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  1. ^ It's a family tradition.

    ^ It's a family tradition.
  2. Thread: Garden Sheds

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    Looks more like a wardrobe gone wrong, 'nuff...

    Looks more like a wardrobe gone wrong, 'nuff said. :)

    Anyways, I am sulking, because I won't be invited to the grand opening. :sad:
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    set his farts on fire as soon as...

    set his farts on fire as soon as...
  4. How is driving under the influence handled in...

    How is driving under the influence handled in Canada? It's traceable in the blood for several weeks.
  5. They don't wipe their bottoms.

    They don't wipe their bottoms.
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    Eastern centric [or not] traditions.

    Eastern centric [or not] traditions.
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    Go shack up with ya kanger, Teary, it's getting...

    Go shack up with ya kanger, Teary, it's getting late.
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    Calm down, NumPrik, nobody's following you around...

    Calm down, NumPrik, nobody's following you around and I don't mind you chasing my tail, just keep your tiny pecker in your trousers, will ya. :D
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    You've been out roaming in the desert for far too...

    You've been out roaming in the desert for far too long, Teary.
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    Nothing personal about the rejection, NumPrik. ...

    Nothing personal about the rejection, NumPrik.

    Have another beer and chill out. :D
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    Nah, pay Somchai to do the deed, as per usual. ...

    Nah, pay Somchai to do the deed, as per usual.


    Sure it's a Jew, not a kanger you've kept in your shed for the last two months, hoser?

    Anyway, thanks, but no thanks. I pass the opportunity on...
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    Oh dear, sorry to inform you I don't swing that...

    Oh dear, sorry to inform you I don't swing that way.

    But good for you to have outed yourself, took a while but here we are. :cmn:
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    found to be one of Churchill's....

    found to be one of Churchill's....
  14. per ounce?

    per ounce?
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    Where's ya princess when ya need her?

    Where's ya princess when ya need her?
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    Ah, that's why you adore mass murderers. It's...

    Ah, that's why you adore mass murderers.
    It's quite common amongst numb pricks, not to worry.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6IwRVLPtG8

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6IwRVLPtG8
  18. Nukes keep the merkin pests away, that is true.

    Nukes keep the merkin pests away, that is true.
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    Sorry, but no, this is about the terrorist and...

    Sorry, but no, this is about the terrorist and mass-murderer Churchill, NumPrik's idol - he adores leaders who gas innocents.
  20. Nurse! An Alzheimer patient is roaming the...

    Nurse!
    An Alzheimer patient is roaming the corridors after bed-time! Fixation needed.
  21. Thread: Garden Sheds

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    Good work, looks great. Next TD meet up at...

    Good work, looks great.

    Next TD meet up at Ant's! :D
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    With pooch: no, go for the farmed variety. ...

    With pooch: no, go for the farmed variety.

    Even someone with your limited cognitive abilities should be able to work out why.
  23. Oh, people decide to be born & live in North...

    Oh, people decide to be born & live in North Korea? :bunny3:
  24. ...when he doesn't dream of 'Brittle' cocks....

    ...when he doesn't dream of 'Brittle' cocks.
    It's been a looong spell in the DogHouse. :sad:
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    WTF is that?

    WTF is that?
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    Another affordable source of protein for the...

    Another affordable source of protein for the poor, but I had beans & pulses in mind. :)
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    I didn't say that. The hint is "balanced diet".

    I didn't say that.
    The hint is "balanced diet".
  28. Get the nurse to wipe the spittle from the...

    Get the nurse to wipe the spittle from the computer screen, other OEPs in the home want to use it after you finished and got tucked up in bed with clean nappies.
  29. Thanks for your informative reply to my question....

    Thanks for your informative reply to my question.
    Yes, it somehow escaped my notice that Western agencies have installed a new regime in Iran. :sheep2:
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    Westerners generally eat far too much protein...

    Westerners generally eat far too much protein these days. Meat used to be a luxury to be had on special occasions.

    A handful of grass hoppers per day is enough with an otherwise balanced diet.
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    ^ Cheers, downloading it now.

    ^ Cheers, downloading it now.
  32. What regime change has been engineered by Western...

    What regime change has been engineered by Western agencies in Iran in the last 20 years, Commander? :bunny3:
  33. ...the money spent, amongst other things. 350k +...

    ...the money spent, amongst other things. 350k + another estimated 100k for a temporary home to turn over to the rellies? Not me, but each as they wish.
  34. Didn't get your protein shot this morning, grumpy...

    Didn't get your protein shot this morning, grumpy old tossbag?
  35. Seppos use more toilet paper than anyone else...

    Seppos use more toilet paper than anyone else
    They use more of everything than anybody else, except books and world maps.
  36. Yeah, maybe a different set of people than those...

    Yeah, maybe a different set of people than those profiting from Poppy cultivation.
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    You don't need to...

    You don't need to...
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    Tell baldrick with an appreciative repo, as I...

    Tell baldrick with an appreciative repo, as I did. :)
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    I found it unremarkable.

    I found it unremarkable.
  40. The traditional crop is environmentally sound &...

    The traditional crop is environmentally sound & all product is bought cash, no prob. Why change it to Chinese pig farms?
  41. Of course it is... :UK:

    Of course it is... :UK:
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    TD should be all about the glorious US and the...

    TD should be all about the glorious US and the daily events of the people who make it great & greater!

    :tosser1:
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    The truth hurts, eh.

    The truth hurts, eh.
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    You're not quite as focked up as I thought,...

    You're not quite as focked up as I thought, NumPrik, well done!
  45. Thread: Daily Moan

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    Obviously, mate. No shame in that, everrybody...

    Obviously, mate.
    No shame in that, everrybody contributes to the best of their abilities. :)
  46. Don't worry, Lu will come along shortly to...

    Don't worry, Lu will come along shortly to explain it to you. :D
  47. Nope. Keep digging, the hole is almost big...

    Nope.

    Keep digging, the hole is almost big enough to sous-vide yourself in.
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    Got another patch of red pixels to whine about?...

    Got another patch of red pixels to whine about? :gay:
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    Well played, Sid - not.

    Well played, Sid - not.
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    As for me, bright pink Ya Dong - been infused...

    As for me, bright pink Ya Dong - been infused with dry strawberries. :gay:
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