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Naive and stupid but not his idea. Warner and Bancroft cheated like Broad and Anderson.

In January 2010, England bowlers Stuart Broad and James Anderson were accused of ball tampering by stopping the ball with the spikes of their boots in the third Test Match against South Africa.[21]...

You should be squating 111kgs
1.5x

Smith no 2 batsman of all time

Harmison a pie thrower who was part of a bowling 4 who cheated as admitted by others

He just lost all credibility as a person let alone a cricketer. A grub of a...

He didnt. Warner organised it. You're an idiot obviously.

Nothing but a sore loser in a council flat.

Poms cheating for many years

https://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/former-england-spinner-monty-panesar-makes-shock-balltampering-revelation/news-story/b5333dca8062bca1156b5c0758222e26

How much do you weigh?

Harmison, of course, was part of the England team that won the 2005 Ashes, taking Australia apart with reverse swing in concert with Andrew Flintoff and Simon Jones.

It was only later that batsman...

Aussie crowds are very good. Pommy crowds are disgrace. Chalk and cheese.

Leo would do. It's watery and piss weak.

The aussies won and you sooks can't handle it. Such bad losers. Even after 120 years of losing you still haven't learnt to lose with any class.

Vegemite and cheese pie
Lamington
Coopers Ale

Celebrate the Ashes win

Maybe he could eat Smith and the poms could win :smileylaughing:

Has Botham ate a batsman? Looks 150kgs these days

Big mac's are only big in photos. The burgers they serve are pretty sad looking compared to the images

It's great. Had money on the aussies. They got the job done and it's all downhill for the poms but you guys are used to losing so no problem.

Winning money again today on the punt.

Stiff upper...

https://m.frasercoastchronicle.com.au/news/nathan-lyon-has-last-laugh-against-sledging-brits-/3436627/

Poor old poms could learn from Lyon how to make a comment lol

55m in England

54.9m useless donkeys

"The scary thing is Steve Smith is getting better"

Paine

The poms need Jeff Thompson and Andy Roberts to stop him.

594 calories isn't much. That's one medium burger.

66m people in the UK and you need kiwis and windies to fill a team. Lack of talent in the pommy gene pool.

The dodgers should send a plane to NZ to steal some more kiwis. Stopover in Barbados on the way back. Might pick up some decent players

Where do you stay when not in your council flat?

5th test odds

Aussies $2
Draw $6
Confused soap dodgers $2.45

Aussies are a good thing. They only have 2 batsmen but that's 2 too many for the dodgers

You two responded about as well as Warner bats. I wiped the floor with your arses.

Poms used up all their humour last century. The only current humour is Brexit and their batting line up.

Fed 20
Nadal 19
Novak 16

Aus Open will be big with all 3 hoping to go higher

Black Adder writers have got nothing on you. Such sharp wit.

Warner avgs nearly 60 with the bat in Aus and only 27.6 in pommy land. Time to go.

Bowling avgs

England

Cummins 17.4
Anderson 23.7
Broad 26.7

Aus
Cummins 20.9

They lose Broad and Anderson soon. That's a big loss.

I see you know nothing about cricket.

Not bitter at all I see

Answer to what? You have just embarassed yourself sunshine. You're very special.

The wickets hold together more now so bowling on day 5 isnt as easy as it was. Cummins and Hazelwood bowled well all day but the pitch only stayed low a couple of times. In the past batting on day 5...

Combo of both. Average batsmen and good bowlers.
Broad is awesome against left handers but not the same against right handers.
Cummins has a better strike rate than Broad and better average.

The...

https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewbender/2012/04/03/the-worlds-rudest-nations-for-travelers/#4301be3c2368

Poms right up there for being rude

Well done poms. Top 3!

Nice 2nd in the cricket...

Healy to the Sri Lankian captain Ranatunga
"You can't get a runner for being fat and unfit"
" put a mars bar on a length, that will get him out of the crease"

So who likes Poms? Might be a generalisation but it's true. People just pretend to like them to extract money from them.

No please no more Warner opening. Time to move on. Think about the next 4 years.

Now the ashes are secured the aussie selectors should try a totally new opening combo. Warner needs to go and Harris 4 failures in a row. Pick a fresh combo and see what happens. Nothing to lose.
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No chips here
Years of success
Another 12 to look forward too

The Poms could do with some sportsmanship led by Stokes.

Broad/Root are just bad sports and have no class

Stokes should be captain. Root isn't up to it. Root has been fairly good with drs but otherwise just lets games drift and had no idea what to do with Smith.

I get smiles in 7/11. Getting a smile doesn't mean anything other than the person is friendly.

He could have used bat pads more on the leg and off side. Waited til last session to do that. Otherwise he made good calls. I was surprised he bowled Head on front of Smith but maybe Smith has issues...

8 to 12 years of misery

Broad and Anderson to retire soon
Archer is quick but no heart
Stokes cant carry the side
Leech is ok but no world beater

Maybe they win tje ashes back in 2031 if...

Overton was brave. Best of the poms with the bat. Archer a poor game. Lazy when batting and one trick pony with the ball.

Drs would have given him out.

At least Paine saved reviews for last session. I reckon Langer said dont review unless 95% sure it's out

Your pommy mate calls them convicts and your crowd booed the whole series

Glass houses buddy

Your soccer fans are the worst in the world