Spelling "Potawatomi" excited linguists. Let's...

    Spelling "Potawatomi" excited linguists. Let's imagine new games.
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    Up at three in the a.m. to watch my beloved red...

    Up at three in the a.m. to watch my beloved red and black lose it in extra time. Meh.

    Well done to the Mooloo.
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    Nicking ideas, China knows it's not genius.

    Nicking ideas, China knows it's not genius.
  27. If form follows the Greens could well pick up a...

    If form follows the Greens could well pick up a seat as overseas votes come in.
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    Y'know, Keir, nobody "owns" Whitechapel.

    Y'know, Keir, nobody "owns" Whitechapel.
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    Too often, obviously.

    Too often, obviously.
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    Soon our organisation's neutered.

    Soon our organisation's neutered.
  31. Labour winning big at around 50%. National under...

    Labour winning big at around 50%. National under "Crusher" Collins just over 26%. Green candidate Chl÷e Swarbrick wins in Auckland Central. Way to go latte liberals!

    Nick Smith out in Nelson and...
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    Gathering a tight herd earned rodeo investors new...

    Gathering a tight herd earned rodeo investors new glories.
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    Functioning uterus needs cock. That's it. ...

    Functioning uterus needs cock. That's it. Otherwise, nothing inside needs growing.
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    Nod on Demerol.

    Nod on Demerol.
  35. Thread: I made wine

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    Mix with soda water and you have a cheap Thai...

    Mix with soda water and you have a cheap Thai style wine cooler.

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    "Supply underpins property prices," lectured...

    "Supply underpins property prices," lectured yuppies.
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    Haranguers around rightwing areas now get...

    Haranguers around rightwing areas now get unusually expansive retainer salaries.



    this guy -> https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/10/444.jpg
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    Exercised xenic experiments regarding Covid...

    Exercised xenic experiments regarding Covid infections. Samples eerily disappeared.

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    Stratosphere? That's really a thing our space...

    Stratosphere? That's really a thing our space pioneers heard exists 'round Earth.
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    Guaranteed unless a rat and newt tear every...

    Guaranteed unless a rat and newt tear every electrical device.
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    Leukemia enthusiasts usually kill everybody....

    Leukemia enthusiasts usually kill everybody. Maybe I'll avoid.
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    Disappointed Indian sailors asked pointedly,...

    Disappointed Indian sailors asked pointedly, "Poppadoms only?" Indians need thalis, even dhal.
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    Sodomy ordinarily delights old mincers...

    Sodomy ordinarily delights old mincers (Yeovilians).
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    Smirk made Israeli reservist kvetch.

    Smirk made Israeli reservist kvetch.
  45. If a resident or citizen has not stepped foot in...

    If a resident or citizen has not stepped foot in New Zealand for over three years the person is ineligible to vote.


    Probably not. After the Key years and with Judith Collins now in charge and...
  46. Same.

    Same.
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    Save yer cash and get a Seiko SARB 065 (known as...

    Save yer cash and get a Seiko SARB 065 (known as the Cocktail Time), and put it on a Milanese mesh bracelet. Then invest in a lotto ticket and use your winnings to get a Rolex.
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  48. Thread: New Product!

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    ^ ah...no nitrates! Got it.

    ^ ah...no nitrates! Got it.
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    Foster's bringing in D-Mac at fullback.

    Foster's bringing in D-Mac at fullback.
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    Notices outside the Italian consulate explained...

    Notices outside the Italian consulate explained spumoni.

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