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  1. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Condolences to all those affected by the tragedy...

    Condolences to all those affected by the tragedy at the Theatre of Reams.

    Chitty will be along to offer conversion therapy and executive relief pens at the Etihad.

    Cheer up Ole it's only a...
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    but post match Ole said "“The coaching staff...

    but post match Ole said
    "“The coaching staff are very, very good, brilliant. "

    Farke just imagine teh score if they'd been shite :smileylaughing:
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    Maybe thr RT twist Having bulldozed most...

    Maybe thr RT twist

    Having bulldozed most real-life relationships already, Mark Zuckerberg is now moving to strip away what’s left of our expectations of privacy by dragging us kicking and...
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    More like teh Twilight of the Sods as Ole retires...

    More like teh Twilight of the Sods as Ole retires to the suite at the TOP OAF HOTEL and ponder his gaping future , the ole 9 yards.

    Despond not Man Ure fans there is always the ladies team or join...
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    Salford Samiritans helpline crashed, Greater...

    Salford Samiritans helpline crashed, Greater Manchester Police are advising call EXIT in Switzerand or teh shit canal for those who can't afford a hi-so farewell.

    Meanwhile back at the Theatre of...
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    It's official from Dublin 'Man Utd's players...

    It's official from Dublin

    'Man Utd's players look clueless'Man Utd 0-5 Liverpool
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    Rumoured Black Armbands and cockrings are being...

    Rumoured Black Armbands and cockrings are being handed out with the Bovril.

    Counselling and directions to the Etihad flyers discretly passed as if almost ashamed of how they were duped.

    Some...
  8. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    iT'LL BE A 3 HANKIE ENDING ONE FOR THE TEARS, ONE...

    iT'LL BE A 3 HANKIE ENDING ONE FOR THE TEARS, ONE FOR THE NOSE AND ONE DOWN BELOW.

    Reg you'll be welcome down the Shed or Saint James' Mosque in due course

    Allez lulah Salah ah Akbar
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    45+4 mins GOAL - Man Utd 0-4...

    45+4 mins






    GOAL - Man Utd 0-4 LiverpoolMohamed Salah

    Absolute humiliation for Manchester United, Liverpool score FOUR in the first-half.
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    Man Utd 0-3 Liverpool Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, a...

    Man Utd 0-3 Liverpool

    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, a face like thunder, remains in the dugout.
    Sir Alex Ferguson is in animated conversation with the bloke sitting next to him.





    YELLOW...
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    Ole Reg would be pulling his hair out, if he had...

    Ole Reg would be pulling his hair out, if he had any left, acts of self immolation noted in the stands, season tickets being used to light bongs. It's a grave situation on the lower decks of Titanic...
  12. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Jota doubles the lead jot it down a nigh to...

    Jota doubles the lead jot it down a nigh to remember, groan men in tears , let's crowd souce some clean Y fronts for Reggie Dingly Wingly
  13. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    There may be rubble ahead Dion Dublin Former...

    There may be rubble ahead

    Dion Dublin
    Former Manchester United striker on BBC Radio 5 Live


    That is some finish and some start by Liverpool. What a lovely ball from Mo Salah and play down the...
  14. You can Neverna find 3 wise men on broke back...

    You can Neverna find 3 wise men on broke back mountain, probably on the lash with Chitty as he get the champers on ice for the Ole Trafford tragedy in the theatre of REAMS. Tragically they will...
  15. What could possbly go dong Only this week in a...

    What could possbly go dong

    Only this week in a long itany of insider deals, corruption and plain larceny

    Online bank fraud faces probe

    Of course we all know like teh Red BS boy how rapid...
  16. A Grammar expert gave first aid along the road...

    A Grammar expert gave first aid along the road FEWER travelled.

    He had triple A rating from a Ajarn Athritic Alcoholic Asshole LubberJohn. E of Chiang Mai who said had he not helped they may have...
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    No idea why format fecked, perhaps an xhamster in...

    No idea why format fecked, perhaps an xhamster in my mouse?
  18. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Now now lads, play the ball and not the...

    Now now lads, play the ball and not the man.<br>Cy plays a vital role in my defence, he reminds me I've drunk too much to post.<br><br>West Bromwich Albion lke all teams has ups and downs but in a...
  19. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Now now lads, play the ball and not the man. Cy...

    Now now lads, play the ball and not the man.
    Cy plays a vital role in my defence, he reminds me I've drunk too much to post.

    West Bromwich Albion lke all teams has ups and downs but in a previous...
  20. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    sorry before the Ole Grammar Ref redcards me Oaf...

    sorry before the Ole Grammar Ref redcards me Oaf Trafford
  21. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Mane are leaving the charabanc crew , and have...

    Mane are leaving the charabanc crew , and have trucked orf, bringing Bangers to Bangor and Belfast is vital work, for some it is an uphill struggle learning how to handle a big Daf Valvo or for Olf...
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    Grope stuff from the Cheatham ill clairvoyant ,...

    Grope stuff from the Cheatham ill clairvoyant , but no update on the
    "Legover Legend of Levenshulme"

    the man who put O in Lothario.

    Like Chelsea, Chitty we hope you're gettiing plenty, if...
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    with the amount of dopes in Manchester more of a...

    with the amount of dopes in Manchester more of a Holland Daze marinade.

    Good luck Chitty and condolences to PB who must be combobulated.

    While lots like Mount and Sala, Phil Foden looks like...
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    Manchester's first runners up are Bright on...

    Manchester's first runners up are Bright on revalving the Seagulls, of course Chitty will be scoring elsewhere so double bubble for our Etilad.

    Forecast Liverpool 2 -0 Man Utd Ole to leave o help...
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    Men eTHANKS who needs a spoilcheckr when free won...

    Men eTHANKS who needs a spoilcheckr when free won wiv every squiriel.

    I lackey margin Asians so I appreci-ate yer COnthribbing,I hope the thrill it gives you satisfies.

    Aan autodidact cunning...
  26. T he to you 2, thanks for the correction, perhaps...

    T he to you 2, thanks for the correction, perhaps you can help my athritic ole digits on this dumbphone.

    It is reading your new posts that makes my day.
  27. Farke in hell Norwich manager Daniel Farke,...

    Farke in hell


    Norwich manager Daniel Farke, speaking to BBC Match of the Day: “It’s an unbelievably tough day. In all areas we were not good enough for this level. We spoke about this before the...
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    An important bridge from Truman/Eisenhower...

    An important bridge from Truman/Eisenhower consensus to the modern America.Good read thanks

    More hands on killed this Spring.
    According to a confirmation from the national army of Chad read on...
  29. Chelsea cut teh Mustard as Norwich demolished

    So an easy 7 could have been more.

    Come on the rest of you pull your sox up

    Chelsea FC 7-0 Norwich LIVE! Mount hat-trick

    Come on Ours Ole only 8 points adrift

    That’s Chelsea’s biggest...
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    Daer Kevin Just because I came in your pocket is...

    Daer Kevin
    Just because I came in your pocket is no excuse for posting unauthorised pix of me in blue at the table as you play your De Bruyne drain potshot.
    We mean no ill will just to deturd...
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    Lovely I want one, my slight concern is seeing...

    Lovely I want one, my slight concern is seeing the traffic skills in 2 dimensions , thousands of these whizzing along sukhumvit will need some "Policing"

    $92k for a DIY project fine, letter to...
  32. Well done thanks for the pix and of course all...

    Well done thanks for the pix and of course all the hard work
  33. The Russian Language version already availale...

    The Russian Language version already availale called PRAVDA to rival media gaint Isvestia

    The German title yet to be decided

    Wth so few poetental readers a poll will be taken of illiterates...
  34. I've been fring blanks for years, still couldn't...

    I've been fring blanks for years, still couldn't hit a diet moose at 20 yards
  35. Ah feck a delivery surface that lose/break items...

    Ah feck a delivery surface that lose/break items at surface level now heading into 3 dimensions

    How long before raptor drone rubberies?
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    Nan, Phayao Chiang Rai didn't make the cut...

    Nan, Phayao Chiang Rai didn't make the cut despite far lower cases than many of the above.

    Do they pretend to have objective crritreria or made up as they go along, cannot imagine hordes of...
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    Poll: my normal state not when sober Simon says...

    my normal state

    not when sober

    Simon says "DIY direct satisfaction "

    Candy awaits on trick or treatise night, those who claim your the dumbest poster have not met me or my kids.

    Ignore...
  38. What will run out first the supply of stupid...

    What will run out first the supply of stupid Americans with access to lethal weapons or ammo, my monies on the ammo
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    Poll: Apologies to excellent Mendip and any others who...

    Apologies to excellent Mendip and any others who slipped ym ageing and addled bonce.

    Let it me a warning to you younger wankers, my eyes are dim , my knob rotted by years of probing and my...
  40. Tipple Ripple, vendors forgot to lubrcate the...

    Tipple Ripple, vendors forgot to lubrcate the nipple.
    Perhaps safer to stick to Red Bull.....oh wait a mo....
  41. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    My step brother had a gf with a pub nr Salford...

    My step brother had a gf with a pub nr Salford station, I preferred thE Marble Arch a better class of alcoholic.
    Sad to see Boddies gone, never my favourite ale , must admit a Cheshire /Saffordshire...
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    If genuine autograph I'll swop you for mrs , plus...

    If genuine autograph I'll swop you for mrs , plus mother-in-law and sister iin Rainow, no partt loads, As the 234kg is more than my bike can handle you must arrange a Bus? JCB or similar, in fact a...
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    Some cheer for all real Mancunians , new free...

    Some cheer for all real Mancunians , new free GMPTE pass, climb on board
    77484
    GMPTE


    A heartening tale from the grim reality that is Lancashire


    A cheerful cheeky chappy seeking love.
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    Chinese Cream Tarts?

    Radical insights into the bbonk back better mentality.

    Should Thailand’s sex capital ready itself for a ‘Chinese takeover’? Pattaya paper forecasts 5 possible post-pandemic futures for the city
    ...
  45. Chinese Casino Magnate’s Empire Set to Expand in...

    Chinese Casino Magnate’s Empire Set to Expand in Laos – The Diplomat
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    Facebook Launches Major Corporate Rebrand To...

    Facebook Launches Major Corporate Rebrand To "Metaverse" As Zuck Tries To Move On From Scandals




    After announcing plans to hire 10,000 workers in Europe (despite a looming global corporate...
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    Cracking More good news there's a football fan...

    Cracking

    More good news there's a football fan seeking a new position , could be a match made in heaven , I realize MM will be devestated but Chitty and Ole?
  48. Thread: Manchester Utd

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    Poor Ole Chitty all alone without a dream ...

    Poor Ole Chitty all alone without a dream

    While we celebrate up teh Dilly , I guess its all fart together down Curry Mile again.

    Anyway a Lullabbly for lonelyhearts everywhere

    Manchester...
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    Yoou might wanna stick to picking birds, get that...

    Yoou might wanna stick to picking birds, get that Brut out and yer best trackie
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    Cross Fred harrassment

    Cross Fred harrassment
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