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    Mendip Do something special for yourself and...

    Mendip
    Do something special for yourself and instead of chicken for Christmas day order in a Hooker and get yourself laid!!!

    The magnificent feeling might not last long but it would be worth it....
  2. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Mendip I think your boy (above) must have snuck...

    Mendip
    I think your boy (above) must have snuck up to my place as I recently hatched 12 chickens and every one of them is black.
    Bit suspicious to me.

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    Does that mean you are going to take a day off? ...

    Does that mean you are going to take a day off? Or are you going shopping after work?

    Don't forget to buy some nice warm socks that don't have holes in them.

    Did you investigate buying...
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    Mendip I think it is actually the hand sanitiser...

    Mendip
    I think it is actually the hand sanitiser spray more than the Epsom salts but it seems to have worked.
    I never did see anything that might have been an abscess or any swelling / redness in...
  5. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Well it is a good day today I now have 2 hens...

    Well it is a good day today I now have 2 hens laying. I got 2 eggs yesterday but wasn't sure if I had forgotten to collect the previous days, so I waited and today 2 eggs again so all is good in the...
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    KW You do know he's a geologist don't you, smart...

    KW
    You do know he's a geologist don't you, smart and geologist just never go together!

    Mendip
    If you bought a cap like that you would look like a dork, so i suppose you would then be a "daft...
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    Mendip Just change the socks to the other foot...

    Mendip
    Just change the socks to the other foot then the holes will be on the outside i.e. no problem
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    OK I apologise for calling you a miser but I am...

    OK I apologise for calling you a miser but I am now gonna say you are totally daft.
    Cold and need a Jumper, head cold so need a beanie, toes sticking out of the socks so need new socks!!!
    I am...
  9. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 In my long ago past I remember reading...

    JPPR2
    In my long ago past I remember reading about that pools have a non-return valve fitted in the bottom of them to prevent ground water pressure causing them to "raise" out of the ground. Does...
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    Mendip That looks mighty fine and not a bottle...

    Mendip
    That looks mighty fine and not a bottle of sauce in sight. I think I could really enjoy eating that.
    Well done you're finally being a bit adventurous by foregoing the fish and chips with...
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    Mendip There is still time for you to take...

    Mendip

    There is still time for you to take Friday off and to enjoy some sunshine!

    While I admire your desire to do the right thing by your heroic plant it is also easy to be a problem.
    In...
  12. My latest experience with taxi's was 2 weeks ago...

    My latest experience with taxi's was 2 weeks ago in Korat.
    I needed to get from the Ford dealers where they were working on my car to the Mall.
    Taxi called jump in and off we go meter running so I...
  13. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 It just isn't Thai style no power boards...

    JPPR2
    It just isn't Thai style no power boards and extension cables laying all over the place what will the neighbours think?

    Actually I think the lights are great and give off plenty of light. ...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Mendip https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    I'd already crossed off the jumper as I think I have one back...
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    I have read his posts on TV (if he's the same...

    I have read his posts on TV (if he's the same guy) and he is coming across here as a bit of a different persona.
    I think he must think it is the way to go i.e. being a twit like a few on here.
    His...
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    Mendip I know you lived in Perth so did you ever...

    Mendip
    I know you lived in Perth so did you ever ask for "Durex" while there.
    You might have got a shock if you did.
    We Aussie's call sticky/Scotch tape "Durex".
    I can't believe you were such a...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by ootai https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.pngmendip

    Take care mate and try to stay positive.





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    Wasp No need for the thanks I did nothing. ...

    Wasp
    No need for the thanks I did nothing.

    What i would like to know is what did you or should I say Missy do to solve the problem?

    Its good to know you are still alive and kicking.
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    mendip All I can do to help is wish you the best...

    mendip
    All I can do to help is wish you the best and hope the test result is negative.
    If it is you might want to exit Sweden ASAP but where to go to that is the question!
    I was wondering why you...
  21. This must be one of those "re-education schools"...

    This must be one of those "re-education schools" that the Government use so often to teach people to be obedient and not to argue with authority.
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    I am a progressive voter , and I understand the...
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    It depends on what the Senate is there for. It...

    It depends on what the Senate is there for. It is a house of review and each state has equal numbers of Senators so that each state has supposedly the same representation.
    The Lower house is where...
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    Wyoming has 3 electoral college votes and...

    Wyoming has 3 electoral college votes and California 55 so not exactly equal but not as disproportionate as you are trying to make out.

    I think that given the way America is set up the electoral...
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    I agree and also thanks to Norton for answering...

    I agree and also thanks to Norton for answering my question.
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    Nigel I like that one very nice. If its not a...

    Nigel
    I like that one very nice.
    If its not a secret how much did you sell it for?
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    Well today was not a good day, one of my hens...

    Well today was not a good day, one of my hens died, don't know why or what from but she was alive when I fed them in the morning and 3 hours later dead, literally fell off the perch.
    The SIL was...
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    Can one of the learned Americans that post here...

    Can one of the learned Americans that post here please answer the following question/s for me?

    Given Biden's age what happens if he dies say in 2 years time?
    I realise that Kamala Harris would...
  29. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    Well today was a good day! My first bum nut...

    Well today was a good day!

    My first bum nut i.e. egg for those of you who didn't know.

    AND

    She laid it in one of the nests I built not on the ground.
    Who said chickens are dumb (probably...
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    As a non American I really don't have too make of...

    As a non American I really don't have too make of a stake in the result, butt if you asked Donald its not called cheating its called "The Art of the Deal".

    If I was an American I would be a...
  31. I don't know where you got your definition from...

    I don't know where you got your definition from but this is what popped up when I asked Google.
    So I think they got it absolutely right.

    aĚbyss

    /əˈbis/



    a deep or seemingly bottomless...
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    Mendip Instead of going and getting hammered you...

    Mendip
    Instead of going and getting hammered you should try exploring the city by learning to ride one of those scooter thingy's.
    Pass the time productively by learning a new skill, getting some...
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    Mendip I am happy today I actually seen my young...

    Mendip
    I am happy today I actually seen my young rooster scruffing one of the hens so there is some hope that when they start laying I have might get fertile eggs and would mean chicks.
    I wasn't...
  34. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 Taken that your pool is going to be...

    JPPR2
    Taken that your pool is going to be pre-fabricated is it going to fit down the soi to get into your place?
    You have posted before about large things creating issues regarding access.
    Can't...
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    Mendip I didn't make myself absolutely clear...

    Mendip
    I didn't make myself absolutely clear but, what I meant is that I would be able to collect enough eggs over 5-6 days AND THEN I would put them all in the incubator at the same time just as...
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    Mendip 19 to 21 days before hatching I would...

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    19 to 21 days before hatching I would have been unconcerned but 7 days was way to quick for there not to be some other reason.
    I don't think it was the heat and humidity of Isaan either as...
  37. DineshR Hope you find what you are looking for....

    DineshR
    Hope you find what you are looking for.
    For me aesthetics never come into consideration it usually just function and cost.
  38. Thread: My Splendid Cock

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    I don't think they are any more stupid than any...

    I don't think they are any more stupid than any other chickens. In my case they had no one to learn from. The rooster and his Thai lady just flew up onto the perches which I don't think the Warren's...
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    I thought I would provide an update on my hens....

    I thought I would provide an update on my hens.
    I have now had them 3 weeks and it has been interesting as I am learning that chickens are dumb. They couldn't or wouldn't go up my "ladder" to perch...
  40. Why don't you use concrete as a Thai would do?...

    Why don't you use concrete as a Thai would do?
    If you don't like the look of bare concrete then tile it with non slip tiles.
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    Mendip I doubt there are many times I agree with...

    Mendip
    I doubt there are many times I agree with TRW but I do this time.
    Why, if you have to queue to get your fix, didn't you buy half a dozen bottles?

    If you weren't mad before then after...
  42. Thread: Pool Plans

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    When you said this. "Moving along. I shoveled...

    When you said this.

    "Moving along. I shoveled sand for another few hours last night to get the extra sand spread out while my lab kicked back and enjoyed the cool cement. The Composite deck will...
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    JPPR2 Why would you spread the sand around...

    JPPR2
    Why would you spread the sand around there? I thought that's where you are going to dig the hole to put the pool?
    Are you searching for something to do?

    Cheers
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    I haven't filled out any form for 90 day report...

    I haven't filled out any form for 90 day report in years. I go in, give them my Passport, they take out the piece of paper they stapled into it from the last report, they then enter stuff on their...
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    Why did it take so long? last time I did my 90...

    Why did it take so long?
    last time I did my 90 day report it took me less than 5 minutes but I can't be sure as I don't do stuff like set a stop watch as I am not that concerned.
    At Buriram they...
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    https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/misc/quote_icon.png Originally Posted by Latindancer https://teakdoor.com/images/TD/buttons/viewpost-right.png
    No...what they do is hold the dog (or person) and...
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    JPPR2 Well done on the date caters for all...

    JPPR2
    Well done on the date caters for all types. 5555

    As for the cut finger that's what you get for pretending to be one of the workers and not the client. Leave the work to the people you are...
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    Mendip Take no notice of this advice and go for...

    Mendip
    Take no notice of this advice and go for it, you never know.

    As you probably know due to my posts here, as I am sure I would have mentioned it somewhere.
    Anyway my first wife died when my...
  49. Thread: Pool Plans

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    JPPR2 As I am sure you are aware I was just...

    JPPR2

    As I am sure you are aware I was just taking the piss in regards to the date.
    As for drum it seems that it is a more common name than bowl so I will concede that one to you.
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    JPPR2 I just thought I would remind you that...

    JPPR2

    I just thought I would remind you that there is no 13th month i.e. 10/13 , please get your sh*t together.

    Also I don't think they call them "drums" I believe they call them "bowls", of...
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