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    For those space heads out there. I listen to BBC...

    For those space heads out there. I listen to BBC Radio 4 quite a bit, although i think quality of programming has deteriorated, there is one programme called the "Inifinite Monkey Cage" which mixes...
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    and it is a vile narrative. Its remarkable how he...

    and it is a vile narrative. Its remarkable how he and his remainer chums constantly complain about racist ideology driving the leave agenda yet all i seem to have heard for over 3 years is remainers...
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    Got to say Wales have been poor and i don't like...

    Got to say Wales have been poor and i don't like to talk down Refs but the decision that there was do deliberate knock-on was a fukin travesty. Should have been a Yellow and a penalty try ...no idea...
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    So its stewed Rhubarb, Cheese and Cud from a...

    So its stewed Rhubarb, Cheese and Cud from a cow(or passion fruit) - Mozzilasia ain't looking good.

    Dill hows the tanks coming on?
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    Thanks MOD Dill

    Thanks MOD Dill
  6. ^ do you read chicken scratch Betts?

    ^ do you read chicken scratch Betts?
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    ^ you have properly surpassed yourself Mendip. I...

    ^ you have properly surpassed yourself Mendip. I reckon a Pea Kiev with a bread crumbed pea fritter hollowed out with Garlic Butter and you can retire....
  8. I am transferring him out for Pogba, i reckon the...

    I am transferring him out for Pogba, i reckon the P will come back for 3 weeks and prove he is worth 200M and then go out for another surgery break.
  9. ^^ :) wanker.. yep busted, that will teach me to...

    ^^ :) wanker.. yep busted, that will teach me to save my transfer excitement for a glass number 6..... ish

    When are you starting the Koi and Chips business?
  10. well after transferring in Ozil i forgot to tweak...

    well after transferring in Ozil i forgot to tweak my team, luckily Salah was me Capt from last week, he'll probably be rested. :)
  11. ^ beg to differ, i think i top him by leaving...

    ^ beg to differ, i think i top him by leaving Abraham in and transferring Ozil in, jees tough audience.
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    :rofl: yar now remind us exactly how outside of...

    :rofl: yar now remind us exactly how outside of farm subsidies and a non-existent defence farce, does the club wield its super power.
  13. ^ best take steps, fill the larder and the...

    ^ best take steps, fill the larder and the wardrobe with beer and only send the wife out shopping once every two weeks, she can stay in quarantine between trips
  14. Its not a pandemic until Sausages says so, in...

    Its not a pandemic until Sausages says so, in other new S Korea is fook'd - get out of dodge Dorothy.
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    Oh dear, the Thaigirls are struggling, 66 for 6.

    Oh dear, the Thaigirls are struggling, 66 for 6.
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    ^ well we pay for people to sit on their fuking...

    ^ well we pay for people to sit on their fuking arses getting paid by social security, we may as well get something out of the indolent fukers even if its a pizza delivered 1/2 hr late with a slice...
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    I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea, so...

    I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea, so just to clarify for our Mercan cousins. Apologies if this give Snub a semi.

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    ^ Faggots, it goes well with faggots.

    ^ Faggots, it goes well with faggots.
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    Thai ladies currently facing the Windies Ladies...

    Thai ladies currently facing the Windies Ladies in the womens cricket world cup.
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    ^^ well she has a point doesn't she. She's...

    ^^ well she has a point doesn't she. She's probably fed up with asking desk loafers like Sausages to get the fuk on with stuff instead of producing lots of paper with words on. I am given to...
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    Been looking at some Ostrich Skin products,...

    Been looking at some Ostrich Skin products, someone has to buy them to keep those nasty over sized turkeys from marauding and killing Kangaroos. Any Ozzies got any and would recommend?
    ...
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    I shall try to inject my mothers favourite, "Off...

    I shall try to inject my mothers favourite, "Off Of" oh that used to bring a smile.
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    ^^ i'd argue it has racist overtones

    ^^ i'd argue it has racist overtones
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    Oi, i'll av you know i still have the wooden fish...

    Oi, i'll av you know i still have the wooden fish i carved when i was 13.
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    Whaling banned by most caring civilised...

    Whaling banned by most caring civilised countries, only fulers like the Japs, Norway, Iceland, Canada, US and Russia still kill beautiful whales - for those countries there is no reason to do so...
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    FFS has the forlum been overtaken by TFLers, got...

    FFS has the forlum been overtaken by TFLers, got Syb and Troy on Brexit, Ron and Bogon on Breakfast...I will officially leave if i find Dill has secretly moved to Muzzilasia to teach.
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    ^ & ^^ 555 fooking hell now that is funny. I...

    ^ & ^^ 555 fooking hell now that is funny. I strongly suspect and Teachy does like to drop in the odd reference to being fit and supple, that he did until well into his 30's blow himself. Actually...
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    FFS Chit haven't you had meatballs in IKEA?

    FFS Chit haven't you had meatballs in IKEA?
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    Doner Pitta Burger? ohhhhhhhh

    Doner Pitta Burger? ohhhhhhhh
  30. Well, i should really read more before pressing...

    Well, i should really read more before pressing go on transfers, i transferred in Ozil who's pretty much a dead cert not to play...who knew his wife was pregnant and about to drop.
  31. I see big trouble at mill on this in future...

    I see big trouble at mill on this in future years, its going to be an ecological and social disaster for the Mekong and downstream countries and communities.
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    ^ Buttfly, its called backing out of something...

    ^ Buttfly, its called backing out of something you should never have gotten into, i imagine that happens to you quite a lot once you sober up. :)
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    Is that directed at Sausages? he conflated the...

    Is that directed at Sausages? he conflated the two frequently or when it suits him. I suspect it just depends if his bloke made him sleep in the wet patch.
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    Fantastic shot, i never see many babies. He'll...

    Fantastic shot, i never see many babies. He'll grow into that head. My Mrs hates them but i love the colours on em.
  35. so last week :)

    so last week :)
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    ^ Fish hate to tell you this but thats a deep...

    ^ Fish hate to tell you this but thats a deep fried hand you ate.
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    I reckon Claudio is Yerman

    I reckon Claudio is Yerman
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    Disembarked In Saigon, Entertained Mable Blowing...

    Disembarked In Saigon, Entertained Mable Blowing Arse Raspberries, Kevin Explosive Diarrhoea!!


    Telegram intercepted by dastardly Duncan...spying on Philias
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    Mybe PM Pominasia A New Village House - Koi...

    Mybe PM Pominasia

    A New Village House - Koi Pond
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    ^^ OK, a Koi is for life not just for this...

    ^^ OK, a Koi is for life not just for this current rental.
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    wtf has Dill been buying on the shopping channel...

    wtf has Dill been buying on the shopping channel now? :) how much are mirror balls going for these days Dill
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    The Brum one is foive gois, different chain.

    The Brum one is foive gois, different chain.
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    I think Northern Soul died out with the advent of...

    I think Northern Soul died out with the advent of Carpet Tiles, with all that beer on them you could slide around like they used to.
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    ^ if someone charged me 13 for that they be...

    ^ if someone charged me 13 for that they be wearing it.
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    ^^ were you expecting Caligula to come to the...

    ^^ were you expecting Caligula to come to the ceremony
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    Sounds like a good outcome Nid and perhaps gives...

    Sounds like a good outcome Nid and perhaps gives the lad a different perspective on the future re careers i.e. fuk doing that for a game of soldiers i'd much rather be a ..... whatever it may be.
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    No no no, the UK is nothing but a mere...

    No no no, the UK is nothing but a mere distraction....
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    That's cheered me up, two TDers posting and...

    That's cheered me up, two TDers posting and helping.
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    Well it all seems to be depressing news of late;...

    Well it all seems to be depressing news of late; Virus's, Shootings, GM withdrawing from Asia, the soon to be extinct fast food deliveries in the UK under the new immigration rules and all the...
  50. I was worried that i would become a target when...

    I was worried that i would become a target when going out to get my sweet and sour this weekend, thanks Nid.
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