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    Scared about getting a tattoo:rofl: The biggest...

    Scared about getting a tattoo:rofl:
    The biggest pussies around have got them
    I rest my case you lot actually think it looks macho
    You look a twat:smileylaughing:
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    I just want to know 2 things How the fuck do you...

    I just want to know 2 things
    How the fuck do you guys always suss out that Smeg on a new nic?
    How many nics has this [at][at][at][at] had?
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    I had the bastards once in my early 30s A...

    I had the bastards once in my early 30s
    A mixture of steroids , bad diet and a lot of alcohol
    Nasty Buisness the old piles
    Get the cream mate unless they are hanging out of your arse
    Don't think...
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    I'm just glad I'm a soulless psychotic with no...

    I'm just glad I'm a soulless psychotic with no love or remorse
    It helps in divorce but I wish I was more spiteful as I feel no animosity towards my x
    What a fuckin life eh
    I miss my kids terribly...
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    It may sound crazy but I have an awful lot of...

    It may sound crazy but I have an awful lot of scars from maniacs I have had the displeasure to meet
    I got 180 stitches on my body in one night and left the hospital the next day only for them to...
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    She had a tattoo on her kneck all around...

    She had a tattoo on her kneck all around
    Probably had the tattoos to hide her numerous stretchmarks
    I feel like going back to Thailand
    Half the size of the woman and a 3rd of the price
    :sexy:
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    ^ a gentleman never speaks,,, So I will tell you...

    ^ a gentleman never speaks,,,
    So I will tell you I was a dirty wrotten coke fueled whrore master:sexy:
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    ^ hick your ok But they are fuckin stupid 16...

    ^ hick your ok
    But they are fuckin stupid
    16 and 10 more
    I would sooner get my arsehole stitched up
    I had a scrubber last week who had tattoos all over her tits and fanny
    I had no respect for...
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    I love Smeg He's one of the best on here Lying...

    I love Smeg
    He's one of the best on here
    Lying bastard he is :rofl::rofl:
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    I've got one on my dick It says...

    I've got one on my dick
    It says supervalifragulistichpalisdockick
    It's very descent in 2" letters:rolleyes:
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    It was fucking terrible mate Don't think I will...

    Welcome back jimbobs ... you have been missed.

    BTW, you must be a real cnut because Dillinger reckons your OK ... :)

    Hope the Family shite is working itself out in your favour.
    .
    .[/QUOTE]
    ...
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    I think tattoos on women are even worse Shagged...

    I think tattoos on women are even worse
    Shagged a bird from Blackpool with mild and bitter on her big fat tits
    That was ok:sexy:
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    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:

    :smileylaughing::smileylaughing::smileylaughing:
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    ^ class:rofl:

    ^ class:rofl:
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    If you think it's acceptable to bring humour to...

    If you think it's acceptable to bring humour to this twat killing kids I hope you die slowly and in pain
    I despaire
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    Fuck off Jabir Come to Liverpool and I will give...

    Fuck off Jabir
    Come to Liverpool and I will give you candles and flowers
    Your past the post
    FUCKIN RAT
    PM me for my phone number:yerman:
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    So CP has a tattoo My brothers have them It...

    So CP has a tattoo
    My brothers have them
    It makes me laugh because it's idiotic to get yourself marked
    I heard a couple of old men bragging about the pain of getting their tattoos
    I wanted to...
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    No Ban the fuckers let them go underground with...

    No
    Ban the fuckers let them go underground with the drug dealers and the people they say they help
    It's a travesty that in 2017 we are still supposed to respect cunts with archaic beliefs that...
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    Tattoos are for idiots

    I've seen old men walk around with Mike Tyson tattoos on their face at 50 with fuckoff big beer bellies
    Muscle heads with tight t shirts and silly tribal tattoos
    Skinny knob heads with shorts to...
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    Ban all religions it's a fuckin farce

    Any religion is a fuckin disrespect to ones own psyche
    Ban the fuckin lot and let the athiest or agnostic run the show
    I've never heard so much shite from brainwashed zealots
    Pisses me off...
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    CP give the wankers hell It's a phoney clique...

    CP give the wankers hell
    It's a phoney clique for fuckin losers
    You've never done mms no wrong
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    I think you've nailed it mate Super Rich the...

    I think you've nailed it mate
    Super Rich the websites a bit ropey tho
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    You fucking blithering idiot They take about 12%...

    A Thai bank account, yes. Not sure about a foreign bank account if you don't have a Thai bank account.

    Another option would be Western Union or other such system. You could then transfer the...
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    Yes that's it mate

    Yes that's it mate
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    ^Yup That's the rub of it I will explain all...

    ^Yup
    That's the rub of it
    I will explain all on my shitty divorce thread when I am home and safe
    I still haven't got the money because she needs to give me her I D card to sell the bikes, what a...
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    So it's as I thought Just get it changed to £...

    So it's as I thought
    Just get it changed to £ notes and take it home
    Western union is torture if you are sending money
    So really no one knows
    If I put it into my Thai account she has the details...
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    I don't want to put it in a Thai bank account as...

    I don't want to put it in a Thai bank account as I don't think I will be returning very soon
    I just wanted to put it into my current account in the UK
    Straight transfer with the banks taking their...
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    Best way to transfer money

    Well as you know I have just got divorced
    I walked away with 2 bikes
    I have been offered 320.000b off a bike dealer in roiet that I am going to accept
    I don't want this much money on my person...
  29. Thread: Suicide

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    I cut a 6ft 6 hard case who was on the karaoke...

    I cut a 6ft 6 hard case who was on the karaoke that afternoon
    We thought he was ok a good bloke, he was found by me at 10 o clock that night
    It was one of the worst days of my life but it was...
  30. All American Airlines are shite but these are on...

    All American Airlines are shite but these are on another level, lost my luggage twice left me at LAX airport on a connection
    Worse than China air
  31. Yes you nerdy twat, get a fuckin grip Keep to...

    Yes you nerdy twat, get a fuckin grip
    Keep to intellectual arguments because light hearted banter and humour you're cringe worthy
    Bell end
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    It's only a knob wart

    It's only a knob wart
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    Will you piss on me

    Will you piss on me
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    Fuck me your gash stinks

    Fuck me your gash stinks
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    All the week end rebels back out Me and my...

    All the week end rebels back out
    Me and my brother lost count of the amount of gobshites around Dublin who threatened us with the RA shout, and we are connected
    Most just connected with the pub...
  36. Phew I shit then, I thought I was done for...

    Phew
    I shit then, I thought I was done for until I read the last word and realised it was only Americans.
  37. Thread: Sleep

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    I had the same problem and Bananas are supposed...

    I had the same problem and Bananas are supposed to be very good to aid sleep.
    I am back working so I sleep like a baby, it's when I have no graft I struggle to sleep
  38. It just goes to show you how little these...

    It just goes to show you how little these politicians and policy makers know about actual work.
    Lazy civil servant wankers have never done manual labour, or even a proper days work
    I see a lot of...
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    ^ keep me informed mate of how you get on for...

    ^ keep me informed mate of how you get on for £4000 it's definitely a goer for me, I need 4 I reckon
    I looked on the net but have not found nothing for European dentists
    I am hoping SA will get...
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    Ile live longer than you will SA seeing as I am...

    Ile live longer than you will SA seeing as I am 46 and relatively fit.
    But apart from that the Budapest suggestion is something worth looking at £4000 is a no brained
    Thanks
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    Fuck me Dill dyou wear slip ons because you can't...

    Fuck me Dill dyou wear slip ons because you can't tie your shoes up.
    You are in lazy land.
    Get your bird to go outside find somchai, 100b job done
    Manual labour is a Spanish bullfighter when in...
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    He really hasn't thought this out has he :)...

    He really hasn't thought this out has he :)
    Green owed DF
  43. ^ I don't know about Germany but with appeals etc...

    ^ I don't know about Germany but with appeals etc it can take years to convict, and the expense involved for incarceration and greedy lawyer fees
    I think if they are bang to rights they shouldn't be...
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    I wish I was in Pattaya I would take him up on...

    I wish I was in Pattaya I would take him up on this
    I would get into the room get a gimp mask on, suspenders and 20` strap on
    And film the poor bastard sweat :)
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    I'd fuckin pay for you to go mate Scare the...

    I'd fuckin pay for you to go mate
    Scare the fuckin life out of the the little tiddly wink :cmn:
  46. Let's step sending billions in aid also

    Let's step sending billions in aid also
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    A few years back I got seriously drunk in the...

    A few years back I got seriously drunk in the local in the village about a half mile from home.
    Got on my trial bike 250cc and rode home, I fell off on a small back lane , I couldn't get the bike...
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    :smileylaughing: He can't help himself what a...

    Cheers! I've just nailed a plaque with that quote on my wall - right next to my Justin Beiber poster and neon pink puckered ass flesh light *weirdo arse-bandit edition...:rolleyes:

    Remember, we...
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    I have a degree Bob I just don't feel the need...

    <sigh>

    What a pathetic fuckup you must be. You are small-minded, ignorant, uneducated, one dimensional. All that is wonderful in life passes you by. You know nothing about the world you live in....
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    What ever Bob I dislike you with a passion You...

    What ever Bob I dislike you with a passion
    You are hated on here I get a shit load of greens every time I fuck you over
    You have been caught by me lying twice
    You are the only person who thinks...
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