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    Slowed legs opening, wakening extra delights.

    Slowed legs opening, wakening extra delights.
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    Surpluses usually represent production lifted...

    Surpluses usually represent production lifted under sanguinely envisaged sales.
  3. On a single-carriageway road at night I met an...

    On a single-carriageway road at night I met an oncoming vehicle with red lights at the front and white lights at the rear. That was momentarily confusing. I didn't know whether he was coming or going.
  4. Thread: 2.

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    One of my sons has never been willing to eat...

    One of my sons has never been willing to eat peas. He wouldn't as a child and he will not now. He is well-travelled and pretty much omnivorous. He has never been able to explain to me what it is he...
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    I am a big, fat zero. I was expecting to see...

    I am a big, fat zero.

    I was expecting to see some edgier wildlife. I refuse to eat turtle, shark and dog on principle. Then there are a few Isan specialiities that I cannot manage. None of them...
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    Salaaming Arabs lift abayas and meet intensely...

    Salaaming Arabs lift abayas and meet intensely naughty gentiles.
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    The current rules for England are on the NHS...

    The current rules for England are on the NHS website.

    New National Restrictions from 5 November - GOV.UK

    It's a bit of a moving target. I believe Boris is going to anounce new rules today. Who...
  8. I love a good pork pie. It's been a while, you...

    I love a good pork pie. It's been a while, you have provoked an urge to find a good one.

    I would have thought lamb might be a bit fatty? Goat sounds like a leaner option.

    If it needs to be...
  9. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: Accidentally drank invisible ink . Am now in...

    Accidentally drank invisible ink . Am now in hospital waiting to be seen.
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    Ragamuffin ate Greek almond muffins until finally...

    Ragamuffin ate Greek almond muffins until finally feeling intensely nauseous.
  11. Thread: Off You Go

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    North Wales, just outside Snowdonia National...

    North Wales, just outside Snowdonia National Park. Do the rules allow you to walk from home? That would be okay.
  12. Thread: Pool Plans

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    First time, I read that wrongly. :)

    First time, I read that wrongly. :)
  13. Thread: Dinner

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    Erm, what was that when it was alive?

    Erm, what was that when it was alive?
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    60151 I was looking at these small yellow...

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    I was looking at these small yellow flowers that are on some kind of bindweed, all over the place at the moment. They are small, maybe 1cm across, nonetheless attractive when you look...
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    Munted until next Tuesday evening, drunkard.

    Munted until next Tuesday evening, drunkard.
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    That does not apply to those of us like myself...

    That does not apply to those of us like myself who disclose Thailand as their retirement address. We get no increases, ever.
    I despise the governments past and present for this pettiness. They know...
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    Yes, I thought Albon raced very well and perhaps...

    Yes, I thought Albon raced very well and perhaps deserved better at the end. He was only a couple of seconds behind Mad Max at the end.
    It was a cracking race, all the young blades made errors on a...
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    Succeeding under communist control excludes every...

    Succeeding under communist control excludes every dynamic industrialist; notoriously grim.
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    How I hope that this thread soon disappears into...

    How I hope that this thread soon disappears into the mists of history.
  20. Rockhopper webs, slow cooked in soy and garlic. ...

    Rockhopper webs, slow cooked in soy and garlic.

    The rest of the animal smells of fish. Chop off the feet and chuck the carcass overboard.
  21. Indeed. A poke in the eye of rapacious Chinese...

    Indeed. A poke in the eye of rapacious Chinese fleets. Interesting to see how this plays out.
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    Yes, I got one recently. Tried it just once to be...

    Yes, I got one recently. Tried it just once to be sure it worked at an etc machine in Thailand. I got a very good exchange rate but the local bank charged me Baht220 for the service.
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    [QUOTE=lom;4185806]Can't come up with anything at...

    [QUOTE=lom;4185806]Can't come up with anything at this time of the year when snow will arrive any day.
    There are some good museums but they are all closed due to covid.

    This is the time of the...
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    Durex has passed into English as a generic name...

    Durex has passed into English as a generic name for condoms. Like Thermos and Fibreglass.

    Anyway, glad to see Mendip got the packet of 10, none of this packet of 3 nonsense for him.
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    https://teakdoor.com/motoring-in-thailand-and-asia...

    https://teakdoor.com/motoring-in-thailand-and-asia/198736-mg-extender-anyone.html?highlight=Extender

    Prag is the man to ask.
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    It is not too late. 1100 GMT on the 11th day of...

    It is not too late. 1100 GMT on the 11th day of the 11th month.
    I shall pause for a thought, or two, at 1800 Thailand time.
  27. Thread: Dinner

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    Yep, I like those too. Chinese ladies have...

    Yep, I like those too.

    Chinese ladies have told me one reason they are popular is that they have a high natural collagen content and are therefore considered good for the complexion.

    (I have...
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    September eighth portends tremendous events; my...

    September eighth portends tremendous events; my birthday, easily remembered.
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    But anyway... the big news for me is that I...

    But anyway... the big news for me is that I tested negative for Covid!


    :sexy:
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    Mendip, I was wondering why you work such long...

    Mendip, I was wondering why you work such long hours. Is it conteactual or choice? Seems like if this work is going to drag on (and you are lucky to be working just now) then it might seem a bit...
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    阿媽, amah, is commonly used in HK and Singapore as...

    阿媽, amah, is commonly used in HK and Singapore as the word for a maid. I don't know about other places and dialects.

    In Chinese generally the same words can be used for 'mum' and 'grandma'. I...
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    Distinctive hats. Are those still worn anywhere?

    Distinctive hats. Are those still worn anywhere?
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    Surely the real learning point from all this is...

    Surely the real learning point from all this is that if America and all its resources can offer no potential president better than either Trump or Biden then surely an overhaul of the system is...
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    I see the USD bumped up a bit against major...

    I see the USD bumped up a bit against major curriencies early today and now it is retreating slowly. Which suggests perhaps that no one is very certain which way this thing is headed.
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    Erm, okay, but make sure she gives explicit...

    Erm, okay, but make sure she gives explicit consent beforehand. :rolleyes:
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    Have a look at Squirrel's post earlier in this...

    Have a look at Squirrel's post earlier in this thread. I don't think there is much practical difference, except intenal volume and the fact that the smaller version is black inside, which takes me...
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    I had wondered about the paladkik but never got...

    I had wondered about the paladkik but never got as far as learning more, so this was very interesting.
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    Yes, in Cantonese "Poh poh" specifically means...

    Yes, in Cantonese "Poh poh" specifically means your maternal grandmother.

    I believe it is the same written character as the term"Ah Poh", an informal but polite term for any old lady. You can hear...
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    Yes, same for me, I didn't know about the pink ID...

    Yes, same for me, I didn't know about the pink ID card until they lined me up for a photo and I asked why.
    I already used the card at the post office when I was asked for my passport. I offered my...
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    Sisters in satin tempt expectant, retired seniors.

    Sisters in satin tempt expectant, retired seniors.
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    Yet more joy at Chateau Shutree. The new front...

    Yet more joy at Chateau Shutree. The new front gate arrived and I now have a perimeter which keeps my dogs in and every other dog, cow and vagrant out. My first sundowner on the porch without the...
  42. Twenty or so years ago, a multinational...

    Twenty or so years ago, a multinational corporation I worked with had a knock on the door of their Paris office from government officers asking why encrypted emails were moving in and out of the...
  43. Thread: Free Scotland!

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    How so? What next, Free Essex?

    How so? What next, Free Essex?
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    Schoolgirls cum helplessly over oily lingam,...

    Schoolgirls cum helplessly over oily lingam, giving it really large squirts.
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    Klein's lingerie easily incites nightly...

    Klein's lingerie easily incites nightly somnambulations.
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    Super. Loved the new roundabout outside London...

    Super. Loved the new roundabout outside London Airport and his idea of 'heavy traffic'.
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    Looks pretty good. Where did you find it?

    Looks pretty good. Where did you find it?
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    In the absence of any better informed opinion and...

    In the absence of any better informed opinion and being in need of some displacement activity just to keep occupied, I would say:

    Standard grammar requires an apostrophe, its location helping us...
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    Homosexual or metrosexual outed, sat explaining...

    Homosexual or metrosexual outed, sat explaining xetetics until almost logical.
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    59084 59085 The gf brought two of her dogs to...

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    The gf brought two of her dogs to live here earlier this year. They are brothers from the same litter, about 13 months old now.
    I have never had a dog before and for whatever reason...
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