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    ^ LOL ... Kamala Blackjack is mine JJ ... for...

    ^ LOL ... Kamala Blackjack is mine JJ ... for shoooowa ! :)
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    ^ Must have been in the gay bar area and BG...

    ^ Must have been in the gay bar area and BG mistook a kathoy for Lily (from behind) ... probably wishful thinking on his behalf !
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    PPs hashbrowns look good but too neat and round...

    PPs hashbrowns look good but too neat and round for me therefore I would vote for Frankies which have a good rustic look to them ... the only question Frankie is what is the grey thing sitting on top...
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    Symptoms of Cholera...

    Symptoms of Cholera usually consist of very severe diarrhea which cause rapid dehydration which in severe untreated cases can lead to shock and death.

    However, in these particular cases there has...
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    OMG, Snakehead's drunk too much Cab Sav again ......

    OMG, Snakehead's drunk too much Cab Sav again ... how fascinating.
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    It won't be Legionnaires disease as this takes a...

    happens quickly, melbourne aquarium had a few cases a year or two ago, form the aircons outside the building.



    come on watters....

    food poisoning and airborne diseases are probably the...
  7. Thread: Don't Wai Me

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    Heres the walrus's guide to wai's ... ...

    Heres the walrus's guide to wai's ...


    Child wais you ... Response - Nod

    Pretty receptionist wais you ... Response - Nod with cheeky wink

    Slagdog wais you ... Response - Nod with tongue...
  8. Thread: Don't Wai Me

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    If you were walking in a Thai national park and...

    Had I not realised I had dropped it and she picked it up and brought the fact to my attention, yes of course I would, any decent Thai would, would you not?[/quote]

    If you were walking in a Thai...
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    When I was a much younger walrus one of my school...

    When I was a much younger walrus one of my school friends mother was having an open affair with a slimey toad of a guy so we decided to make him a cup of tea and put a dog turd in it.
    ...
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    Sounds like that horse had a teflon coated...

    Shit, I read that and for some reason I thought of a team of workhorses I was allowed to drive when I was a little kid and I been setting here laughing for 5 minutes.
    They were about the heaviest...
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    Everyones covered in bacteria wherever they are...

    Everyones covered in bacteria wherever they are (feet, hands, cocks, everywhere) so Thailand's no exception in that case.

    All I know is that I havent had a skidmark in ten years thanks to the...
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    You should stop hanging out with 'Tud' then...

    You should stop hanging out with 'Tud' then Noodles ...:rofl:
  13. ^ This is when madness sheepishly admits that he...

    ^ This is when madness sheepishly admits that he adds ketchup too ... fark :rofl:
  14. ^ Probably very surprised as he usually asks for...

    ^ Probably very surprised as he usually asks for the grandfather ... :rofl:
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    ^ If the US had forgotten to take Michael Phelps...

    ^ If the US had forgotten to take Michael Phelps then GB would be second ...:UK:
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    ^ I'll take 2 years yer honour ...:rofl:

    ^ I'll take 2 years yer honour ...:rofl:
  17. ^ No, but they did offer me a fresh plate of...

    ^ No, but they did offer me a fresh plate of stroganoff so I figured they were going for the double glazing option ...:rofl:
  18. I once ordered a stroganoff from 13 coins and...

    I once ordered a stroganoff from 13 coins and half way through felt an almighty crunch against my gnashers ... spat out the offending object and to my horror discovered a chunk of glass... fark me...
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    One year of anal abuse for 700K ... of course you...

    I'm betting I would give it a try this instant for 700 large.:)[/quote]

    One year of anal abuse for 700K ... of course you would do it Noodles ... it has been rumoured that you would actually take...
  20. Heres another article that sheds yet more light...

    Heres another article that sheds yet more light on this macabre situation ... you will see that he met his wife at a bar in Pattaya after all ...:(

    There was a time when Ian Beeston saw his new...
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    ^ Not so sure about that Jet... This woman...

    ^ Not so sure about that Jet...

    This woman was diagnosed with Alzheimers at 48 and she's been writing a blog about her experiences for the last few years - Alzheimers blog
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    He must have got some bonuses for dropping the...

    He must have got some bonuses for dropping the soap ... :rofl:
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    If you know that Tud, you must be a ghost ... :)

    If you know that Tud, you must be a ghost ... :)
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    ^ Thats a clown triggerfish Dalton and a personal...

    ^ Thats a clown triggerfish Dalton and a personal favourite of the walrus :)

    Cracking pic ! :)
  25. Thread: Thoughts

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    What were the other nicknames ?

    What were the other nicknames ?
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    Thats a Napolean wrasse Dalton. Great pics...

    Thats a Napolean wrasse Dalton.

    Great pics ... when did you make this trip ?
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    Found a pic of BG on his 'Harley' ... it was the...

    Found a pic of BG on his 'Harley' ... it was the inbred webbed feet that gave him away .. bless him :rofl:

    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/12133/normal_BG.jpg
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    Check this out Willy Worldwide dive and sail...

    Check this out Willy Worldwide dive and sail

    :)
  29. Thread: I'm back.

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    Welcome back to TD Robski ... have a green :)

    Welcome back to TD Robski ... have a green :)
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    OK Ill start then ... I apologise that Blackgang...

    YES WE SHOULD.[/quote]


    OK Ill start then ... I apologise that Blackgang shagged loads of camels whilst he was in the desert ... amen :)
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    ... and one can only imagine what they made of a...

    One can only imagine what they made of a red-necked hillbilly. Marrying your sister must seem like a cultural oddity to them :)[/quote]

    ... and one can only imagine what they made of a red-necked...
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    I was just on the island of Sumbawa, Indonesia...

    I was just on the island of Sumbawa, Indonesia where the majority of the population are muslim and experienced that they were the nicest and friendliest people I have ever met. :)
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    Q9 - What is this and where is it ...

    Q9 - What is this and where is it

    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10525/f9.JPG



    Noodles botty hole ....:rofl:
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    ^ The advertised price on their website is...

    ^ The advertised price on their website is 2100Euros for the 10 day trip but the owners are good friends of mine and I charter the boat for a much better deal.

    We got an even better deal for this...
  35. Thread: Top Gear antics

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    I sincerely hope not :(

    I sincerely hope not :(
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    Thanks for the feedback guys :) You're never...

    Thanks for the feedback guys :)

    You're never too old to learn to dive propagator !

    Frankie, the underwater pics came from 2 friends cameras one was a bog standard canon and the other was a...
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    After returning to Bali we went inland to the...

    After returning to Bali we went inland to the town of Ubud for a few days relaxing after all the stress of the dive trip ... :rolleyes:

    Ubud is famous for all the rice paddy fields in the area...
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    Within 10 seconds of jumping into a dive site...

    Within 10 seconds of jumping into a dive site called 'Manta alley' we had already encountered one of these graceful giants of the underwater world.
    There must have been about 20 mantas in total as...
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    Now for the main event, the reason we came to...

    Now for the main event, the reason we came to Komodo, the diving...

    Lets get ready to rumble -

    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/12133/DSC_1131_%28Medium%29.JPG


    Heres some...
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    Of course we jumped off on Komodo island itself -...

    Of course we jumped off on Komodo island itself -

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    We heard rumours that the locals bite was worse than their...
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    The food on the 'Siren' was fantastic - ...

    The food on the 'Siren' was fantastic -

    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/12133/IMG_0178_%28Medium%29.JPG

    https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/12133/IMG_0509_%28Medium%29.JPG...
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    Walrus's dive trip to Komodo, June 2008

    It was time for the walrus and his crew of goons to go wandering again and the festivities on this vacation would be taking place in Indonesia.

    The plan was to fly into Bali where we would all...
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    ^ Its also rather relevent that in the last...

    ^

    Its also rather relevent that in the last few years Belgium has developed an unhealthy reputation for the production of sadistical serial killers to the extent that it appears to be a national...
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    ^ I think you should have punched his lights out...

    ^ I think you should have punched his lights out ... at least hes then got a valid reason to insult the next Yank he meets :)
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    ^ There you go Tex, you've got lots of things to...

    ^ There you go Tex, you've got lots of things to look forward to :rofl:
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    It would also be interesting to know the year...

    It would also be interesting to know the year that you were born (physicaly brought in to this world), the western calender, AD, nineteen hundred and .. etc etc .... :)
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    It IS, in Madchester Willy .. different kettle of...

    :rofl:

    its not a serious thread at all matey, you seem to think it is ok to beat up on retards.

    it is not.

    period.[/quote]

    It IS, in Madchester Willy .. different kettle of fish up...
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    It seems to me that shitmans mate overreacted a...

    It seems to me that shitmans mate overreacted a little in the heat of the moment (which is understandable) but shitman saved the day by removing the perpetrator without any unecessary bloodshed,...
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    ^ https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif So, which...

    Well, good job they relaxed the rules, then. Move along, move along, no public order problem to see, here...:rolleyes:[/quote]

    ^

    https://teakdoor.com/images/smilies1/You_Rock_Emoticon.gif

    So, which of the 3 'gorgeous...
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    I see that 'Tuds' extended family (they're all...

    I see that 'Tuds' extended family (they're all related you know :)) have been getting a little boisterous again ... :rofl:
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