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Erm, I was responding in kind.

This smilie

:wank:

means I was having a furious wank, cos she or he is gorgeous and I would.

this smilie

Available.... here.

You're not missing much. It really is :trainwreck: TV

would the answer make a difference?


:wank:

Phaaarkkk me- he’s back.

Is he doing a film director course or professional porn movies?

no spoilers!!!

two sleeps Mendy, or shall we say two washing days left?

A friend of mine just reported he completed quarantine in Jakarta. Now I don’t approve but he said in true Indo style he was able to...

it’s flake

Jaysus, Mary and Jospeh, I didn’t even make BLD’s 5th round cut

:doglol:

bet you your last sayang that all the hoes have gone home and you wouldn’t get one

I can honestly say, right now, at this point I my life, not exactly, but neither do I needs to drive a taxi to make ends meet,

kinda cute how you white knight r for sausages/duckline... he might...

What are these biscuits you speak of?

Yes, that did solve the tourism problem that Koh Phi Phi had...

I think only is the wrong adjective to be using there.

Spot on, Ootai!

Well, it's better than the last story just posted.

But the ditching everything in UK after 10 days have a familar ring to it...





She's in for a rude shock.

So they keep saying, yet those floating fortresses still rule the seas. Because supply chains.

Twice dip the chicken into the flour and egg wash.

Imma gonna call the RSPCA or equivalent!

PERU LOVE I ditched the UK to live with my chocolate-farming toyboy, 19, in Peru – I’d known him 10 days but it’s true love


BRITAIN is grey and locked down and many of us are daydreaming of...

dafuc?????

I've developed a fondness for IPAs and craft beers. Unfortunately, they tend to be slightly more expensive than your average Beer Singh or equivalent.




I am living the dream. :rolleyes4:

...

You didnt keep your old passport? Silly fellow.

Yes, Flake is.

Yes, it is. And this will not help, it will make it worse.

:doglol:

And Mrs. Brown's boys.

:doglol:

I wonder if Indonesia gets to keep the oil!

I was hoping to see the cut up pig carcass hidden in a cupboard and half the house covered in blood.

Pointing? Definately guilty.

Fair point. In much the same way that the Aussie liberals are happy to let the Greens split the Labor vote, or the Lapbor party allow Pauline Pantsdown split the Liberal vote.

i think I just wet my pants a little in excitement...

Wrong, on several accounts but nice attempt at stalking. :tosser1:

that wasn’t conservative Muslims...

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My wife supported me during a break in jobs

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Threw some lamb on the barbie yesterday for Strayia Day...

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and some other stuff...

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That's what I was wondering, a trigger happy hunter.

That looks excellent.

Is that haggis next to the black pudding?

What the heck were you doing?

No, this decree should be rightly criticsed by any free thinking, liberal person. Indonesia already has a problem with local busy bodies 'self policing', enshrining this into law is a recipie for...

Ok Mendy.

Challenge for you.

Quarantine meets creativity as people make their own versions of the famous complicated contraptionshttps://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2021/01/956.jpg (©...

£1,500? pennies: poor man.

Lady boys and anal sex.. the world is safe

im no analyst, but 1.8% over 15 years sounds rubbish

Yes, but he’s lining up his ducks, don’t have know?

Those sandals? :puke:

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