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    [QUOTE=beam8;4337879]So[/QUOTE Welcome

    [QUOTE=beam8;4337879]So[/QUOTE

    Welcome
  2. Of all the variants so far, B.1.1.529 is causing...

    Of all the variants so far, B.1.1.529 is causing the most alarm. And with good reason.
    The "omicron" variant, as it is was named on Friday by the World Health Organisation, has an eye-watering...
  3. ]'Nu' variant, new concern. Scientists are...

    ]'Nu' variant, new concern. Scientists are closely watching a new variant of coronavirus circulating in southern Africa, nicknamed the 'nu' variant.

    The BBC’s Health and Science Correspondent,...
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    so met the wife eh?

    so met the wife eh?
  5. "NU" Wu , How will winter resorts survive?

    Even before the seriously bad news of Durban poison the hurdles for tourists seemed hard.
    New restrictions returning and teh Euro wave seem to ensure the gals of Patters and Jetski scammers of...
  6. Got to lava:smileylaughing:

    Got to lava:smileylaughing:
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    We've had the flannel are they going to throw the...

    We've had the flannel are they going to throw the towee in.

    In the "good ole days" clubs needed receipts from bums on seats and chavs on terraces today the players are runway dolls for a clohing...
  8. Old Siamese Saga L O Say Lor Desperately...

    Old Siamese Saga L O Say Lor

    Desperately seeking Seamen
  9. No chit Sheer Luck Fecks all and see where his...

    No chit Sheer Luck Fecks all and see where his tye of Hideaway mght be

    f I had any confidence Thailand would actaully pay a finder's fee for us I'd get one of Logan Clark's Swiss hounds would...
  10. Thread: Pete for Prez!

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    Beauty geek would get my vote but I think Trump...

    Beauty geek would get my vote but I think Trump or Haley more likely to win after the Covid divisions, many poor old dems will be dead , the young apathetic or vote libertarian, Bernie , independent...
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    Lulu Lemon entry my dear What's On ?

    Fresh from Sam Spade our man on the The Straits of San Francisco.

    Armed thugs 40 strong doing alt shopping across Bay Area even towards the

    Inspector Clues O asked

    "Do you know the way to...
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    Used Locomotive's sounds like SRT begging for...

    Used Locomotive's sounds like SRT begging for used Japanese rolling stock, anyway teh ole buffers at Ole Trafford are desperate for any 1st class training.

    Rumours the Glazers will move the team...
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    Polar Express Rain dear alert

    What's on your Santa's wish list? I'm hopig it'll get through sent EMS


    Nairns Oatcake Biscuits 79p Aldi Cleevelys:bananaman:


    A kilo of Manchego c 30 Euros for top notch :tieme:


    A...
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    Bit like making a peanut butter and jello...

    Bit like making a peanut butter and jello dsanwich with Roseanne and John Candy

    A SUPERSPREADER EVENT , utter madness from the rischest fattest morons on earth

    Do your bit the 4% yanks consume...
  15. Beware Chico these get rich schemes are a dynamic...

    Beware Chico these get rich schemes are a dynamic and fluid situation.
    Ensure someone thoroughly cleans your pipe before funneling your energy.

    We'd hate you to get a TAP from the boys n err ...
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    I have to agree each so afraid of litigation,...

    I have to agree each so afraid of litigation, twitter trolls or in the case of doxxnig Greer or of JK Rowling (who ffs only wrote the best selling myths ever more popular globally then the bible,...
  17. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Farke inhale.

    Farke inhale.
  18. Thread: Cottage pie

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    Cheeky I'll have you know Broccoli and many...

    Cheeky I'll have you know Broccoli and many similar brassicas do well amongst the wallaby plantations under the Roaches , I admit the Stokies mainly use to stuff kids. rabbits or old lagging of the...
  19. Been found working as chief fryer at Ajarn...

    Been found working as chief fryer at Ajarn Chicolino's Hambugger and monkey traffic pop up orf Soi Nana.

    It was all a storm in a D cup
  20. A weaklyanks Shagurday night fever if sober but a...

    A weaklyanks Shagurday night fever if sober but a bong for brekkie I find almost slows my midstream to Tha village speed.
    Squeaking of speed yabba dabba don't
  21. I though that was his trademark, so many here...

    I though that was his trademark, so many here speak wrte post shit but he took it to another scatalogical level .
    Not everyone can be a happy tosser.
    Anyone with a phone cam of a cut n pist It...
  22. Blinking amazing the mow I blink the for scents...

    Blinking amazing the mow I blink the for scents ewe make.

    Has the scheme panning out, are Hooking plenty of Loopers or just looping nuemrous hookers, few have you business acumen indeed If I could...
  23. A finger points at the moon Selenic occlusion...

    A finger points at the moon
    Selenic occlusion
    The finger is pointless
  24. You never saw me and JJ om a Wave combined weight...

    You never saw me and JJ om a Wave combined weight without the case of beer over 200kg, during the dire beer top up crisis, the bled shit riots or floods or some such nonce sense meant as soon as a...
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    Where's my pal, where's my friend All good...

    Where's my pal, where's my friend
    All good things must have an end
    Sad things and nothings
    Ole and on they go
    I guess he went to Stoke you know
    They All Went to Mexico - YouTube
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    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/thailand-and-asia...

    https://teakdoor.com/attachments/thailand-and-asia-news/78817-catfishing-phetchaburi-download-jpg

    thats a tiddler it's caled plaa buk hereabout sand as common as rain helped pull one in over 200kg...
  27. Crete expectations. Reember some lucky and not...

    Crete expectations.

    Reember some lucky and not so lucky passengers got a free Minsky moment

    Does kinda make all tose passports bisas checks seem a bit Mickey Mouse if they do not actually ...
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    Cozy fan tutti frutti

    Cozy fan tutti frutti
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    saltimbocca literally translates to “jumps in the...

    saltimbocca literally translates to “jumps in the mouth,”
  30. airport insecurity at Stansted

    airport insecurity at Stansted
  31. Will the charges stick tho?

    Will the charges stick tho?
  32. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Manchester United v Arsenal (Kick-off 12.15pm)....

    Manchester United v Arsenal (Kick-off 12.15pm). All the action from the totty-flight encounter at Leigh Sports Village. Arsenal made an excellent start to the campaign, but face a test of their...
  33. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    There are other religions teh home nations rugga...

    There are other religions teh home nations rugga buggas one in union, Salford's a fine league outfit one of my family was on the cttee.

    Or if you just like winning Celtic won again and set for a...
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    You are in our thoughts and beers during this...

    You are in our thoughts and beers during this tragic century for the glazed, time to convert to Chityism it's neverna too laid to turn over a new bloke?
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    When firing Duds a few ditties come to mind Of...

    When firing Duds a few ditties come to mind
    Of course the Dagenham dialogues valediction comes to mind

    EVEN THE BLIND CAN SEE IT even predicted that Pritti woman real insight it's like...
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    This is the End? As sick as parrot is Polly...

    This is the End?

    As sick as parrot is Polly
    It's Norwegian Blue for Ole
    Manchester will still look as Pritti
    Reg Office Dilly weds Chitty
    Let's break open the Bolly !

    In a decisive move to...
  37. Craziest Video Ever? Utter Utter Nutters real strange dangerous drifting wheel change

    Seen and did a bit of Drifting n tey sandpit , but this takes it to whole new level, wondered if phootshopped etc with a back projection but looks like on a public highway. The locals are crazy...
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    GAB on MM I got more chance of being Phuketboud...

    GAB on MM I got more chance of being Phuketboud than the gunners trophy room needing unlocking

    I may of course be misnformed often am

    Despite temp leed I predict pretty similar result to last...
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    First there was Newton Heath then there was...

    First there was Newton Heath then there was Manchester United Manchester Untied , then glazed look United of Manchester, now Manchester taken apart.

    Of course real local Mancunjian fans need not...
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    Matt Busby via sceance couldna do worse A...

    Matt Busby via sceance couldna do worse

    A decent all round player, with some startling moves in prime years an appalling manager of men as I often describe my mrs.
    She reired to a faang ATM...
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    Please don't go , if aall the kindly and sensible...

    Please don't go , if aall the kindly and sensible pister leave and its just me Harry Ant and Chico it'll put off normal people who just want to "rent a smoochi coochi"

    Fear not in 2 or 3 decades...
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    Ist hat the Pantasy League or are you Clare...

    Ist hat the Pantasy League or are you Clare Voyant my former domanatrix aka Beryl from Bolton?
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    Counselling being offered at Vicarage road as...

    Counselling being offered at Vicarage road as mass sepaku and even worse some Utd fans vow to remaon home in Godalming , Maidstone and Aldershot sooner than the endure any more nightmares at Old...
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    Watford Four Utd once and there was great...

    Watford Four Utd once and there was great gnashing of teeth

    3 goals galore today but not for the Newton Heath rump


    Ferry tonight Ole or a viking pyre
    As the bard wrte Watford's a man who...
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    They call me Johnny Walker on the way down to the...

    They call me Johnny Walker on the way down to the village illegal cop run still , free shot puts me over limt to drive so bike or shanks pony Bottle shop and Johnny crawler on way back, If I'm...
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    I'll pm you my black cock ring, it's big enuff...

    I'll pm you my black cock ring, it's big enuff for an armband, ALAMO time can you Ole out much longer, surely even the most dyed in the wool United fans the real ESN cases know their true home is...
  47. TD inner Nuts Hell:tieme:

    TD inner Nuts Hell:tieme:
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    Some of your more discerning fans are slow...

    Some of your more discerning fans are slow readers how about some local color a snappy headline may help and ass wage opprobrium n'est-ce pas?

    Who let The Woks out?

    Suki Yakki

    One Fright in...
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    Indeed if my Chelski can't scrape past lowly...

    Indeed if my Chelski can't scrape past lowly Bumley at home what hope at Leicester Investors

    Rumour has it in a last roll of the mice Ole will field "Manchester Utd Ladies" to be fair many...
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    Your Barbie Queue skills have been noted . Who...

    Your Barbie Queue skills have been noted .

    Who knows get a "Masonic Apron" Blow a Horner and you could be in with a chance mate,attached one macrame'd earlier

    Many of us n the duvet and...
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