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    Sticky: Choppy little fucker 79471 Close...

    Choppy little fucker

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    Close enough
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    Yes, I can empathise with this. After 12 years of...

    Yes, I can empathise with this. After 12 years of living in Thailand I became fully acclimatised (read, developed a very robust drinking habit and the ability to eat a seven chilli papaya salad...
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    Somerset, what a lovely county. Seems a shame to...

    Somerset, what a lovely county. Seems a shame to leave it for the corrugated rust bucket of Korat, but I'm not judging, I lived there for a long time, and obviously the surrounding countryside is...
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    Sticky: And sorry, that should be 60g of carbs every...

    And sorry, that should be 60g of carbs every 45mins, not 90. Gotta keep the glycogen stores bubbling.
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    Sticky: I'm hoping for less than six hours Edmondo. Got...

    I'm hoping for less than six hours Edmondo. Got six big bastard climbs to haul my heavy ass over, so pacing is gonna be of the essence.
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    Sticky: Tapering for a 50k run on Sunday - the shortest...

    Tapering for a 50k run on Sunday - the shortest ultra distance but this one is packed with vertical gain so it's gonna be tough. Finally found a fuelling strategy that allows me to push as hard as I...
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    ^^Just looking at the Wahoo again, Dirk - invest...

    ^^Just looking at the Wahoo again, Dirk - invest in some clipless pedals and a decent pair of cycling shoes, it'll make you more efficient/competitive.
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    ^Fcking hell, dude - now you're talking. That is...

    ^Fcking hell, dude - now you're talking. That is a serious piece of kit, enjoy! Don't forget to do an FTP test so you can gauge your training zones. You'll love that. Not.


    I've just bought a DJI...
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    This is a short-term issue, I wouldn't worry...

    This is a short-term issue, I wouldn't worry about it too much. But in the meantime, make hay while the sun shines. Integrate these pelvic jousts into your health and fitness regime. I'd suggest...
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    The occasional yabba and whore binge to purge the...

    The occasional yabba and whore binge to purge the testes.
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    Sleep and daily strength exercises too - another...

    Sleep and daily strength exercises too - another couple of easy wins.
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    Whole foods and movement are the pillars of...

    Whole foods and movement are the pillars of healthy living. And I'm inclined to throw a little stretching and meditation too, for the bonce. Hard habit to get into though, especially the latter.
  13. Thread: Man Caves

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    Some serious caves here, fkcing 'ell, and some...

    Some serious caves here, fkcing 'ell, and some serious money.

    My current cave is an 11'x6' wooden shed, the floor of which is seriously starting to sag under the weight of sawdust, sweat and a...
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    Shouldn't this be in the Friday Night Rolls...

    Shouldn't this be in the Friday Night Rolls Around thread which could quite as easily be named 'Withnall gets shitfaced again and goes down the
    rabbit hole of YouTube's most fucked up videos'
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    Hang on, is he Big LoBollski back in Britain? ...

    Hang on, is he Big LoBollski back in Britain?

    Welcome back, Bollski. Shite ain't it.

    AT first anyway.

    It gets better, slowly.
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    Clickbait - I mean who in the name of Netflix's...

    Clickbait - I mean who in the name of Netflix's left nut commissioned this gargantuan pile of dog shit?

    It. is. TERRIBLE.
  17. This is a game changer, Dirk. The Kickr is...

    This is a game changer, Dirk. The Kickr is probably the best trainer of the three (I managed to get my Atom for free otherwise I'd have chosen a Tacx or a Wahoo). Have you got a half reasonable bike?...
  18. just about to fuck everything up with a large...

    just about to fuck everything up with a large kebab and chips. and wine. and beer.

    Been textbook up to now - 45 minutes of sweating like an Isaan farmer during a Lau Khao draught in the shed...
  19. Dry January and all that associated new year...

    Dry January and all that associated new year resolution shit has got to be the worst idea... in the world... ever... Part 1

    If there's ever a time when booze needs to be called upon it's in the...
  20. For devastatingly rapid results, this is tried...

    For devastatingly rapid results, this is tried and tested - not by me, but by fat diabetics who've managed to reverse it.

    https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/howto/guide/what-fast-800-diet

    800...
  21. Add 20kg to that and you're in the right ballpark.

    Add 20kg to that and you're in the right ballpark.
  22. I've also become a bit of a fat kunt - despite...

    I've also become a bit of a fat kunt - despite having run over 2000 miles last year and cycled over 5000 I put on circa 5kg. I mean, what the fuck else do these people (the gods of chiselled torsos)...
  23. Thread: Man Caves

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    That's a great job from scratch, mate. Nice one!...

    That's a great job from scratch, mate. Nice one!

    As soon as I've moved into a bigger house I'll copy you. But moving into a bigger house in the UK means saving up for several thousand years.
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    That is one serious commute. Thanks for taking us...

    That is one serious commute. Thanks for taking us along on the journey.
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    Sticky: That is very frustrating. How did you pop it, AO?

    That is very frustrating. How did you pop it, AO?
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    Made a quiche for the first time the other day -...

    Made a quiche for the first time the other day - fuck me, I think you'd really struggle to find an unhealthier savoury dish. That's why it's good to make stuff, I guess - it makes you realise the...
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    Sticky: Thread's quiet. Would've thought the Thai...

    Thread's quiet. Would've thought the Thai lockdown is the perfect opportunity to embark on a prolonged spell of savagery.
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    Watching The Killing and wondering what all the...

    Watching The Killing and wondering what all the fuss is about.

    The Afghan situation has also seen this find its way into my YouTube recommendations. Very interesting docu/film

    The Road To...
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    Godspeed to all those doing the hard yards out in...

    Godspeed to all those doing the hard yards out in Thailand - sounds very tough.
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    Sticky: They used it for Chris Froome's 80km solo...

    They used it for Chris Froome's 80km solo breakaway in the 2018 Giro d'Italia, which has got to go down as the most powerful ride in the history of the sport. Google it. The bloke is fucking fire.
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    Sticky: Got given an endurance nutrition product called...

    Got given an endurance nutrition product called SiS Beta Fuel. It's like speed. Took a gel before each of the last three climbs and span up them with nay fucking issues whatsoever. Ya fookin' dancer.
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    Sticky: 71755 Cycled the South Downs Way in a single...

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    Cycled the South Downs Way in a single sitting on Saturday. 100 miles of grinding over chalk and limestone. I'm still rattling.
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    Sticky: Purging past sin. I have many, many miles to go...

    Purging past sin. I have many, many miles to go...
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    Sticky: A tropical 26°C here on Saturday. It wasn't...

    A tropical 26°C here on Saturday. It wasn't pretty.
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    Sticky: 34 mile jog on Saturday 70386

    34 mile jog on Saturday

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    I'm not, and I hope it works for you.

    I'm not, and I hope it works for you.
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    This is actually very true. In the blue zones...

    This is actually very true.

    In the blue zones (areas around the world where people live the longest) there's a marked difference in how long Cretan shepherds and farmers lived - although both...
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    Myself, daily. The entire populations of Spain...

    Myself, daily. The entire populations of Spain and Portugal also.
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    Poll: *beep* I had a big fat shot of AZ a couple of...

    *beep*

    I had a big fat shot of AZ a couple of weeks ago.

    Felt ropey for a few days, but I'm now micro-chipped and standing by to do Bozzer's bidding whenever activated.

    *beep*
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    Your work is getting better and better - terrific...

    Your work is getting better and better - terrific stuff, Nigel.

    I still have your little Isaan hut on the wall, a very nice reminder of my clodhopping days chestbeating in the jungle.
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    Sticky: I'm doing left buttock, right testicle, shins and...

    I'm doing left buttock, right testicle, shins and feet today. Exclusively working on one bollock can sometime be problematic, especially when the gym's busy, but it's amazing what can be achieved...
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    Sticky: Yeh FUCK cycling on the road in Thailand - simply...

    Yeh FUCK cycling on the road in Thailand - simply just a big FUCK THAT.

    Aren't there multiple custom built loops in BKK where you can pedal without the worrying of being ploughed into by a ten...
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    Sticky: It encourages your body to function using fat...

    It encourages your body to function using fat rather than glycogen which ultimately makes you a more efficient endurance athlete.



    :yup:
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    Sticky: The 40km x 5 for overall fitness, but it hugely...

    The 40km x 5 for overall fitness, but it hugely depends on what intensity you ride at for calorie burn. It's generally accepted that riding hard tempo/threshold for an hour burns 800 calories, while...
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    Sticky: Press ups are all that's really required for...

    Press ups are all that's really required for strength, unless you wanna look big, which looks a bit daft, but that's just my opinion.





    Not sure how that would work as part of a weekly...
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    Sticky: It's a good question. A very good question.

    It's a good question.

    A very good question.
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    Sticky: Autumn's here, bike's in the shed and I have a...

    Autumn's here, bike's in the shed and I have a brand new pair of Hoka Speed Goat 4s on the shoe rack.

    Halfway through week two of a structured 50 mile race plan.
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    Ratched gets a double thumbs up from the Slap...

    Ratched gets a double thumbs up from the Slap Sofa.
  49. Upon being released from jail, Thai men will...

    Upon being released from jail, Thai men will generally do one of two things: 1. Join the local temple for a life of sweeping and sleeping, 2. Join the local bus service for a life of putting everyone...
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    Just finished all three seasons of The Fall, set...

    Just finished all three seasons of The Fall, set in Northern Ireland with Gillian Anderson as the lead. Very good indeed. It's on Netflix.
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