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    I was just about to post exactly the same. You...

    I was just about to post exactly the same. You really feel for them.
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    Sticky: Where does your love of dogs come from, Mendy? ...

    Where does your love of dogs come from, Mendy?

    I'm a dog-lover too and I got that from my grandad, who used to always have a little westie when I was a kid.

    Eventually, he got too old and...
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    Yeah, fine. Feeling a bit bunged up after the...

    Yeah, fine. Feeling a bit bunged up after the last few days, but at least the sun is shining today.

    Might run it off at the gym.
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    81951 :)

    81951

    :)
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    Farewell to the lesser spotted Donny van de Beek....

    Farewell to the lesser spotted Donny van de Beek.

    Donny van de Beek hopeful of Manchester United granting loan transfer - Manchester Evening News

    What a weird fucking transfer that was....
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    Down the Robin Hood today?

    Down the Robin Hood today?
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    It's called taking the piss, mate. A national...

    It's called taking the piss, mate.

    A national sport for us. :)

    Apropos of nothing, I think I've got Covid. My throat is on fire and I can't taste much.

    Chitty, can you send us one of your...
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    ^^ I'm glad you said HP. I was almost...

    ^^ I'm glad you said HP.

    I was almost relegating you to mike-southernpoofbutquiteclearlyabitracist level :)
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    You've never had a compilation beyond banging...

    You've never had a compilation beyond banging your bin lid at the same time as the neighbour.
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    I was never a fan (it came up on my playlist),...

    I was never a fan (it came up on my playlist), but this was a tune:

    INXS - Need You Tonight - YouTube

    You probably know your cards are marked when you're living it up in London with Paula Yates...
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    Yeah, Mexico. Did you ask them before you...

    Yeah, Mexico.

    Did you ask them before you started your butchery of thousands of years of culture? :)
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    One of the greats from the streets of the US. And...

    One of the greats from the streets of the US. And Massive Attack are British too.


    Massive Attack - Unfinished Sympathy - YouTube
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    Massive Attack - Teardrop (Official Video) -...

    Massive Attack - Teardrop (Official Video) - YouTube
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    Patti Smith & Sarah McLachlan - Because The Night...

    Patti Smith & Sarah McLachlan - Because The Night - YouTube
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    Not a chance on earth you wouldn't be one of the...

    Not a chance on earth you wouldn't be one of the first posters on there with your wind ups etc. You'd be like a rat up a drainpipe. :)
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    Snow in Istanbul and Athens and we're getting the...

    Snow in Istanbul and Athens and we're getting the back end of it. Plus there's no humidity in the desert, so I've been working from home all day with 2 pairs of socks on and a blanket up around me...
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    Indeedy. :) It's fucking freezing though, so...

    Indeedy. :)

    It's fucking freezing though, so I might have to sign off, listen to youtube and put me condom around me beer.
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    I've encountered their presence after a heavy...

    I've encountered their presence after a heavy night on the Tsingtao and too much of that prawn toast.



    Maybe, but I still had to open a window.

    :)
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    Bisquedoor. seattlecatsick.com for the web...

    Bisquedoor.

    seattlecatsick.com for the web address.

    :)

    The name of the forum at the top and it changes from grey to...err...grey while you're browsing.

    :smileylaughing:
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    Is that Covid on the right?

    Is that Covid on the right?
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    This is a good one. People you would never...

    This is a good one.

    People you would never recognise from their heyday part 2197.

    Ex-Tottenham Hotspur record signing Chris Armstrong faces jail over Tesco cigarette rampage | Daily Mail Online
  22. How many posts of utter shite have you flooded...

    How many posts of utter shite have you flooded the forum with over the past 48 hours, h? :)
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    ^^^ Love a bit of moo katiem.

    ^^^

    Love a bit of moo katiem.
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    Jacob Rees-Mogg always looks well considering...

    Jacob Rees-Mogg always looks well considering he's about 250 years old.
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    Fnaar Fnar. The Guardian in sense of humour...

    Fnaar Fnar. The Guardian in sense of humour shock.



    Probably my favourite weird British "sport."

    Watch a Downhill Cheese-Chasing Competition in Britain | National Geographic - YouTube
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    So would Chitty. :)

    So would Chitty. :)
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    Yeah, I am overestimating their capabilities...

    Yeah, I am overestimating their capabilities somewhat in my original post:

    FC Dallas under-15 boys squad beat the U.S. Women's National Team in a scrimmage - CBSSports.com

    :)
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    You'll probably see it as a step up from your...

    You'll probably see it as a step up from your usual shite, being an Arsenal fan.

    Anyway, shouldn't you busy elsewhere on your latest minority sport fad now that it's NFL season, you sad twat? :)
  29. Welcome back, Jeff!

    Welcome back, Jeff!
  30. Similar story in Kenya recently with KFC to those...

    Similar story in Kenya recently with KFC to those above. I suspect that the Malaysian shortfall might also be because of similar problems with the supply chain (not using local suppliers and...
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    There is some comedy gold on TD at the moment....

    There is some comedy gold on TD at the moment. :rofl:
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    We're Manchester United though; we can do what we...

    We're Manchester United though; we can do what we want.

    :bananaman:
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    We've been fucking crap and we are still 4th...

    We've been fucking crap and we are still 4th :smileylaughing:
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    How was that not offside though, lu? I'm gonna...

    How was that not offside though, lu?

    I'm gonna need to see that again, but Cavani looked miles off

    Massive win tho

    Je suis pished btw
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    Ronaldo Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuu ...

    Ronaldo Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuu


    SIIUUU!!! Cristiano Ronaldo penalty v Arsenal - absolute BEAUTY!! Old Trafford goes WILD! - YouTube
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    Sticky: Protests against Covid vaccine mandates for NHS...

    Protests against Covid vaccine mandates for NHS staff in the UK today.

    LIVE: Protest against Covid vaccine mandate for NHS staff held in city centre - Manchester Evening News
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    Who said romance is dead?

    Who said romance is dead?
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    Someone sent me photos the other day of,...

    Someone sent me photos the other day of, apparently, the England team's captain chewing her missus and some shower shots.

    Maybe I have been too harsh on the sport.
  39. Give me a hash brown any day of the week over...

    Give me a hash brown any day of the week over that monstrosity. :)
  40. Yeah, but you're a yank. Sugar on bacon is...

    Yeah, but you're a yank. Sugar on bacon is acceptable to you. :)

    The Asian predilection for sugar with everything doesn't appeal to most of the rest of the world.
  41. I remember being in Thailand when I first arrived...

    I remember being in Thailand when I first arrived and after a few days I went into seveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeern and was eyeing the butties when I stumbled across the pork floss.

    "Moo" the fella...
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    Works as an extra rasher of bacon then. ...

    Works as an extra rasher of bacon then.

    Verdict: acceptable.
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    The sooner that pile of shit is stopped being...

    The sooner that pile of shit is stopped being given media coverage, the better (obviously, it will never happen given the righton culture we have to endure today).

    They've got the ability of a...
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    Good win for Norwich last night. Out of the...

    Good win for Norwich last night.

    Out of the top flight bottom three for the first time since 1952. :)
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    Better the last 2 games. Who knows what United...

    Better the last 2 games. Who knows what United will turn up today?

    Decent read this from Ronay (not often I find myself saying this about the Guardian these days) although the intense scrutiny and...
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    I'm having that one!!! :smileylaughing:

    I'm having that one!!! :smileylaughing:
  47. Thread: Breakfast

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    Cat sick bisque flavour. :smileylaughing:

    Cat sick bisque flavour. :smileylaughing:
  48. Thread: Breakfast

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    A very good point. I concur.

    A very good point. I concur.
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    Tinned beans and sausages. In my book, better...

    Tinned beans and sausages. In my book, better reserved for beans on toast and topped with cheddar and brown sauce.

    Proper sausages only - Lincolnshire, Cumberland, Irish etc - with a full...
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    This opens up a whole can of worms regarding...

    This opens up a whole can of worms regarding correct breakfast etiquette.

    The first time I was served potatoes with my brekky was in a greasy spoon next to Euston (a portion of chips) and I was...
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