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    Sticky: Wonder if it was an accident or suicide or a wtf...

    Wonder if it was an accident or suicide or a wtf please don't do that!

    Whatever, dangerous windows in Moscow, best stay away from them.
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    When do they negotiate the extension?

    When do they negotiate the extension?
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    51735 This is how we figured out where the...

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    This is how we figured out where the squad was, before mobiles and social media.
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  6. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings: ...

    My top 3 assumptions when the doorbell rings:

    1. Murderer
    2. Police telling me everyone is dead
    3. That book I ordered about positive thinking
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    I was waving to my neighbour for 5 minutes this...

    I was waving to my neighbour for 5 minutes this morning, then realised she was cleaning her window.
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    Congratulations to the astronauts that left for...

    Congratulations to the astronauts that left for the ISS today; good choice!
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  12. About fcuking time too!

    About fcuking time too!
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    Sticky: What we learn from this ongoing experience which...

    What we learn from this ongoing experience which is far from over is that the chinks (sorry Armstrong) are devious and deceitful crunts that should never be trusted, the Russians create facts to suit...
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    YouTube...

    YouTube

    :smileylaughing:

    'ere 'ave another

    :smileylaughing:
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    YouTube...

    YouTube
  16. They're all going mad, half the country hoping to...

    They're all going mad, half the country hoping to cause enough mayhem for Biden to stand a chance in November. Anyway I blame Trump for everything, if he can walk around without a mask why should the...
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    What's the one called that allows you to switch...

    What's the one called that allows you to switch between male, female, and or any of the other 112 genders, at will and without any indication of what gender those present think you were or currently...
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    I haven't trawled through that list, but are male...

    I haven't trawled through that list, but are male and female still accredited genders?
  19. Thread: Daily Moan

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    I think we had this one before, they enter the...

    I think we had this one before, they enter the food chain at factory level, lay eggs that get packed in with the rice, hatch, and can't believe their luck.
  20. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Thai soaps are gateway, after a while you need...

    Thai soaps are gateway, after a while you need more to maintain the same high; mine has swept through Korean and Jap and now feeding on Indian, defcon 4, you really don't want that!
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    Blimey our glorious leaders are getting...

    Blimey our glorious leaders are getting ambitious, no more penny ante shit like a few hundred million baht here and there, 20% of $60bn is a fcuking ton of loot!

    Maybe they've figured their time...
  22. The wife

    The wife
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    ^^ :smileylaughing:

    ^^
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  24. Well you're clearly smart then, for some reason...

    Well you're clearly smart then, for some reason well beyond me world leaders thought it would last the whole 50 years, and all they had to go was a Chinese promise.
  25. No need to play catch-up, being tooled up is good...

    No need to play catch-up, being tooled up is good enough.
  26. You obviously missed it, immigration solved the...

    You obviously missed it, immigration solved the lack of tourists by insisting that everyone entering the Kingdom must have $100k insurance that covers CV19. If that doesn't have them rioting to enter...
  27. Thread: Daily Moan

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    UNFAIR, we need more repo, I keep running out of...

    UNFAIR, we need more repo, I keep running out of it on the sexy gifs thread!
  28. Thread: Anna the dog

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    Sticky: Can't get Jimmy to voluntarily enter the pool,...

    Can't get Jimmy to voluntarily enter the pool, and he panics for the steps when I dunk and support him; any special tricks?
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    Koh Lan open, but not accommodation providers;...

    Koh Lan open, but not accommodation providers; maybe I've been in LoS too long, but anyone know whose bil owns the ferries?
  30. Agreed, with no new outbreak and a blinding...

    Agreed, with no new outbreak and a blinding overall result compared with far more advanced countries, there's still the matter of control to address, to let the people know that their glorious...
  31. Thread: Joe Biden

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    ^up there Trump will be chuffed to know he's...

    ^up there
    Trump will be chuffed to know he's racing against Biden and Pocahontas.
    Probably won't bother harvesting votes till Nov 2.
  32. Armstrong where are you?

    Armstrong where are you?
  33. They must have got the schematics from the...

    They must have got the schematics from the internet, or maybe from the Pentagon.
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    Gov schools were supposed to open, teachers...

    Gov schools were supposed to open, teachers called in to prepare with measures of the day, then last I heard they got the next two weeks off because nobody has a clue what ministerial diktats are...
  35. Good that our glorious leaders allow people to...

    Good that our glorious leaders allow people to visit porn sites; as the world progresses it's only a matter of time before they allow prostitution.
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    Can't see anything wrong with that, after what's...

    Can't see anything wrong with that, after what's happened to the world this complements other recent cunning immigration plans to restore the Thai tourism industry.
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    :smileylaughing:
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    Sticky: The way govs have scrambled to do what they think...

    The way govs have scrambled to do what they think is best for their own people and to hell with others, I'd say whoever gets it first will be the most favoured, feared, and however they dish it out...
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    Sticky: 5 Masseurs + Qatar? Looks like they picked it up...

    5 Masseurs + Qatar? Looks like they picked it up from unidentified infected clients that have been or still are spreading it to others, and probably shared it among an unknown number of other clients...
  40. That's part of the long game 'arry, sure they can...

    That's part of the long game 'arry, sure they can wait for 2047 but what a coup if they can get the claws in sooner.

    If this current play earns China any progress or concessions at all, they win,...
  41. I don't write them for you, it's adult stuff. ...

    I don't write them for you, it's adult stuff.

    this. one. is. for. you. or. of. course. you. could. simply. scroll. on. but. if. you. really. have. nothing. more. exciting. to. occupy. your. life....
  42. Not having a go, just saying, we're all adults...

    Not having a go, just saying, we're all adults here: You are playing a short game, you will be dead in 4 or 8 years, and until then have established rules that you must continuously observe under...
  43. Ditto, get it that China is playing a long game...

    Ditto, get it that China is playing a long game and qf doesn't care a toss what polite people think; you may be pissed off but won't stop buying their gear.

    They're a fine upstanding member of...
  44. Thread: Joe Biden

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    When you're bored, I mean so bored that you don't...

    When you're bored, I mean so bored that you don't mind watching a random potus appearance, would you prefer to watch Boosh or Trump?
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    Sticky: ^ Those estimates are with 5-12 day lags. ...

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    Those estimates are with 5-12 day lags.

    This big whoosh is from uChicago with a 5 and 8 day lag:

    https://bfi.uchicago.edu/wp-content/uploads/BFI_WP_202037.pdf
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    Sticky: Coming up to 6m confirmed cases, and aside from...

    Coming up to 6m confirmed cases, and aside from questionable reporting protocols I'm left wondering how relevant this figure is against the number of infected unknowns gaily spreading it around.
    ...
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    Sticky: I thought there must be a limit to your...

    I thought there must be a limit to your foolishness, but credit where due you are quite terminal in that respect.

    So go ahead and fantasise about my ulterior and dishonourable motives, prejudices...
  48. Thread: Joe Biden

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    ^ ^^ Clearly missed the message, but well done...

    ^
    ^^
    Clearly missed the message, but well done finding the postscript.
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    I'm clear, yeah! ...

    I'm clear, yeah!

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  50. Thread: Quick Jokes

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    Sticky: What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!

    What happened to Gandhi, he only made one film!
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