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You've gone full Tomcat.

Never go full Tomcat

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Was gonna buy you a nice cream cake and eat it but got to the door and they are eggless.:yerman:

What is it with all this plant based food...

Thats what Bob Marley thought:)

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^ mmm. I'll have to try that,after these chicken sliders

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^ Thats cancer that is


Anyone tried these new Maccy D Breakfast baps.

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Sausage and egg muffins with real bacon and hp... Lush:)

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You can buy crunchies and dime bars in Villa:)


I always wondered how all those insects met their death and thought insecticide or Somchai working his way through a load of buffalo shit

I...

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I had a friend like you who came to Thailand.

One night he bought a few bags of those deep fried grasshoppers and dung beetles and...

Bruno taking the piss out of Sterling, EPL's all time leading penalty earner/Diver:)...

Bruno Fernandes issues penalty message to Man City's Raheem Sterling - Manchester Evening News

Phad Thai

I'm not the adventurous type:)

Not a bad point, didn't think I'd be saying that at the start of the season.

Rashford though...

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Stop the politics and find some...

At least that lazy cnut has been hooked

Not looking good. Need to nick a penalty:)

^^ He's gonna blow!!

Do they have a Colombian Man United supporters club near you where you can sit together watching the game at 9am?
:)

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You supporting your local team during covid mate?:)

Cyrille would have enjoyed that yesterday. Although he knows thats a bad Wolves side.

Nam tan= sugar
Nam som= orange juice
Nom = milk

Do you reckon it's your Wurzels accent?

Try Nom Mei-ji:)

I fear for that maid he's thinking of bribing to bring food and alcohol in.

The only hole Mendip has seen over the past 8 months is the one in the back of the Volvo where the skis fit.:)

She'll...

With respect to classic games that have had me on the end of my seat over the years, this is the order I look forward to each season...

And I've always prefered watching United away tbh, not just...

This'll explain Headworx' grass-fed 100 baht Aussie tenderloins:)

Looks good to me, what there is of it.

An Edmond sized portion.

I'd be expecting dessert and scraping off that Northern overindulgent gravy off thy mash.:)

That's 8 times the amount Martial has scored:)

^ He will be on here from the Airplane wifi soon, with an update:)

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Shoulda done like Mo and got a Dickens Cider:)
You should fly through that empty Swampy and be in your hotel, with the hand cream out in no...

Grinding 1-0s out at places like Turf Moor... The mark of Champions:)

Thais were free.

Pogbaaaaaa:)

Its not unlike the Man United of the 80's either....but at least they won two cups:)

Mmmmm Mo's meat






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Safe journey bud.

Great save from Martial's postage stamp, although needed some more power

^ He got the ball first:)

We are top of the League!!!!

That'll explain the non-stinging jellyfish.

Yeah, I'm fumin':)

^^ Smog and traffic filmed, out in the sun, pissed on by flies all day, anorexic dried out chicken... Nice:)

^^ I tell you what you'd find, eating steak 3 times in Thailand everyday...


Empty pockets and Fucking WORMS:)


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That's plenty pink...

Leeds 3-0 defeat to Crawley:smileylaughing:

Oh dear, pray tell she hasn't found the gardener's crotchless elf costume:)

You think paedophilia only offends people who go to church?

Apple, beetroot and other salady things:)

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Hmmm

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Slightly overdone 400g Angus sirloin.

The Chitty curse-

3 goals in 3 minutes:)

You moonlighting at Morrisons?:)

I'd have thought she'd need something far more robust than string, to carry the most lightly used conkers on TD.

That Frenchie will think she's back on the rig striking oil.

If it's not crappy enough to first sit through all those shit movies and tv shows, sat there during your breaks in that Indian call centre, when you could have just looked at their ratings on IMDB or...

Its normally some b movie sci fi shit too:)

This thread was made for posters like Arry, who don't understand the word recommendation:)

Review the last film you watched