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  1. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Explain to him that you have some sort of...

    Explain to him that you have some sort of affliction (prostate) and under medical advice have been told to tug one out for the next 7 days and you have to time how long it takes - and he's ruined...
  2. ^ you are going to hell :)

    ^ you are going to hell :)
  3. Thread: Drunk food

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    No idea, we don't have them in the UK but we do...

    No idea, we don't have them in the UK but we do have shredded wheat cereal.
  4. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ Uncouth alert.

    ^ Uncouth alert.
  5. Thread: Drunk food

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    ^ I thought they were Shredded Wheat biscuits

    ^ I thought they were Shredded Wheat biscuits
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    I like the way all the patio doors are wide open,...

    I like the way all the patio doors are wide open, not a mossie in sight. You'd spend the next day walking around with one of those tennis rackets swishing away.
  7. Feel for his wife, now widowed and left to pick...

    Feel for his wife, now widowed and left to pick up the pieces.
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    Nice PAG, i never thought about growing them in...

    Nice PAG, i never thought about growing them in pots. The ones we have are getting too big and a little spindly.
  9. Thread: Dinner

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    1 you just know she's going to be grateful

    1 you just know she's going to be grateful
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    You getting itchy feet and thinking of moving...

    You getting itchy feet and thinking of moving Tom? something low rise.
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    Sticky: Eeeewwww - you've been bumping saggy for over a...

    Eeeewwww - you've been bumping saggy for over a decade
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    Sticky: That should net the BiB at least 5M.

    That should net the BiB at least 5M.
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    Let's get Looper started on 10 words, and 2...

    Let's get Looper started on 10 words, and 2 phrases.

    1 - Shifter
    2 - Jaguar
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    That's weird, Both me and Nev gave him advice on...

    That's weird, Both me and Nev gave him advice on where to click and no bad words but teh posts have been removed :)
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    Past 40 and quite frankly its a stupid number.

    Past 40 and quite frankly its a stupid number.
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    Fuk if i was in Thailand i'd fit right in, nope...

    Fuk if i was in Thailand i'd fit right in, nope isssssss Wiltshire - actually i don't cane it so bad there.
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    ^^ its free wheeling now, they removed the limits...

    ^^ its free wheeling now, they removed the limits today. I am going to try for massive overload and see if that saddles me for a bit. Nah never worked before. Its just i looked at the unit numbers on...
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    Today as i was going in to the store they said...

    Today as i was going in to the store they said the 3 item limit was removed (4 item offers aside) - i worry about my enforced up and coming holiday - i have enough dwink its just too much dwink. i am...
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    Sticky: ^ not Med trained mate. I know at least 15 Med...

    ^ not Med trained mate. I know at least 15 Med staff in 2 services have been put on standby for CORVID duty, a chunk are mothers, they know the risks associated with repeated exposure and are worried...
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    You can't repo yer sen..just sayin

    You can't repo yer sen..just sayin
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    Admin Nev will be along to aisle 4 shortly.

    Admin Nev will be along to aisle 4 shortly.
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    Sticky: The Army and other services Med staff are all on...

    The Army and other services Med staff are all on standby and are training in advance, i also assume the drafted ex NHS staff will be billeted as required.
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    ^ What Nev said but remember to use Wanker.

    ^ What Nev said but remember to use Wanker.
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    They are great fun, been in two but my best was...

    They are great fun, been in two but my best was the Maoist overthrow start in Nepal in 2005 when the then King locked it all down, we had to have Nepal Army march us in and out of our own Army camp....
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    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters...

    Bottom of a post left hand side under posters details box there is a "Quote selected text", to the right is a bigggggg star click on that and select approve / disapprove and always use Wanker in the...
  26. Thread: Breakfast

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    Erm...:)

    Erm...:)
  27. Thread: Breakfast

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    Laos with the French influence is less so.

    Laos with the French influence is less so.
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    Mmm. I put the bins out Monday before i popped...

    Mmm. I put the bins out Monday before i popped off, they were supposed to be emptied Weds for Gen Rubbish, Recycling & Bottle box. Come home and the Bottle Box is intacto, unmolested and so i now...
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    ^ love his concert in the Jail.

    ^ love his concert in the Jail.
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    KATY 4...she's not a stayer

    KATY 4...she's not a stayer
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    I clicked on the link you put up and it just took...

    I clicked on the link you put up and it just took me straight to your Cambo conquest campaign - over a year its taken me to unsee that and i know i'll be watching those images as i turn the light out...
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    ^^ Use more water :)

    ^^ Use more water :)
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    ^ RU diluting whisky ffs? its utterly dire in its...

    ^ RU diluting whisky ffs? its utterly dire in its neat form and then you dilute it so you have to drink more to get the hit.
  34. Thread: Daily Moan

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    ^ and? should it go on Hazza Hammond's Fuking...

    ^ and? should it go on Hazza Hammond's Fuking Film Fest thread or nay.
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    Sticky: Interesting graphic on the Nightingale hospitals...

    Interesting graphic on the Nightingale hospitals in the UK, except they aren't called that by the SNP. I fear more may be needed.

    https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2020/04/8.png
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    The first KATY is a distant memory which reminded...

    The first KATY is a distant memory which reminded me.

    Last night i played the daily "Are there any delivery slots" on the supermarket websites - to which the answer was predictably NO. Not even...
  37. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ Very nice, i'd still have to have chips with...

    ^ Very nice, i'd still have to have chips with that and loads of vinegar on the beans.
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    Haven't you got that organ to get a grip of?

    Haven't you got that organ to get a grip of?
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    Well rather good, banked a 28% increase waited...

    Well rather good, banked a 28% increase waited and bought again when it was <$20 a few days ago and its up over 40% since then leveraged.... Meeting on monday to discuss cuts to supply according to...
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    I was getting fed up with the sun taking too long...

    I was getting fed up with the sun taking too long to catch the yard arm. Thems fooking hot wings and they are seriously hot. Cooked a load last night and i only like the little ones, the biggers ones...
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  42. Binge watch Alien 1-4 Terminator 1-3 Blade...

    Binge watch

    Alien 1-4
    Terminator 1-3
    Blade Trilogy - as a throwback
    Then crack open the Top Gear Specials boxed set
  43. Thread: Dinner

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    ^ sshhhesh and i get pulled up for my famous...

    ^ sshhhesh and i get pulled up for my famous sardine and garlic mayo, red sent.
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    ^ never been rich enough to own a house with one,...

    ^ never been rich enough to own a house with one, attend a play in one or stay in a hotel with one..now if you are talking decks then i believe we have an expert amongst us.
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    ^ congrats, shame really with the exams cancelled...

    ^ congrats, shame really with the exams cancelled i heard they were going to pass everyone this year anyway. :)


    Your fingernails can reveal a lot about the state of your health. Conditions...
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    Most i have smoked in over 6 years, be a shame if...

    Most i have smoked in over 6 years, be a shame if it kills me after having given up:)
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    The distancing/queuing is fairly well organised...

    The distancing/queuing is fairly well organised in the UK with the 2m spacing, cept this morning i was stood about 3m from the bloke in front and i reckon i was smoking his fag more than him.

    The...
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    ^ who are you packing?

    ^ who are you packing?
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    You are approaching this the wrong way. You...

    You are approaching this the wrong way. You should confront your wife and ask her where the hairs came from and once things calm down you relax to prepared lunches and diners for the week ahead.
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    Yeah, because having a load of sweaty panting...

    Yeah, because having a load of sweaty panting people in relatively close proximity ......
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